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- LABOUR, COMMERCIAL & CORPORATE LAWYER. - BEER PHILOSOPHER AND HOP HEAD AT HEART - VINO VERITAS, IN CERVESIO FELICITAS
Durban
Joined June 2012
i fucken passed my board exams 😭😭😭 including a distinction for estate. Im officially done with boards!!! Guys i cant believe my childhood dream is coming to a reality😭😭😭 im going to be admitted as a lawyer🥺🥺🥺.
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Someone left this on my car at Dbn Mag Court parking. Not funny. Really not funny.
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I was in court earlier today. came across this hun who once said to me "ngabe syajola but inkinga awunamali" when i asked her out. She was in custody and needed someone to do a bail application for her, she approached me & i replied "ngabe ngyakusiza inkinga awunamali" 😭😭.
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I received a call from one of my friends this morning, he was on speaker & his gf was also on the line, he requested that we should stop being friends because im a bad influence 😭😭🤣🤣 yazi ngivele ngaphelelwa amazwi & I wanted to laugh.
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Divorce Summons drafted, issued, served and filed. the couple has now posted each on social media with the caption "ngeke basihlukanise ngisho noma bengathini, banomona", haw umadoda 😭.
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Today, my opponent in court is my former high school principal, Mr. Dlamini(now an Advocate) who once gave me a good beating for coming late to school 😭 I told the chap "this one is for all the times when you gave us a hard time in high school"😭🤣
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hambani niyofunda iDefinition ye Self Defence ka Synman on Criminal Law 6 ed (2014), then briefly read the Locus Classicus of S v Ntuli 1975 (1) .perhaps then we can engage in this conversation later. .
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My CA appeared in court for the first time today, and akuhambanga kahle. He's been quiet ever since he came back 😭😭😭 what ought to be a simple adjournment turned out to be a traumatic experience for him😭😂😂.
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Went to buy couscous eNkandla kwaBoxer, bathi angibizelwe imanager 😭.
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Unpopular opinion: I really don't get why people compare Select with Hennessey, why would you compare whisky with cognac 😭.
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@pamela_mtanga No spontaneous dancing in Sweden. Bars and pubs are required by law to have a “dance permit” to allow people to bust moves on the premises.
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@ChocChip_Cooky Currently nope, but if you pay me for my legal services, i may have alil something. .
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Today I went head to head with one of my ex mates we went to law school with. I remember there was an assignment due for international law, I asked her to assist me urgently and she said NO!!! it was too personal for me chief, Revenge was served very cold this time.
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Magudumana would never 😭😭.
Ex-girlfriends of alleged KPMG fraudster Moema turn as State witnesses against him.
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Chronicles of a Candidate attorney:.My first court appearance a few years ago, I stood up and shouted “objection.” 😭😭😭😂😂😂.
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Lawyers who are not over their student politics days can be a problem. I wonder yinton i “quagmire of turmoiled logic”. Andiyazi worse yona i “cacophonous internal-friction”. 🤣🤣🤣
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I like how you guys associate a white face with "wealth, better, expensive lawyer, the best etc" you see the struggle we're faced with in the legal profession? You see why black lawyers are still crying for transformation? This stupid ideology is the one that places us behind.
They also need to investigate the person who is paying that white lawyer she’s probably not cheap.
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Yes, I may have been petty with this reply, but the problem is that you guys really dont want to pay for legal fees. Just because you know me doesnt mean that my services will be for free when you request them. musani ususidakelwa!!!.
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Guys amaCherry ase Howard khade ayesibambela sisa shezila. If you know, you know lol.
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@Nomali88 exactly. you get me point pretty well sis. if you dont want to be with a person, you can be polite about your response and not make him feel less significant.
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I wanna see how Facebook’a reacting to taba ya submarine 😭😭😭 I just know the jokes are ELITE!!!.
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I used to think people switch jobs for money only. But now i believe most people are also looking for Respect and Mental peace.
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I cant stress this enough but ukuba nentombi enhle is very important.
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@_shwabade_ Bro and you dont have to say shit, as long as the plan is coming together all is good, just smile 😭.
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Guys this was a long ass journey (still aint over yet) at times i doubted myself id make it this far, i really am proud of the results.
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Uthi uJudge President cela niyeke ukugqoka engathi niya kwi Matric Dance kwi Admission 😂😭
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One thing I hate about this profession is that "3yrs post admission experience. " when seeking employment. should we now deem the 2yrs spent as a CA null & void?? A whole 2 years??? No man that's bullshit.
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Everyday is a special day when you're an attorney, that's why we are always dressed up.
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@Nolinkie exactly! he's the problem!! he was the one who planned going out the weekend with the ho**, this has nothing to do with me.
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"we're looking for a Junior/Newly Admitted Attorney with 3yrs post admin experience" guys make it make sense 😭😭😭 lo 2yrs wama articles wona ushona kuphi?.
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"I confirm my appearance for the defense. The initial is S, Surname Mkhize. "
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CR Snyman defines self defense as ‘A person acts in private defence, and her act is therefore lawful, if she uses force to repel an unlawful attack which has commenced, or is imminently threatening, upon her or somebody else’s life, bodily integrity, property or other interest .’.
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Counsel for Applicant 👨⚖️ took a moment and reflected, yea neh. we prayed for days like these 🙏 yena unalo iqiniso uBra G 👍
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I think labour law is that one field where you need to know you shit (LRA, Rules, BCEA, EEA, Minimum wage, act) before you step into the ring. Because if you don't, you'll die a real death, uphume nama costs engathi ethakathiwe 😕.
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im currently into someone oshaya ngama Red Flags🚩ayinqwaba😭 yazi kodwa iLife umsangano.
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As you buy alcohol, please buy a six pack for a Candidate Attorney that you know. We've had a rough year. Kind regards.
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@Nkuli_McG I dont even know what was she charged for, i wasnt bothered. If you cant pay for my services, im not interested.
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@HactorM_SA Lol the problem is there are always unforseen circumstances. I didn't know he'll wear his robe infront of the Mag and leave without excusing himself 😭🤣.
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@Cellular_jnr @MichaelBucwa Nevermind the Geographical location, But do you understand that Moroccans don't consider themselves as Africans?.
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After I got the S174 granted in my favor I whispered to her ear "dont you want me to assist you with your case next time"😭.
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Also, those Magistrate who allow us to continue with court proceedings without wearing court gowns because of this heat are the real MVPs.
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Sbonge umdali ngokuphendula imthandazo
I desperately need a car.
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@Nduna__ 😭😭😭 wena why ungafuni ukuhlangana noEnzokuhle ngoba phela into "enhle" lena oyenzayo.
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We're not speaking enough about how horrible has ethekwini been since the strike started 2 weeks ago. Electricity outrage everywhere, water crisis, the city is literally a mess. I took this video this morning while I was passing Riverside, near the bird park
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State v Makwanyane needs to be excused for a moment. We need the death sentence for that CPUT incident.
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I have an arbitration at the CCMA against this white chap who once declined my application after I had applied for a vacancy as a Candidate Attorney back in 2019. im taking this matter very personal chief, ngifuna ukumujulikisa lepandla yakhe🤣🤣.
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I had the toughest day at the office this week. Juggling both Labour & Criminal Courts for this matter. I was able to release all the members who were arrested during the strike, and our order was granted at the Labour Court. Ngizizwa ngiwu Harvey Spector 😂
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@desree_h_ @thandiiswa_m My firm is so savage. When he left the office, they said to him "bye, Your Worship:🤣🤣.
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