Omer Hussain
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Opens twitter in the morning:
5 I'm depressed tweets, 10 broken ones, atleast 2 me and who, 15 creative ones, 2 online fatwas, 1 feminist, 3 aag lagaau types, 4 neend waale, 4 biwi hoti toh ones, 10 sharia, khatam goodnight uske baad
Aur hai toh add karo
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At this point it seems like nights are specially designed for depression, anxiety, overthinking, sleep is just an escape from them.
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Alhumdulillah alhumdulillah, finally after 3 long years its done, all those sleepless nights didn't go in vain, the constant rejections, those disappointed trips to osmania, the chor politics from deccan everything has finally come to an end, sabr kaa phal meeta bolte naa sahi/-
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May Allah accept all the duas that have been done during this holy month and especially the ibadats in the last 10 days of Ramadan.
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Inshallah agle saal chaand Makkah yaa Madinah me dekhingay.
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Those random hits of haibat when you suddenly realise ab kuch pehle jaisa rehne waala nai hai, clg se apne nahi kiraae ke ghar jaana hai aur wo bhi anjaan logo ke beech rehne aur ye hi rehne waala hai ek lammmbe waqt tak, can never get over this feeling 😔
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Bike ku side stand pe lagaae baad
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Ladies and gentlemen, aaplogo ki duao se Alhumdulillah aaj meri gaadi milgae, woooohooooo gaadi milgaaiiiiii🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Alhumdulillah finally reached my destination after a journey of 2 days ( was supposed to be of 1 day but meh ), ab thode mahino tak naa koi airport dekhna hai naa koi plane😇
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My brother saw me using X and said "abah itte padhe likhe hogae twitter use karre", wo bichaare ku kya malum yaape kitte dewaane pandua hai😂😂
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Ye court me insaaf sirf filmo me hi milta real me sirf tareek milti.
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Aaj kismat aazmaake dekhne ke baad ye nateeja nikla ke jo kismat me hai wo aapku kuch bhi karlo milke rehta isilie hamesha ye hona ye kardo bolke dua karne ki jaga ye dua karna ke jisme meri aur mere ghar walo ki khair hai wo dedijiye yaa Allah.
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Story time,
Aaj 9 baje ke aas paas mere ghar pe bell baji ting tong, peep hole mese dekha toh koi aurat hai naqab me, kon hai ki bolke door khola mai, uno pooche aapki gaadi hai kya bolke mai bola konsi wo nicche ek splender thi so bolto mai samjha hataao bolke bolne aae 1/-
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Eid Mubarak, may Allah accept all your duas and sacrifices and forgive all of us. Aameen
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Seeing people living your dream hits hard but also makes us wonder whose dream are we living.
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Le boys
Boy 1: Why are we friends?
Boy 2: teku koi bhi nai lagalere the bolke mai lagalia chal ab treat de
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Lafda summary:
1. Gosht waale ke aang pe chadha urdu sikhaane kaa nasha.
2. Aurat ke izzat se lathrdaarne jaane par laga churka aur kardi chai ki khawaish.
3. Sikhaane urdu aae the aur telugu me gaalia sunke ab tl pe apne dus waale haggu men ke saat rr karrahe hai.
Bas itna aaj..
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Mere raat ke bhukke mutuals, ye bhai saab subha 7 baje tak milte, insta pe jaake
@sahanarabi
towlichowki search karo, any doubts ask away
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Me with rest of the world vs. me with her father
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Phone ku naya cover lagateich phone 2 saal jawaan hojaata
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Is weekend ke mukhya samachaar:
NRI pe hui ladhaadi hogaya national day ab beta karlo padhaai.
Lakho me ek ki jaga lakho kamaane waale shohor ki khawaish pe hua lafda tholo ku kiya gaya involve.
Ek dusro ku biddati baadme bulaao pehle jaake soyewe imaan ku jagaao.
Dhanyawaad🍿
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I won't betray indomie and go for buldak kya kich noodles.
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I say marry an engineer cuz:
1. Civil (he will build the relationship on a strong foundation)
2. Mech (he will make your life machine go smoothly)
3. Electrical(he would never fuse off when you need him the most)
4. ECE (his heart's network will always be connected to yours)/
Advice for my oomfs : you people should never marry-
1. engineers (no emotional intelligence)
2. lawyers (pathological liars, do not fear god)
3. eldest daughters (too much trauma)
4. psychology girlies (manipulative)
5. youngest sons (spoilt brats)
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This week lafda updates:
1. Miskeen a dimaag ke harkata kuch zayadaich badhgae aurta chedre bolke roolia
2. Fake id se bacchiyo me ghusne waala hijda hua expose
3. Ngl me aae kuch naye rishte, phattua buraaya bhi dar dar ke karre
Milte hai agle hafte 😁
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Do kissm ke mard rehte jo kuch karke apni mardaangi sabit karte, asli waale, aur phir aate wo jo mai mard hu mai ye nai kartu mai mard hu mai wo nai kartu tum aurat hai ye karo bolne waale 8 aur 10 loga asal me pui dimaag ke hai but khair aurto se zayada roote.
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Acceptance is everything, you can't tackle a situation good/bad if you can't accept it. Accept who you are, what you are and the situation you are in then you can happily blend into it.
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This eid instead of over stocking your fridges, stock the stomach of the needy by giving them as much as u can.
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My family watching bazigar and m giving my dad ishaare on haar ke jeetne waale ku baazigar kehte hai, and mom says haar ke phir haarne waale ku omer kehte hai🥲
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First step to achieve anything in life is to get out of your comfort zone, long term sukoon paane ke liye short term sukoon ki qurbaani bohot zaroori hai
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Ek number ke pakit baqeel gair zimedaar ghetle loga hai
@airindia
ke, rtc bus ke waisa plane chalaare, inku flight nikalke 2 ghante baad realise hua ke ohh bhai AC nai chalra wapas leke chalo airport ku, kya dewaane hai re tumloga nikalne se pehle dekhne nai aata sab sahi hai /-
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Men this men that men women are not safe from men, people! they are not men they might look like men but they are not men hell they are not to be considered human, just call them vicious fking baskets and stop fighting the gud ones thinking that all are the same, NO ONE IS SAME!!
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Asalamualikum
Eid Mubarak ho sabku🌜, may this eid bring happiness to you and your family and accept all the duas and keep you in Ramadan mode for the entire year, and Inshallah you get what you asked for till the next Ramadan so you can ask for new duas then.😇😇😇
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Chaalo hamare amma bhi shuru kardie ab ghar me, iski shaadi karadie toh bacchi ki lyf moye moye hojaati kate🤦🤦🤦
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Shaadia hone se zayada shaadia tutne ke khabara aare aur usse zayada repeat shaadi ke dawata aajare, inki toh do saal pehleich hogai thi bolto wo tutgai ye dusri ki hai kate, baccha bacchi dono bhi, ajeeb 🤷
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When you're in love with a girl and your opponent is your own home
When you're in love with a girl and your opponent is the girl herself
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Thanks
@hydrabaddie
baji for this kirrak treat, aaj kaa din toh sunehre akshar me likha jaaega taufe hi taufe🥳🥳🥳🥳
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Aurto se ghasleke kya sukoon milta nai mlm isku, sadaa aurto me ghusta pakit, roze me ibadaat chordke lafde karra, teku sarcasm samajhme nai aara toh dimaag ku badhaa thoda, iftaar me do khajoor extra kha, dus waala pakit 🤦
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My first block ladies and gentlemen 😂, meku speech dena dil bolra maghr jaando utte kaa nai hai ine
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Horror movie with friends is converted to comedy in no time🤣🤣😂, shaitaanni aateich mama ye ex bhabi kaiku dikhre boldia 😭😭😂
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Kitte bhi followers badhaalo wo 15 20 common loga ich rehte jo aapke har tweet ku padhte baaki koi controversial nai toh tweet famous hue tak palatke dekhte bhi nai
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Its okay to let go, just because holding on to it gives you less pain doesn't mean that you should suffer it permanently, instead just let go and feel a lot of pain but for a shorter period and your life will be much better than before.
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Aaj toh proud parents day hai, abtak 8 logo se calls aagae unka baccha yaa bacchi engineer bangae bolke ab shaadi ke dawata kam gulposhia zayada hunge lifaafe tayaar rakhlo.
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Aye hindi urdu me farak sikhaane waale angreezi takabbur ke nashedi, badtameezi har language me badtameezi hi hoti aur gaali bhi koi bhi language me suno jaake dilkucih lagti sunna hai toh most welcome 🤗
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Ramzan Mubarak everyone aur unlogo ko bhi jo bolte chaand nai dikhra toh khudku aaine me dekhlo.
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Jumma me imam saab " Aye Allah dilo se lailao ki mohabbat nikaalke aapki mohabbat daaldijiye " ki dua kare aur it had the loudest aameen from entire masjid😭😭
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Dost aaj Germany gaya, pehle dinich bus me aada aake bazuk baithgaya kate, usku hawasi nazro se dekhra tha phir lets go to my room boldia toh ine konse ki stop pe utarke meku video call karke gaalia delete sunaara🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 tu kaa hai poocha mai toh kaa hu ki re bhai bolra🤣🤣
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That glass of water after taraweeh hits directly to the soul😌
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Ye mahina khali mekuich lammmba dikha yaa sabkuich dikhra?
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Nice read. It has given me new perspectives towards life and goals. Much wiser 🙂
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Kitti bhi car drive karlo maghr ye thandi hawa me bike pe jaane kaa jo maza hai 🤌
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I might not need a pillow to sleep but I sure as hell need a blanket not even a bedsheet as an alt , blanket ke bagair aisa dikhta jaisa udhaari ki neend leke road pe sore.
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Even at this point when people should be united towards a common cause they are mocking eachother and fighting among themselves while the enemy might be planning the next course of action, to them I would just say try to find the human in yourself and then ask where is humanity.
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Two types of friends:
1. Forgets certain misunderstandings and move on for the sake of friendship.
2. Always brings up some stupid argument to prove themselves right and lose a good friend.
Moral: Somethings are worth losing for, try not to let that ego ruin you.
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"Beti kya karti hai aapki?" Beti hamari raat ko twt pe rant karke subha soti hai🙂
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" beti kis cheez se door bhaagti hai"? Beti green flag ladko se door bhaagti hai.
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Toh basically yaape loga teen tym de de nai sirf do tym khaana de de kardete baaki tym coffee se kaam chalaalete.
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@ShwetaKukreja_
Areeh which hyd did you live in, yaape aae din murders hote very unsafe city aur traffic toh itti rehti admi jawaani me baher gaya toh ghar ku budaape me aana, nakko aao yaa jaan kaa khatra hai
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Coming to twitter i have understood one thing, some younger people even teenagers are way mature minded then their age and some mature aged people ki sirf umar badhi aqal bachpane meich atakke hai, tu pagal nai tu pagal bollete phirte rehte baila
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You want to watch tutte movies like laila majnu in theater again and i want an entire re release of all spiderman, harry potter and narnia movies in 3d, we ain't never gonna be the same tutti khaum.
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Still feels illegal to have that glass of water after fajr.
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Twitter is like a coed class room, front benchers jo informative rehte, thode jo apne kaam se kaam rakhte, thode bacche jo bacchiyo/baccho me famous hai, thode jo bilkul bacchiyo/baccho se baat nai karte, thode jo chichore rehte, phir aate hai backbenchers aal mix fruit juice
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Appreciation tweet for everyone here, even though we had our differences, we are now united to support palastine💯💯 and equally hate the
!sra!li mfs
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When you are having a conversation with someone and they are chikaat on their stupid pov just say haao point hai aapki baat me and change the topic nai toh aap exhaust hojaate.
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Kaafi paarivaarik mahool chalra mere tl pe, maa behen baap bhai pe chaljaare😂😂
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@notakoreangirl
Soft spoken manipulative, harsh spoken rude toxic, mild spoken dewaani handi, goonge boys hai shayed ab market me new demand
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Tum pookie banke pui chaale karte raho aur wo tumhaare mu pe thookie karke kisi mard se shaadi karlegi.
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Osmania sirf biscuit hi acha hai samjhe naa sirf aur sirf biscuit baaki osmania se bachke raho
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@memezann
Bhai hotel ki dikhri ye bhi, waisa chicken paa piece ghar pe nai banta aur wo patla dahi and mirchio kaa salan toh cheek cheek ke bolra mai hotel se aaya meku pehchaano ino ghar kaa hai bolke phirraare tumaku
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Har jage baar baar gyaan baatne se aap hushaar nai dewaani handi dikhte, gyaan waa dio jaa samne waala galat hai aur galti maanke usku sudhaarne ki salaahiyat rakhta, ek baar bolo phir haal pe chordo
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5 min extra soke uthingay bolke ankh band hui aur seeda 6 ghante baad khuli🤦
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Hitting new rock bottoms everyday and getting up and dusting off as if its not new to you, thats it, thats the key, now you can face any challange with courage instead of panicking, now it would take a lot of time and experience but eventually you will get there.
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My taayera bhai sending me reels about jo maa baap kaa dil dukhaaega wo jannat me nai jaaega, whos gonna tell him that inke bawaich hamare maa baap kaa sabse zayada dil dukhaae 🥶
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Kitti baar bole baad bhi nai samajhte aurto ke ladhaayo me admiyo kaa kya kaam kaiku jaare beecho me nai mlm nakko jaao ache intention se bhi jaare toh nakko jaao aap hi badnaam hote aur koi nai, aurto ka mamla aurta sultalete.
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