Rebecca Lilith Beatrice D'Malevolent, 18th Mistress of Chateau Malevolent. My music is available everywhere! I am also on Instagram and Threads. No DMs!
Hey, Twitter, I'm not sure if my tweets are being seen! Can you send me a like if you can see this post? *
*PS I know you can. Just thought I'd join the club.
Good afternoon, my Beloved Followers. A sad day at the funeral of my ninth husband, who died in a car explosion on his way to his lawyer's office to change his will.
Good morning, my Beloved Followers! Yes, as many of you guessed correctly, I was indeed in Ireland yesterday, eliminating an Unfollower! Now I am flying to New York to take care of another! What are you up to today?
Good evening, my Beloved Followers! Here is my second vampire tribute, from the 1971 Hammer movie Twins of Evil. Admittedly, my photographer Irina isn't particularly evil, and giggled too much, but she did dye her hair for the photo!
Good evening, my Beloved Followers! The Mistress is in the Highlands of Scotland tracking down an Unfollower. I hear she is hiding out at Loch Ness! Do you believe there is a monster there?
Good afternoon, my Beloved Followers! The Mistress is celebrating as she now has 16,000 followers! Thank you for making an evil vampiress very happy! Huzzah! 💜
Good afternoon, Beloved Followers! As we are in New York, my Beloved Photographer Irina took some shots of me as
#SpiderMan
. She took lots of snaps, so I'll post another if this post gets 300 Likes!
The Mistress is very happy to welcome hundreds of new followers. But let me be absolutely clear: any overtly sexual comment means you will be blocked immediately. The Mistress is an elegant vampire, and she has no time for trash.
Good morning, my Beloved Followers! Dawn here in LA and that Unfollower never showed at that party. How tiresome! Still, I have a hot tip that he's still in town, so the hunt continues!
It is very clear to the Mistress that many of her Beloved Followers are alone this Thanksgiving. They are widowed or otherwise lonely. So for those Beloved Followers, Irina has suggested we do a little Classic Hollywood for you. You're welcome! Our love to all of you.
Well, Beloved Followers, your votes have been cast and the North Pole it is! Congratulations on the future blood on your hands! Night night, proxy murderers!
I see the
#Rapture
is trending. If you want to sit on your knees worshipping a horrible old white guy forever, knock yourself out. If you prefer to go to Hell instead, come with me. We have rock n' roll!
Big celebrations tonight, Beloved Followers, for at Chateau Malevolent it is the Mistress's birthday party! I am 308 at midnight! Here's to the next 308!
And finally with Catherine McTaggart, the Unfollower I came here to kill. She told me that she was very sorry about Unfollowing me, that she loved my music and would I please forgive her, and would I hug her? So sweet! So I hugged her before I killed her
Good early evening, my Beloved Followers! I am in a bar in Boston awaiting the arrival of an Unfollower. Of course, nobody knows me here. Sometimes you want to go where nobody knows your name!
#CHEERS
Goodnight, my Beloved Followers! The Mistress is an evil vampire, but always remember that it's handy to know an evil vampire who is always in your corner!