Just remember loser, if you keep bothering me about your chastity keys, I might have to go bother our boss and tell him a story about how a little loser begged me to lock his cock up. I'm sure HR would have a big laugh at your expense before firing you.
This year for locktober, I want to have a janitor sized keyring. So many keys that it takes the entire month of No-vember to figure out which keys go to which cage.
@MyFemdomRules
I love how all the little subby boys flock to these posts 😂 It's like they can't help but broadcast how pathetic they are to the world. 😂😂
Freedom isn't free! And getting the chance to unlock your chastity cage and touch your little dick again is going to be very expensive. So you better pay up and do everything I say.
Not off limits, but severely restricted. Expect to have parental controls on all your electronics, so you have to beg me to watch porn. Don't worry, I'll decide what you can watch!
And since you wanted to beg, I'm keeping the keys to your chastity cage forever! Maybe, if you're good, I'll think about letting you out to jerk your little dick a few times a year. No promises though, loser.
I decided to try my hand at writing erotica. Check out part 1 of my first series!
Part two is already finished and headed to the editing room, part three is in the works!
Two nights ago someone put me on to Literotica, and holy shit, A. Why has it been hiding from me for so long? B. Some of these authors need Jesus(not because of the kinks, but for help with grammar, spelling and punctuation).
@xgoddessevie
Okay, I'm a nerd, but here it goes:
2 shots espresso
Caramel syrup
3/4 cup heavy whipping cream
1/2 cup ice
Throw it in the blender and top with caramel syrup. And yes, it's basically a coffee milkshake, fuck off. 🤣🤣
@SluttyStacy5
@CuckShop
Nah, no discount, you pay more 🤣🤣🤣 and I'd set small at 'below average or self identified' that way the sph losers get some love too
This morning I finished the last book in my audible library. Please drop your favorite smutty books in the comments! I need something to listen to at the gym and while I'm driving!
Why is it that brick and mortar sex toy stores have such an awful selection? Who's really buying enough VHS porn tapes and dildos molded after 90's porn stars to keep these places alive?