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All them yeye frat boys in lagos and the southwest generally, shey you people can see how Ph boys stood their ground and not one shot was fired despite their large number?
Una own cultism na for shayo and to de harass smallies for adugbo.
Aye gbogbo yin ma baje ni
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I voted for Tinubu because I was convinced he’s the best out of all three major contestants
Yes, I know elections have consequences, and the present situation of the country is one of them
And yes, I also strongly believe none of the other guys can do better.
Fvck all of you.
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But, make we no lie and make we no steal, Burna sabi sing.
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Ciara found happiness in her marriage and is telling ladies to “act like a wife” and yall getting outraged. But when Oloni asks you to be a ho, yall are so quick to scream “yassssss” and post a nude on request... ani weyrey ni yin seh
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@__Ullah
@jadeosiberu
Abuja? The same Abuja that every rich neighbourhood has a village/ghetto attached to it?
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@EuginhoCortez
Na to make the sauce make e plenty. Use some for the beans and some for rice. Win win.
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Just one guy against 3 pits. Disabled them one after the other in less than 15 seconds. Dey play.
If this was a bulldog or a dobberman, dem no born dem well to try this.
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@YomY0m_
@Wizarab10
E don de happen already. Someone posted that he just got to London last night on my WhatsApp and went ahead to shade his friends in Ireland. As if the Ireland na Iyana ipaja.
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@mohammus
@Twalkusam_01
@dawisu
Lol are you Dawisu’s spokesperson? Did he ask you to reply on his behalf? Well, that’s your decision although you replied to get cheap recognition from Dawisu, your class captain.
Anyways, go See a doctor...
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Since you people know how to innovate with drones this much? why are you now looking for contract staff to be paying 40k per month?
Junior is all of us. We know life shouldn't be this hard, so we look for simpler and better ways to make the best out of it.
It's called innovation, and it is what we promise you at every step of the way with our financial solutions.
#MakeItHappen
#InnovateWithKeystone
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If one 17 year old boy wear black face cap and black t-shirt now, their preek go de charge. Awon weyrey
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@xomtochukwu
@Mr_Abam_
I never see tweet wey dense reach that one for my entire life. Is that even a real person? How???
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@thekharbouch
@rashieeee__
What you mean 95%??? It’s a complete 100%! If trench hunger catch you and you de studio, walahi na rap you go begin rap
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“If e no de, e no de.
Person wey naked no de shook hand for pocket.”
Erigga Paperboi, 2018.
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Seyi Vibez’ Billion Dollar Baby is some very awesome album. A solid 9/10 project.
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@silverpenydr
@Beesberry
Deal with the disaster that’s dealing with you and your family first my man.
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@IAmTheLWord
This tea sha. Is it a norm now? Cos I know three lesbians in real life and two out of them beat and abuse their partners steadily.
And it’s the worse types of abuse.
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@YomYom_
@dammiedammie35
Or bobrisky deliberately talks and has perfected the looks of many Yoruba lagos ladies..
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@FeralJack_
This tweet reminds me of those epl matches wey big team go de press stoke, and stoke go mark you till ball go out of play, next thing, they don run do that signature long throw-in, that their stupid tall striker don jump head am. Goal.
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DJ Khaled will pack the whole rap & hip hop industry inside one album and will still be forming tears when the album hits number one on charts.
Oniranu alaseju oshi
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Lol as crazy as this sounds, it’s 100% true. I grew up very close to ajidagan street. Everybody knew the landlady and the plenty things Charley boy used her eyes to see.
We were neighbours at
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Ajidagan Street, 2nd Pedro Gbagada. Charly Boy pulled down our fence with his to put 20ft container in the rented property for a studio. Apart from destroying the house, her yoruba landlady died heartbroken, fighting to collect 7yrs rent Charly boy owed.
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Suddenly there’s a huge demand for naira.
Folks don’t even care about forex right now.
Everybody just wants some new naira notes.
Wild times.
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@Alcoholhero247
You came late to an event.
You breached the contract.
Every other thing Na okoto.
Balance ko, balenciaga ni.
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Why they no de describe women with terms that has to do with money like generous or being a giver or being stingy?
Why e be say na only men they de use those financial terms describe?
Why?
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Person wey call him album “More love, Less Ego” de also call all of him colleagues “broke boys”.
Ani seh, Alainironu ara Galatia ni boy yen seh.
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October 1st is almost here.
Won’t be surprised if we start seeing posts like
“happy Independence Day to my mum cos she’s the one that’s like a country to me when my Fatherland failed me.”
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@OsaGz
The waist purse thing is a trend. I can show u at least 10 American artistes that rocked it in the past months. + Wiz rocked it before Ola.
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@BynoTheGreat
@Kemaaayyyy
Lmaooo Lol America is just Nigeria that has snow and cheap food instead of heat and 25k bag of rice.
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It’s safe to say naija old school music is better than the current music?
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So going to Shiloh is allowed but we can’t go to musical concerts?
Na why FG de sell dollar to people going to Mecca for 320 naira but 480 to people doing business.
Make religion and hypocrisy no kill us.
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Masta Phyno and Burna’s Link Up and that kid said which song is that???????
Same damn thing he said when Alaye jor jor jor came in too. Faaaam
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@TheBriDen
Like, there’s nothing better to do in such situation. Na why e de always good to get nearby police as paddy. As she wan start to do Weyrey, call sergeant Adamu one time.
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lol everybody sha’n toro ni bayi
“Ask for my aza if you really like me”
“I don’t have to ask before you send me money as my man”
Different different begging scopes update lojojumo
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@JajaPhD
Sexual education from parents is very important and necessary.
But don't try to pin incest as the result of the lack of sex ed. Nah!
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The only thing President Buhari can do that will make him win Nigerians hearts is jail Goodluck Jonathan.
Nothing more. Nothing less.
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@YomYom_
@Gracie_umoh
They don upgrade the “send tfare” to “send car, private jet and escort to pick up. Why you de dull?
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@lophytee
So, you go comot house for morning, chop like twice that day, piss a couple times, mess like once or twice too, you fit even shit sef, work from morning till night, sweat, sleep, wake up, baff, brush, then wear the same boxers wey you wear the previous day for yansh again?
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The day you buy original jersey for £65 from UK is the day you will realise that you just paid times three for the same jersey of 20k for naija.
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Once you see someone saying “Please read books” or “Read a book”, just know the person is ignorant as fuck.
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@I_pissVodka
@Ozzyolamide
AY? Bloody good Wetin? Lmaoo it’s obvious you don’t know anything about good acting sir.
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@oluwapower
No. He should have caught it with his preek sef. Just whip out ponron and swing it at the ball.
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I have an unpopular opinion about religious people and some of y’all might hate me for it but I will still say it anyways 😁🚶🏾🚶🏾
“Anybody that prays openly every morning at work, before carrying out their duties is always a very toxic and useless person generally”
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There’s NO problem that prayers alone can solve.
There are lots of problems that prayer can't solve. It's been proven over and over again. But Nigerians refuse to learn
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Omo, town tough sha.
E never get any excuse that guy never talk just because he no get 15k to pay.
No lamba wey he never drop, so tay he call him self junkie, say he get private jet, say he go give her 1m, say he be invested sabinus abbl…
Omo, ile le!
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Until I see watermarked pictures & videos of dead bodies and families of the dead come out crying and hugging the bodies of their loved ones, nobody died Borno state yesterday.
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Any body that says one should read a book during the course of an argument is always the one that is less read.
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Weyrey Pep comot two midfielders and bring in two wingers.
His plan is to teach Carlo football tonight.
Bastard useless genius 🤣
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Meet me outside for Rumours for ikeja if e sure for your papa. My guys na ballers. We de enter with PRIVATE Jet.
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I don’t get the outrage.
I thought we all agreed virtue signalling is shit?
What changed?
Why is any “good person” going on about trying to please everybody he or she meets?
Shey weyrey ni gbogbo yin ni?
I know this would sound off, but hear me…
They feel the urge to always tip strangers everywhere they go
People are battling their demons in different ways and trust me that’s one of’em subtle signs.
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On a more lighter note, why e be say na yahoo boys de sabi compose those very long epistles for birthday wishes pass?
Your ex gf of 7 years ago de do bday and you’re posting a 3 page paragraph? Hammed kilode? Shey Weyrey ni e ni?
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@MisBunmBastic
@JajaPhD
Ghanaians eat boiled eggs and pepper as a whole meal.
Cut up 4 to 5 boiled eggs, stuff red pepper and oil in it and start chumping on it like it’s supposed to be yam or something
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As one gets older you start to realise that decent people are actually getting scarce.
Like, people be fun, smart as rocks, very intelligent, funny af, but they still not good people.
Sad stuff.
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This glamorisation of hard drugs you people are doing.
You’re telling me not smoking on your wedding day is too much? Just one day? Or even a few hours? They can’t wait till they get to the hotel or something? 🤦🏾♂️
Yep! Count me in! Love everything about this 🫶🏽
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@jmikhe
I mean. She suppose don rebrand or package her self join mama mi l’eko twitter by now.
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I doubt if any body sabi find and select games pass this guy
@FeralJack_
for Twitter.
Even for days wey football matches no pass 100 all over the world, baba go still hustle out 5 sure odds for men dem.
More wins bro! OG Jack! Gbayi danu!
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🤣 so fvcking real! Once you don reach late twenties and no still get game, just consider yourself agba bingo for life!
Dear Young Boys, Don’t let any masculinist account deceive you..
Just like steeze, you actually can’t learn game online
You either obtain it(in your late teens - early 20’s) from your environment(OG’s in your hood/older siblings wey Ja), or just remain a bingo for life 🙏🏻
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Welcome to Twitter.
An asshole (that’s waiting for January pocket money from his mum) with 12k followers will attempt to insult you now.
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Inexperience solely made Arsenal lose that match cos What was that rubbish Gabriel was doing?
But the lads were a joy to watch.
One or Two more years, with three to four more proper signings and they will do great things.
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@M_Rabiuumar
@cyruswachukwu
@gimbakakanda
@MubarakBala
You drop that type of tweet and people are engaging you, and you been typing ok since like you forgot how to type. Are you ok?
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@EuginhoCortez
Lmao I stand a better chance at someone recognising me at egbeda bustop than she does
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@ThaBoyYom
Scammer.
Nobody that’s making so much money will be so willing to show strangers on the internet how he’s doing it.
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@IsimaOdeh
Lol who the fuck is JHus?
JHus should be glad he has Burna on his album.
JHus should bow to th greatness that Burna is.
JHus is mad privileged to have Burna spit a verse on his album!
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Why e be say na ladies wey get the most naturally spotless face and skin generally de sell facial and skincare products?
Why e be say na ladies wey get naturally banging bodies de sell body enhancement tea / creams?
Why?
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At least there’s consistency in the talks and opinions surrounding Beauty’s disqualification.
From what I can see on the TL, No one is talking about how she was gaslighted and the need to check on her mental health.
Slow progress, but progress still.
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If not for any thing at all, say we use 2k de collect 5k some months ago, CID, FBI, DSS, DEA, and every other military office should arrest Emefiele.
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Lmaoooo I like his level of self awareness. Himself know say na cruise he de sing. Correct guy.
Lmao this got me laughing so hard..
Baba say “Shey na BTC dey body save your life” ? 🤣🤣
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Lol once you don see tweet wey “National tv” na inside, just know say na okoto. No worry.
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Anytime I get mad at Ten Haag and his stupid strong head, I still thank God on the side cos some peoples main striker is Nicolas fucking Jackson.
Ah omo, thank God o!
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Ok. I don succumb.
No more online protest alone.
Joining my people in Abuja to lend my voice tomorrow morning.
Driving from Trademore estate in Lugbe, and there’s space for 3 other people.
Holla at your boy if you wanna ride along!
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This is naija. Most of what we sell and buy Na fake. But no, cute water alone sells Origo. Bingo oshi.
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@YomYom_
It’s so cringe. He’s so uncomfortable. I feel so sorry for him. Ladies need to understand boundaries tbh.
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@Wana____
I de one wedding last year wey groom cancel Bach eve the same day which was just a day to D-day.
Reason being that his side chic came thru, and she no see hotel lodge, except the same hotel we plan Bach eve.
Sha, Baba run him Bach eve for her room and all man disperse lowkey.
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Gone are the days when it was only young impressionable boys that engage in sports bet.
Na everybody de bet now.
Babes o, old men, old women, married women, military men, artisans, white collar folks, chiefs, kings, pastors, imams, every fucking body opening sporty app! Ah!
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Hopefully, One day sha, you people will start saying the truths about the looks of your favourite twitter “baddies.”
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Once you hear “She’s my bestie. We are 5 & 6,. Pls just be patient with her, cos she’s been thru a lot” my guy japa
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