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@Notdojaaa It's the only time we let it slide
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@boogiethebeast @TheDjLavish @x_VintageBesos Imagine marrying someone who wants to change YOU because it reflects badly on THEM, but is perfectly fine with how they make YOU look by the choices THEY make🤣🤣🤣 She shoulda followed through with divorce the first time. Fuck Offset and is mumblin' ass homeboys
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@ihateyouJOLI Woulda sent an invoice for the rubber bands. They now cost $15, because we don't work for free
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@boogiethebeast @TheDjLavish @x_VintageBesos The bible also says to take the plank out of your own eye before you attempt to remove the speck from your brother's. And if the pastor isn't leading by example, his church is built on manure and not rock. Invalidates his teaching by his own faith walk
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@boogiethebeast @TheDjLavish @x_VintageBesos I feel like I'm speaking to a brick wall. Not even sure how we got from a hypocrite wanting his wife to change to the bible but these things aren't even remotely similar. As much of an optimist as I am, seeing the lesson through bullshit just ain't my style. Show and prove
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@96Originated Yes. 9 months of strict dieting and regimens for the father. I'm on board with that
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@NegrolnParis Goin admit you got a crush on shawty. We all see it
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@theeDolan82 @BombshellCole You're right. This was much worse😱
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@Yobreezus @Dreadful4Tymes The fact you said female says absolutely everything. You don't even look at women as people.....
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@TopFlightBeats @atiralyonslabel Me, as I'm looking at that first pic and still not knowing what it says. Then me looking at the second pic and going *snaps fingers* "it's that durag store"
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@uplift81 @IvyKungu How did lice eat the pencil when lice feed on blood? Did he have termites too???
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@_SoleilFleur @Trey_La_Suede Free vaccine with a legit card, or pay $200-500 to commit a felony? Decisions, decisions 🤔
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@seulchevalier @maracharese @Dreadful4Tymes You said this like your mother and grandmother ain't black. Analyze that before doing this again
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@ExplainThisBob @Wisecup0 No Bob. People can NOT, nor should they
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@myARae_ Nah, Trump made me hate Trump. I said what I said
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@Dreadful4Tymes I'm sayn. They got so many styles and products, ain't no need for all this tomfoolery
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@__franfine I personally wouldn't rent to anybody that would take pics like this, let alone post them. I don't need those problems
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@mylifeiskara You know why his ministry is so large? Cuz all he does is tell happy sermons. Truth be told, he's not really preaching and people like his feel-good bullshit
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@melaninpalace She is definitely getting tossed like a ragdoll all around the house and loving it 😂
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@szjugg @Izzzzy_o1 Y'all been saying that since 1862. That dude ain't coming
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@nocap86 There's a big difference between pedestal and acknowledgement. This is acknowledgement
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@HBCUfessions Not everybody has genital herpes tho.......
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@Slut4Bior @ModestyQueen19 Black homosexual people have more struggles than black straight people, seeing as they're dealing with racism, homophobia, emasculation, and religious persecution. Not to mention the inner struggles faced from the community. They aren't homosexual first either
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@tsunamitaj Have y'all seen his wife? The vibe they have together and the 2 energies apart? I understand his sentiments. That woman's beauty and personality are amazing. He knows what he got and that's some beautiful shit goin on
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@HBCUfessions I honestly feel like that's a red flag too, consent-wise. Even though y'all made that agreement, it's quite the uncomfortable feeling. Talk to her about it
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@HBCUfessions You ain't goin be the plug long if you thinkn bout your customers like this. Mind your paper
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@rosetampon Have you seen the shit crackheads do??? Not part of my daily vocabulary, but I'ma call a duck a duck
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@sosmoovegroove @javeauriel It's implicit that she most likely isn't. This is a cry for help. We are not superhuman. It is the hardest and most thankless job in the world and people that don't know really have no clue
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@d1naofc @CatwalkDarling @theisaiahsmart Being in support of healthcare refusal is pretty heinous, no? Her right, yes, but yikes
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@3xboston @hittcchh @YIN_Designs She wasn't Hitler...or Danny Masterson, so idk how you say this in response like that was justified or something
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@always_doyou So if she wasn't attractive, you'd have no problem? That's an interesting logic
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@always_doyou Dick is scary? Wow
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@theeDolan82 @BombshellCole Yeah that definitely makes it justifiable
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@shoko_tin @JaJaskii @Scorpianreina2 Sounds like she's happy to me. Not everyone needs to have children
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@GEMinitrades_ @2GeminiSides We don't. We're arrested at higher rates and also exonerated at the highest rate. But I don't expect a "modern Republican" to understand these things since they don't fit the narrative
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@MackquanS @jordnsworld Him peeing would be like a fire hose. He's fuckn up EVERYTHING
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@Lexual__ This shit just pissed me off. It's not an illness to want your basic human needs satisfied. Somebody that "fulfills" would make her feel wanted, either as a friend or romantic partner. Y'all think this dumb shit is a flex but it really just shows your emotional immaturity
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@teediggsmaddox @denzeldion They're intimidated by the energy. When you're ruling planet is the sun, people can't handle the heat or the shine 😎
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@YungPancakes @Shisnoh @JeffHardyStan Well....shit.....that's very much different. Sorry I went off
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@joygardn @ManMilk2 Bruh sound like American Mario
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@Levilabaybee @Sheer__Opulence Earring backs is uncivilized yo 😂
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@Dreadful4Tymes Before my daughter was born up until maybe 2 years ago, I had this same shotgun mentality. I realize now that's not the "scare tactic" we make it seem. It kinda shows an unstable mental state and insecurity projection. Don't be shotgun dad
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@NotThatJesus @ConSelfOwns Yet it's so perfectly on brand with the right. Like.... magnificently unseasoned
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@unluckybutter3 Not if that 2k comes with headache. You can do bad all by yourself
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@mercycorps Didn't the US just send billions of dollars over there? What y'all do with that money?🧐
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@Th3SapioSlim @sosmoovegroove @javeauriel Marital status doesn't mean shit when it comes to parenting. There are households with both parents present and only one actually involved with the children, I've seen it with my own eyes. Yes, parenting sucks sometimes, and you need a break sometimes. It's normal
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@LucidMndz @TheDjLavish @DarihanaNova How is SHE at fault? Are men not responsible for their own actions? What happened to accountability? Y'all sumn else
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@Dusable8 @GoldenJans I assure you that's not it at all
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@itsemilyraine We talk about it BECAUSE of that. What are you on?
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@sim_ply_sara @davenewworld_2 Literally what the cart return is for. Just say you don't feel like it sometimes. At least you'd be honest
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@venusianhunty They sure don't refer to body builders and gym bros as "big back"
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@Jr_Felix_20 No but it says a lot
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@MahiaSinn This degree of intimacy creates attachment. It's basic human nature. If you want all this, but no emotional attachment, I'm sorry but you just have commitment issues and need therapy
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@SomaVandross @FWwhatthetruck An Altima with an adequate driver would give almost any police vehicle hell if we're being honest
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@fashaw_34 Damn. That's one of the prettiest misogynists I've ever seen
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@d1naofc @CatwalkDarling @theisaiahsmart Explain how it isn't, especially seeing that there's an extensive history of medical mistreatment and denial for folks of color, specifically black people
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@HBCUfessions If you believe it, I've got beachfront property in Kansas for sale
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@Th3SapioSlim @sosmoovegroove @javeauriel You just said she's married so she's getting help, and I pointed out how that is very much not necessarily the case. Even when you have the best kids, it's exhausting. It's A LOT. There's not one involved parent that doesn't get these feelings here and there. All still valid
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@LeArielleSimone The logic here is simple: sex is a privilege. How are we fuckn people that can't do shit for us? Whether you need them to or not. Imagine being more concerned with a nut than your next meal, or rent, or clothes on your back. Not that it's their responsibility, but.....
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@FUCKYONEMESIS Only one I'm agreeing with is Latto. Nicki is a grandma, in the way of expecting reverence while not doing anything to be revered for. What has she ACTUALLY done besides fill the "female rapper" void at the time she debuted? There's competition now, and she has to prove herself
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@Biodun_OG @AKA_DJ_ Chitlins are appetizing to some as well....
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@LeviConely This ain't been a good look on y'all ever. Enjoy that traction alopecia though
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@ItsBabyGator You can still delete this. No one would blame you
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@pxMicci @saysahr @qbanma I've never been accused of rape or assault ever. I think it's pretty easy when you respect other people like you'd expect to be respected
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@RezNation420YAH @Dreadful4Tymes Bruh really pulled up fanfiction and said "mic drop"💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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@brailmoney And you, personally, have this experience? I doubt it because reading comprehension has got to be a requirement
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@Dreadful4Tymes Maybe it's just me, but if my daughter is having suicidal ideations, my priority is her well-being, not saving face
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@DoctorJonPaul Bro got a manilla folder full on NDAs. He couldn't talk if he wanted to
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@mackintracey1 @CalltoActivism @joncoopertweets Just transphobic unprovoked. Astonishing
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Y'all keep asking sex workers for samples like the sample wasn't what got you in their inbox in the first damn place
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@Bob54749466 @jimmy_jim456 @DrewAfualo This woman really intimidates y'all so much and it's absolutely hilarious 😂
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@media_eccentric @UberEats I think it's time folks realized Lil Nas X is just being him, unapologetically. Living his life the way he wants. Maybe folks should just start living unapologetically so nothing somebody else is doing matters, as long as that doesn't involve harming others
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@HBCUfessions You're smart. Go with that instinct
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I just wanna eat your pussy as a friend, then go have lunch. You down with that?👉👈🥺
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@___bdex @FakeWorld313 "Homeless people eat every day" Sir, how many homeless people have you talked to? It couldn't have been many.
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@wanttokermit @christosmonster @kneec0e @thechub_b_w Gaga ain't gettn paid $20mil to perform at private parties. Just sayn💅🏾
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@MARQBENTLEY It is fact though. Have you not seen a magazine, TV show, movie, print ad, billboard, hell even book covers? It's been that way for the past 50 years at least. Full figure inclusivity just started being a thing in the last few years
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@HBCUfessions Definitely ain't got 7 if this is how you respond to rejection
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@Dreadful4Tymes Tf you supposed to do with that? Why even send it?
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That nut felt so good my toes were throwing gang signs 😩😩😩😩😩
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@StxnedIntrovert @NegrolnParis Like a plane in enemy territory 😂
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@pandachill_ @todayyearsoldig Dawg how musty is your house??😂😂
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@IMadeItToTheTop That's not even wtf he said
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@HBCUfessions And this is why she didn't like you. Now you tryna have a revenge baby. Imagine that revelation later in the kid's life. Imagine
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I damn near hate taking pictures if I'm not naked. Not even sure if that's a bad thing 😏
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Boys do not appreciate art Men do though So to all you men that are artistic connoisseurs.... Thank you for being grown ups You deserve slow head And a glass of Cognac to go with it
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