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@MissionaryWade
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4 years
Twitter do your thing
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Nudes sent with the invisible ink be fire it's like a lil scratch-off🥹
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@MissionaryWade
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4 years
I will not raise a loser
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A night of cuddling & horror movies is better than a night out of drinking
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@MissionaryWade
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4 months
My new bundle of joy 🥹
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
Suicide is never the answer. You gotta outlive your enemies
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I’ll let you know how it taste
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
I love you Dad, Rest easy Heaven gained a real one today 🕊️
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I'm so SICK of putting gas in my car bro
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
🤝🏾
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mosquitoes nowadays be pulling down ya socks to get you
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& if this depression beat me yall , im sooo sorry .
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@MissionaryWade
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11 months
When she ask for money you send her money
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i don’t like baby steps lets get married
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how the fuck do you sleep at night knowing you hurt someone you claimed you loved
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
In 2023 WE folding the clothes as soon as they come out the dryer.
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@MissionaryWade
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3 years
Murders 2 people and not guilty that sounds about white
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
Is your man paying for your nails or do I have to
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
You think fighting me is gonna unfuck your girl
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
Retweet never know what’s someone is going through
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@MissionaryWade
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8 months
Beyond blessed 🙏🏽
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@MissionaryWade
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3 years
I eat pussy for my enjoyment
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@MissionaryWade
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4 years
PSA OLIVE GARDEN IS NOT A FANCY RESTAURANT IT'S JUST A ITALIAN DENNYS
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I need me a passenger princess to drink Starbucks and give me wrong directions
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@realbbymula 🎈🎈🎈
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
If your feet pretty I’m gonna send you 500$
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@MissionaryWade
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4 years
Pansexuals when the Food Network comes on
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
Whoever put Christmas, New Years & Rent in the same week yo momma a HOE
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I maybe broke but I’m never broke for Starbucks
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@MissionaryWade
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9 months
If u break pinky promises u a weirdo and I hate u
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
After sex cuddling is a must
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@MissionaryWade
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4 years
My Plans: 2020:
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
These hit different 🤤🤝🏾
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
If yo booty swallow yo panties I hope you have a good day 😘
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Thank you for making me a father 💕 I would never replace you
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A real man never insults his lady in front of anyone. Not even as a joke ❤️
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as a man im suppose to support her starbucks addiction💕
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
Arguing with me is crazy because my goal isn’t to win. It’s to make you as mad as I can
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@MissionaryWade
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3 years
People are dying of depression but can’t tell anyone because y’all gossip about them instead of helping
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
Me n who ?
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@MissionaryWade
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3 years
If you understand this like this 😂
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
I love you bitch I’m never gonna stop loving you bitch
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
@Arekushisu_joi But SZA said it in a song ? So I can tweet it ? Make it make sense
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2 years
Sometime space is all you need
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
Be careful in the snow ❄️ you could slip and land right in my arms baby 😏
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@MissionaryWade
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12 years
No valentine on Valentine's day? Well some people dont have a mother on Mother's day or a father on Father's day so please shut the hell up.
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
Baby I’ll pay for your nails just so you can scratch my back with them 😩😩
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Paying rent is fucken disgusting
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
As a father of a 6 year daughter I shouldn’t have to worry if she’s gonna be safe at school
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
Fast replies get you head
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
She has no red flags if her thighs are thick
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
My dick gets hard when her names pops up on my phone
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I REPEAT DO NOT EAT THE ICE CREAM
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
STOP CREATING PROBLEMS THAT AREN'T EVEN THERE.
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2 years
Gotta take the hint and move on
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
I only ask where the hoes at so I can stay away from that area
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
I need to lose some weight I’m gonna go thru her phone
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2 years
I want you even in your sadness, so you can heal with me by your side.
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She pretty so she can have my credit card on her Starbucks app
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@MissionaryWade
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3 years
Adults struggling with no kids is weird 😂😂😂😂tf u out here doing
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
My girlfriend deserves a girlfriend
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2 years
Focus on yourself
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
I hate being lied to
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2 years
If I can't have you, no one should
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
You just wasted my time
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
Proud moment not only it’s her first day of Kindergarten it’s also my Birthday 🎂
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
Cocaine for breakfast
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
If I come over and we don’t fuck im stealing something
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2 years
Calling me ugly is okay but we draw the line when you say I’m not funny
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
I just be tweeting to tweet don’t take it serious
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2 years
Make sure you buy her flowers
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
If your ass fat I’m getting you a Christmas gift
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@MissionaryWade
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11 months
Me and who
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
I’d let her add my card to her Starbucks app
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
Why would I go chase you? If I know you gonna come running back
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@MissionaryWade
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Remember to check up on your loved ones
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How to be happy: dont expect anything from anyone.
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@MissionaryWade
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3 years
I'm fine with being alone It's the horny part that bothers me
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Fun fact: I don’t fit in. Never did. Never wanted to. I do my own thing.
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@MissionaryWade
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Thick thighs save lives
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
horny me isn’t me btw, I’m actually normal
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
People don’t listen to frank ocean and it shows
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@MissionaryWade
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4 years
If by WAP you mean Wings And Pizza I’m in
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2 years
If nobody told you this today your ass is still fat
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
Why stress over someone that doesn’t care about you
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What’s y’all go to order at Starbucks
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
You can break up with me but you can’t uneat my ass
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
Well suck my dick & jingle my balls. It's almost Christmas
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@MissionaryWade
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2 years
Do you wish you can unfuck someone ?
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@MissionaryWade
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5 years
RIP to Kobe and his daughter I could never imagine losing my daughter my thoughts and prayers go out to his wife and other children
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