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Somewhere, out there, is a hungry guitar teacher... And I will find them... ๐ถ๐ธ
#teacher
#guitars
#teachMe
#Welcome2023
#Foodie
#FoodieBeauty
#Food
#bacon
#chef
#cheflife
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๐บ๐ฒ not all heroes wear capes ๐
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@laurenboebert
Fact Checking...
CONCLUSION: Lauren Boebert's position on this is not only laughable, but a lie.
Since she has zero evidence to support such a false accusation, an investigation should happen.
It is a serious crime to falsely accuse law enforcement of a fraud conspiracy.
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@search_this_
Googled it
Breast Cancer Signs and Symptoms
Swelling of all or part of a breast (even if no lump is felt)
Skin dimpling( looking like an orange peel)
Breast or nipple pain.
Nipple retraction
Nipple or breast skin that is red, dry, flaking, or thickened.
Nipple discharge
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@DonLew87
@RexChapman
Let's talk about the "men" who just stood there and watched
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@RonFilipkowski
I will have to disagree. I believe it's Ashli who's responsible for her own death.
The choices you make are ultimately YOUR OWN at the end.
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When you're told to dress like your favorite 80's song...
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Thank you for not un following me after I put my guard down & showed you my mushroom face.
My fiance thought it would be funny if you all unfollowed me after you saw my face.
He doesn't want you to follow him so I ask you PLEASE do it. ๐๐ป
@DiamondBackPain
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Why don't I have 2000 followers yet?! ๐คท
I'm kind of a dick
Maybe that's why
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My Facebook is family & friends. 85% are republicans & I'm pretty sure they all muted me. My family didn't invite me to the reunion last year.
I got a DM this morning asking me to please stop rubbing it in that they support a career criminal rapist.
I said
You stop first
๐ GFY
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@MayoIsSpicyy
I'm reminded that Charles Manson didn't kill anyone, his followers did it for him...
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Sorry, not sorry? ๐
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I'm posting this because I had some extra thyme on my hands... ๐
#MondayMotivation
#Time
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I googled this.
The lady screams "you're going to hell"
And Gaga kisses her and says "now we're BOTH going"
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Greetings from the Sonoran Desert ๐๏ธ
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Good morning from the Sonoran Desert ๐ต
Today's forecast: mostly cloudy, high of 79ยฐ
Happy Friday Tweeters!
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I never got in trouble in school... But this one day, this one girl did this one thing and I had to ๐ค๐ฅ take care of some things.
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No filters allowed
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Meatloaf night...
I love the ketchup glaze, he does not.
What's your vote?
Ketchup?
No ketchup?
Or no meatloaf at all
Ps... We love peas ๐ซถ๐ผ๐ซ
#Foodie
#JuliasKitchen
#Mondaythoughts
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Hey, Trump.
C
U
Next
Tuesday
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@AbrahamHamadeh
@RubenGallego
You could've stopped the statement after "think".
That's more accurate.
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It's a sad day when I feel happy talking with complete strangers on Twitter as opposed to being beat down by my family and my close friends on Facebook. ๐๐ซต๐ป๐
Thank you friends โฃ๏ธ
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Good morning from the Sonoran Desert ๐๏ธ
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@tonyposnanski
Michael Jackson 100%
I had a life sized cardboard cutout of him from my grandparents music store. My walls were covered in posters. I had a thriller jacket and a glove. I remember when Thriller came out. It was so exciting to me. ๐ฅฐ Thanks Michael ๐งค๐ถ
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Shades of spring.
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๐Picacho Peak State Park at Arizona State Parks
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@marcos_visuals
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I say fuck a lot, I smoke a metric fuck ton of weed & I love donuts
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And I hate racists, bigots, MAGAts, liars
& rosemary ๐คท
But I'm a hell of a cook ๐งโ๐ณ
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True story!!
DON'T EAT THE MUSHROOMS!!!
thanks for the followsโฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธ
ENJOY
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BTW, the Dr said "let's laugh for 30sec cuz u look ridiculous, but understand, you could be dead "
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I wanted to be at that moment ๐
Let me hear it!
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@booneybig1
Scary!!!
I live in Phoenix. We hear gun shots SEVERAL times a week. We listen to the police scanner & they only put out information calls. Nobody follows up. It scares me. And my pup ๐ซค๐พ
Stay safe ๐บ๐ฒ๐
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@wyomingdoc
A rainbow is satanic?
It's literally the opposite if they read their book of fairytales.
The rainbow is associated with God's protection, as it is described in the Book of Genesis (9:11โ17) as a sign of the covenant between God and man.
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Thanks for following me!
Hopefully I've followed everyone back ๐ซต๐ป
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Does the F word bother you?
Sure as fuck doesn't bother ME ๐
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Mornin' tweeters.
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This is a picture from Facebook that a gal posted of her car in Flagstaff, Arizona this morning โ๏ธโ
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Here's to the first of good nights to come
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Sleep well tweeters ๐ซถ๐ผ
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@LaurelinStephe1
I hope you just watched that press conference. Because of this investigation, a drug network got exposed!
Because of him, there's 5 less of these people out there.
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@TheTweetOfRhea
I've never sat in a room with my atheist friends and chanted...
I did that with Catholic nuns for over a decade.
So, no.
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Lauren Boebert deleting text messages from January 6th
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Good morning from the valley of the sun ๐๏ธ
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@gtconway3d
I told Millie to save me a place to sit. She fell asleep like this ๐ซถ๐ผ๐พ๐
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Did you have these as kids?
I found them at my mom's when she died and I kept them and didn't tell my siblings ๐ and I'm glad since they don't talk to me anymore ๐๐
My Republican family didn't invite me to the family reunion last year
๐คท And I'm GLAD
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Excuse me if I talk like Trump Jr today... I don't normally drink caffeine & I had a triple shot & I feel like I've been hanging out with Don Jr & Kim all morning ๐
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@InternetH0F
I was doing an omelet station & a man saw I had ham & said he was allergic๐ so I got a clean pan & told him no ham would touch his omelette. I told him to go finish the buffet & when he came back is omelette would be ready.
He came back with a plate full of
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bacon. ๐คจ
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Good morning tweeters
Dave shot some incredible pics this morning ๐ตโ
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The Guardian of the Galaxy
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Buck Cherry: Crazy Bitch
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It's my jam ๐ถ๐๐ธ
Now you go
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@KellDA
Kari Lake has been prepping them for this. They're all fired up. The elections are rigged!!! Unless Kari Lake wins, then they WEREN'T rigged. It'll depend... ๐๐คฆ๐ต๐๐๐๐๐๐ God help us
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Sedona, Arizona this morning
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Photo credit: Ann Cahoon
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You can't make this shit up...
Now Iโm Dead. OMFG๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ๐๐คฃ
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Do you know this movie?!
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My babies are all grown up now ๐ข
That little boy just turned 19 and is 6'4" ๐ซฃ
That little girl has a 1 year old baby
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How did this happen?! ๐ฅด
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Two feet of snow ๐
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I'm here all week, folks ๐
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I'm 32 followers away from showing you why you should NEVER
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Eat a mushroom you don't know what it is...
EVER
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SHREK
you're going to laugh your asses off.
The Dr did. But only for 30sec then he bitched me out for an hour while my face deflated.... ๐
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A donut ๐ฉ a day
Keeps the predators away ๐
Follow me for more safety tips ๐๐ซต
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I'll post the picture of my Shrek face that was the result of eating a WILD mushroom from my garden when I reach 2500 followers (it's bad)
You do NOT want to miss THIS folks.
It's epic.
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2500....
Ready
Set
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Sometimes you just need a break from politics ๐ถ
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Whatchu lookin at? ๐คจ๐พ
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Namaste.... Away from me ๐
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