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Thank you so much to
@wizards_magic
for my first preview card for
#Bloomburrow
!
It may not be a bun, but it is going straight in Cadira 👀
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little man is chuffed
What's a tweet that's so canonical in your mind you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about? (I sometimes just say "uh oh y'all it's gettin' kinda hazy" expecting people to get it)
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She's been out five minutes and already bnuyposting as god intended
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LISTEN TOUCHING GRASS IS GREAT BUT YOU CAN'T STEALTH PRINT THE BEST CARD EVER MADE WHILE I'M OUT DOING THAT
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me when someone swings at me with Serra's Angel
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I 👏 LOVE 👏 CROSS 👏 CARD/SET 👏 STORIES
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Thread of how the Praetors would react to you coming out as trans/queer:
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Wait I thought chuds were mad Aragorn was Black?? That's the only colour he doesn't have! 🙄 Smh fake fans
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I COULDN'T PICK JUST ONE I'M TOO EXCITED SORRY SIDHSFIODSFJ
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ladies and gentlemen we got her
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@srinath819
@getFANDOM
@ZackSnyder
It's like Imhotep vs The Scorpion King. Ones a lil goofy and aged badly the other looks HILARIOUS.
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@GamingGuy69
@randygdub
To be fair beans on toast is a skint meal. It’s something poor people would live off, it’s shit and costs like 80p, but Brits LOVE unwavering unironic patriotism in the worst parts of our culture, like football hooligans and alcoholism.
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If you told me tutors and armageddon were worse than Drannith Magistrate I would immediately disregard every opinion you ever had about EDH
wonderful start to this mess
I AM NEVER FORGIVING ANY OF YOU
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Urabrask: Aw that's dope stay out the forge tho
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it's a shame there's no way to draw cards in these colours
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I'm p sure we haven't seen half the Parun's but Guildmasters? Aight bet.
How each Ravnica Guildmaster would react to you coming out as trans/queer
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SORRY THESE DWARVES HAVE FUCKING TATTOOS OF EACH OTHERS BEARDS AND THE CHUDS ARE MAD LIKE THAT ISNT THE RADDEST FUCKING EVER??
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I know Nicol Bolas was supposed to be the smallest sibling or something and his size is pretty inconsistent but it's almost comical how much bigger Chromium is implied to be. There's a house in his art. THERE'S A CHURCH. His tail could circle my city.
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The people have spoken. However as the people could not reach a consensus, King Crimson has erased their opinions.
Honestly I think adding a lil colour makes them POP. ❤️🔥
I have the most catastrophically important alter question for y'all and I can't do a poll with images
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This thread brought to you by the idea of Urabrask saying dope being really funny to me at 1am
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It's time we admit there are few cards more effortlessly cool than Wurmcoil Engine
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WHO IS SHE
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Elesh Norn: *Unholy metallic screeching, attempts to kill/compleat you*
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absolutely batshit sentence to be at the end of a Magic card tbh
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@alexissosillyy
@munchersonly
@dumpstercryptid
Yes, when you get older, you become less able. Or once you reach a point, DISabled.
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I am so absurdly infatuated with this god damn card but I don't wanna run it with a partner
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How do you feel about this kind of enchantment "removal" in Commander?
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Vorinclex: *Unholy metallic screeching, attempts to kill/compleat you*
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I am once again strongly feeling that everyone would have been softer on Thunder Junction if it had been advertised/built up as a HEIST set rather than a WILD WEST set.
Explaining the heist AFTER we already see it pulled off without fully understanding is part of the genre!
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Jin-Gitaxias: *Unholy metallic screeching, attempts to kill/compleat you*
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Warm-ish Take? The Universes Within cards make any card 100x cooler. Even if you prefer the SL versions, I genuinely did not retain the text boxes of half of the Street Fighter or Stranger Things cards
I keep seeing them and going "WHOA I'LL BUILD TH-huh I could have already?"
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I haven't stopped laughing since I realised. I think I need to build Ertha Jo just to deal 36 commander damage in one swing
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I think kicking nazis, nazi apologists (nazis) and bigots out our spaces is good actually
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Sheoldred: *Unholy metallic screeching, attempts to kill/compleat you*
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@HelloBatsy
@BillsPlayer
@getFANDOM
@ZackSnyder
Yea how dare you judge a book by it's cover? And blurb. And a plot summary. And author. And having read half of it already.
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Shout-out to black/white angels actually literally one of my favourite genders
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I have the most catastrophically important alter question for y'all and I can't do a poll with images
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@rustysnachos
@SkkortySoup
Dude is was an american japanese man stuck in the desert, the OVA just has a wild colour palate in general
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If you ever feel useless remember they gave a showcase Garruk's Gorehorn a text box.
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That is indeed the face of a woman who brought a sword to a swordfight and also a gun to a swordfight
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There's something really sad about the combination of increasingly embarrassing clickbait thumbnails and dwindling engagement on CQs Twitter. Mitch might be the most impressively quick rise and fall I've seen in MTG
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You don't even ATTEMPT to find a a Rakdos representative. The first person you tell laughs and says "Who isn't", then tries to goad you into asking what's in their pants. It is clearly a knife.
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OH MY GOD WAIT HOLY SHIT I KINDA SHRUGGED AT THIS DUDE BUT HE'S THE SPLICER COMMANDER I'VE ALWAYS WANTED IS MY 10 YEARS OF DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE LEADERSHIP OF MY BEAUTIFUL 3/3 SONS FINALLY AT AN END??
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Oh my god Kindred is so much less cringe than Typal holy shit
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Thunder Junction this Bloomburrow that, pardner I don't intend to choose
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Vannifar: It takes several attempts to explain you don't need whatever "Jellyfish estrogen" is, and several more to make her understand what a "small" change this is. She's visibly bored by the end. You come home to a vial of jellyfish estrogen.
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That is the funkiest looking Time Lord I've ever seen
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OH THIS IS LITERALLY THE IZZET COMBAT DECK I'VE ALWAYS WANTED
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Alright I'd kinda like to hit 1k tbh so 🐰GIVEAWAY TIME 🐰
We got Gilded Atraxa, Glistening Oil Ichormoon and the MC Barcelona exclusive Gandalf looking for a good home
Follow, RT, and tag a friend for entry!
Bonus: If you guess the loose one word theme you get FIVE entries 👀
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@paxthedog
@CentinelOfCorn
I mean they aren't innocent victims? They share the beliefs, they just don't want it applied to them
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Cool new art, accompanying question:
What % of decks that can run Path to Exile and Swords to Plowshares do you personally run one and or both in?
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Cheating is when your parents are rich and buy you a deck
Cheating is when you borrow a deck
Cheating is when you don't have money to drop on fucking cardboard because cheating is when the filthy poors are allowed to compete based on skill and not income
Fuck off
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I never saw this SL and missed it and I actually want to sob wtf
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You do not find a gruul representative but the first person you manage to explain the concept to threatens to burn down the houses of anyone who "wrongs you". You take this as support.
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WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY HOW THOSE BORDERS LOOK?? WOTC JFC JUST HIRE PROXY ARTISTS ANY ONE OF US WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT'S ASS
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Ral: is just..so gay about the whole thing. Like you didn't realise he was *this* gay. The hugging only stops when he remembers he hasn't seen Tomik since the conversation started and blinks away
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Btw does any card have a more raw REMINDER text than Obsidian Fireheart??
"The land continues to burn after Obsidian Fireheart has left the battlefield." like???🔥🔥🔥???
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I can't tell if James Somerton using a Hbomberguy title for his third(?) attempt at an apology is geniunely hilarious and self aware or if his "head injury" that made him steal content and not use the word plagiarize for 8 minutes of his plagiarism apology video is flaring up
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@notCursedE
@MForstater
WAIT THIS ISN'T AN ELABORATE JOKE THEY'RE ACTUALLY MAD AT A GENDERLESS ALIEN CHILDRENS MASCOT?
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"what's in the deckbox"
"discourse"
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Can I say something without anyone getting mad at me
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So all the Capenna heads ended up pretty fuckin popular, Xander seemingly the least. Who ended up being your fav?
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I should be allowed to some murder people with my bare hands that is a thing that should be allowed to happen and it should start with this person
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I got this gorgeous mfer at launch because MARDU and I wasn't sick of panharmonicons yet but I've still never come up with a particularly exciting way to build him.
Is this the inevitable "just good" deck??
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Lazav: Knew long before you did. A hooded figure bumps into you in the street and you get an overwhelming sense of gender euphoria but also someones disappointment that you would share such a powerful truth.
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Aurelia: Appears pretty indifferent and impatient at the conversation but just as you're getting bad vibes she immediately demotes someone for rolling their eyes as you leave.
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I don't know what's better, that the Sonic Screwdriver does a little bit of everything (Especially stuff usually done by keys in MTG) or that the Laser Screwdriver basically does the exact opposite because the Master is a spiteful git
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ALRIGHT SINNERS WE GOT A GIVEAWAY
To celebrate our next event I'll be giving away a set of my Black Tarot proxies, SIX 🔥 Black staples could be yours, all you need to do is:
Retweet this post
Tag someone in the replies
FOLLOW
@Praetor4Charity
Winner announced December 1st 🧡
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Lavinia: Immediately supportive, offers to expedite updates on all paperwork you could ever possibly need and even more you could never possible need. If you mention you're DIY she still does, but is visibly uncomfortable the entire time.
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Teysa: Is immediately supportive and offers to cover any "fees". She does not specify what "fees" are, but it involves a contract that somehow already has your chosen name/gender on it. [There is no catch]
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So how is everyone on the new boots for EDH? I kinda already like them more than Greaves
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Kind of wild that in one appearance Kylem [The 2v2 Combat Sport-Loving plane from Battlebond, a pretty lighthearted low-stakes theme and no story significance] managed to represent the core of Black mana without relying on it's villainous aspects with it's lands alone.
Ambition.
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Building Vadmir because, despite how you might misread his name, the boy does not have an L in him
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Trostani: Kind of has a lot going on right now. They're supportive. Like creepily so. You're concerned at least one of them is faking it but also there's at least three genderless nymphs in the room with you so probably not.
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I adore this card/art but I do think it's pretty telling of inaccessibility creep. Play this with a new player, they don't know what a Map token is, you tell them "Oh it's like a Treasure but it lets you Explore" then you have to explain that, but also I forgot it's sorcery speed
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Anyone else play this back in the day?
The Nissa promo from this was my like, second ever 'Walker
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One day I'll write "Why it's rude to suck at Commander"
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I completely forgot this card existed
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WHAT. WHAT IF PHYREXIAN ALTAR WAS ALSO A ZOMBIE AND A GOBLIN
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Sad fact, plenty of guys still can't find the Kozilek head 😔
It's the return of the great titan of twisted geometry, Kozilek.
It's time for Kozilek's close-up.
#MTGCMM
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This is the least toxic card ever printed
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Ma'am. Ma'am I can see those, you're SO bad at cheating at cards. Ma'am that's not what an ace up your sleeve means, this isn't Balatro. I don't even think that's a crime it's just awkward!
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how do you feel about this card?
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Btw for anyone who isn't too familar, the most unbelievably nerdy and perfect
#MTGxWHO
TARDIS showcase frame detail is that bar some very minor liberties (Like 2 getting some colour) the background of every Doctor is an intro from one of their seasons 👏👏👏
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Thread of cards I think were a mistake for Magic: the Gathering
[1/???]
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Izoni: Is quiet and polite the entire time but you're pretty sure she's listening to spiders or mushrooms or something. She offers offer you one. A mushroom, not a spider.
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Goldrive Awakener? This is absolutely goofy for 3MV.
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stealin' from our lovable goblin
You ever think about these cards?? I do a lot
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