I wish I was kidding but if I met my dream man but he pronounced “picture” like “pitcher” I would have to really think about it

@alec3010 Dominic you get back in your cage young man

@ritt_twit It’s too much cream cheese I’m sorry

Mad men is Bojack Horseman for republicans pass it on

@danareneekuehn Think how unbearable thanksgiving would be for everyone else

@Iamamystreet The way you stole my pick up line?

@danareneekuehn This is SUCH a hot topic rn

@aalllih @thecuntburnbook No offense but it’s not a meat and 3, bongo. We all know the hash browns are the star of that show

@aalllih Okay but don’t get me wrong I’d still pay that. I didn’t drink the coffee anyways it is and always will be yucky

@TommyKess Just listened to a podcast with Edward Norton who said he got to read the script when it was written and said it is twice as good as the first one so like I’m thinkin yeah

@kirk_bado As if he was coming to your house anyways

@aalllih He’s just lucky we broke up before Joke Boat came out. He would NOT like his odds at that game, I’ll tell you one thing

@aalllih I want the baristas to get paid but I also want my little treat :(

Oh the weather outside is frightful but being shitty to everyone and late to everything is so delightful

“Sloppy” is such a funny little word because it’s really only used to describe either a child or a murderer