Ministry of Truth
@MinistryofTru16
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War is Peace / Freedom is Slavery / Ignorance is Strength / Shotgun Enthusiast / Human Supremacist
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Joined June 2019
As a Swiss, I will never understand why Germans think their lack of understanding is of any interest to Americans.
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German climate protesters be like:. ‚I think I should glue my finger to the street using quick hardening concrete.‘
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Why would anyone get upset about that?.
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The helicopter jokes were never funny and it's honestly kind of weird that a lot of conservatives on here are ok with mass killings and torture
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But who will build the roads?. FUCKING JUNKIES WILL…!
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You weren’t even able to use the template correctly…🙄.
It’s easy to get distracted by misinformation these days, but don’t worry…Science has got your back. #ScienceWillWin
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That’s a branch, you absolute fuckwit.
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Yeah….
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Justin Trudeau is a groomer.
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I shouldn’t answer this on X.
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MoT Warnung. Durchschnittlicher Messerstecher gemäss Deutscher Polizei.
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Why not just plant an actual tree?.
Why is there a push to make fake everything?
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And apparently you fear the comments.
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That reminds me. I am still waiting to hear an explanation why the locked up water benders didn’t just piss bend their way out.
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#MoT Accurate. Back when I lived in Japan (because I was forced to) for three years, this is literally how I perceived 90% of the foreigners ‚working‘ there as ‚english teachers‘.
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Someone is late on rent.
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Because the government can’t collect taxes on the labour she provides for the common household.
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Personal income tax rate: 52.9%.Sales tax rate: 25%.Best known international brand: ABBA. Just sayin…
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I get why, but this should be the obligation of the parents.
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#MoT Reminder. If anyone ever wonders how economically ignorant the mainstream media is…show them this.
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NEW - NASA to release new UFO report on Thursday, Sept. 14.
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What are your bodyguards using? Bad breath? Colourful language? Feather dusters?.
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I would totally eat a T-Rex, so I guess we’re done here.
Think twice before ordering that chicken sandwich. T-Rexes wouldn't approve of you eating their descendants 👉 #DinosaurDay
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I am willing to burn a drum full of raw oil in my back yard every day to make this happen.
Imagine seeing the Lincoln Memorial surrounded by churning Potomac waters, or only being able to access the Pentagon by boat. This is what D.C. might look like if the world continues its current greenhouse gas emission levels: .
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@davidtheirl84 @DefeatDemBums @seattlesymphony Wait a minute. Are you telling me that treating loyal customers like shit somehow changes their purchasing choices?.
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Why do these people all sound like a bunch of cunts?.
📽️ | "We will identify. We will be coming for you.". @merseypolice Chief Constable Serena Kennedy has a message for anyone involved in the serious violent disorder in Liverpool. Two people have been jailed today for their part in the shocking scenes in the city centre.
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Reminds me of those chickens rotating at gas stations.
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@Rothmus @Locke_Wiggins I actually bought a TV while living in England. Paid in cash. Employee tried every trick in the book to get my personal data. Failed.
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Now do Mohammed and I will actually be impressed.
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#MoT Ok. Libtard neighbour chastised me for wanting less government. Reported her for placing her garbage slightly outside the pickup area. They actually fined her. I can’t stop laughing.
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?
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I’m a vaccinated anesthetist and this is how I shop for my family.
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Ban neither and legalize drugs too.
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