Milky "Shinigami" thesquid
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I exist in a state of quantum superposition inside every ballpit in America
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Man Elden Ring being the first “souls” game to hit mainstream has lead to bad takes all around huh
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I remember reading somewhere that "I used to think I was getting too tired of video games but Elden Ring made me realize I'm tired of many modern games" and I full agree
Elden Ring fully works because it just says "Fuck you here's a world go get em"
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Jo continues to be a bastion of hope and light on this horrid hellscape of an app
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Honestly pretty fucking disgusting that because one person says "I like girls I think they're neat" some people made it their lifes mission to be hateful dickheads
I do genuinely wish Jo the best and hope that he returns sometime in the future as he makes some stellar content
If this is what it takes to be a content creator online, I don't think I'm cut out for it
read:
TL;DR, I’m going to finish up my current ongoing projects, and then I’m going to be taking an indefinite break from making content
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@AdaVader
"I want more crabs and crab items in my souls game"
I said bad takes not objectively correct ones
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For all my XIV friends and mutuals I hope you’re ready for Stormblood era levels of discourse but turned up to 11 this time
Dawntrail is going to be an active hazard to discuss
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Like I can't tell you how many times I've tried to boot up other new AAA release titles only to get immediately bored with how much shit there is on screen and how little they trust the player to go off and fail
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@RompingFox
Everyone “knows” dark souls but with George R R Martin on board with this one a lot more people have dipped their toes in, hell Dark Souls 3 had a max count of like 100000~ on steam at peak while Elden Ring has a peak of about 950,000~
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"Find x/10 collectables!"
"Find XXXXXX at XXXXX" with an arrow on the map
"Tap X to become flesh!"
It's boring after a while, and serves to bog down an experience rather than letting the game speak for what it is
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Watching shen go deeper and deeper into HSR is like finding horror game notes that progressively get more fucked up and nonsensical
You know, at first I had NO clue what the fuck drip marketing was, I was sitting here like "okay sounds like some weird stock thing, strange that the hsr fans are into it" and now that I understand it I'm sitting here patiently waiting like
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After Endwalker the WoL undergoes intensive training to hide their aether solely to fuck with Y’shtola
This is absolutely canon
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Interacting with either me or shen on twitter is a choose your own hyperfixation adventure
And neither of us will shut up about it
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@happyboiahoi
The amount of right you are is shocking
Pokémon makes me think “Wow cool creature I’d love to catch it!”
Souls games make me think “Wow cool creature I’d love to kill it!”
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Welp, it's official now
Genuinely thanks everyone who hangs out or stuck around long enough for me to even do something like this I actually never though I'd get this far in years and here's to many more streams where I insult you for your hot dog toppings
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Elden Ring miracles at the start are really tame like "Heal :) Fire :) Buff:)" and then by the end it just goes full 100 with "THE BLADE OF INESCAPABLE DEATH THAT EVICERATES THE SOULS OF THE IMMORTAL"
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@SuperButterBuns
I’ll pronounce his name as tide us when I’m cold and dead beneath the tides
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So many people in the quote retweets basically saying “he’s a bad person because of all the reasons I made up in my head and also I hate women” meanwhile if you go outside and ask someone about anything they go “Hey what’s up”
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From what I understand todays like Christmas for women I think
So Merry Christmas women
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Paladin in Baldurs gate has so many cool abilities it really makes playing the class fun, there’s:
Smite
Smite
Smite
Smite
Lay on Hands to heal after Smiting
Smite again
Smite but this time in red
Smite but purple
Smite
AUTO Smite
And who could forget
Smite
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Shens about to tweet something don’t listen to her
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Toby Fox finally put into words everything I've ever felt about being online
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Never trust someone who thinks Dialga is the cooler of the pair
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No joke I like Sekiro but some of the bosses aren’t just “Hard to master” they’re like actually unfunly hard
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Never kinkshame but if someone types "I like to sleep with my jeans on" and "I love sleeping in my shoes" then you have to uphold the law at that point
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OH SHIT ITS TRANS VISIBILITY DAY I LOVE ALL MY TRANS FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS AND IF PEOPLE ARE EVER MEAN TO YOU I’LL BOIL THEM IN OIL LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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I’m posting this here for no particular reason
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@CatGodKeppe
It’s the standard fromsoft pipeline of “I don’t like this game but I want it to be changed so I like it”
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A lot of people are getting to act 3 or even straight up beating Baldurs Gate 3 and wondering what to do after, if only there was another DND game that had fantastic characters and a great story that takes you up to level 20 and has thousands of lines of voiced dialogue
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I walk around the appartment in the most fucked up of manners whenever Shen's asleep and I'm praying to god she never finds out
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With Shen leaving this seems like a good time to say she's absolutely right, Twitter fucking blows as of recent the For You page is nigh unusable and if I didn't have like 10 extensions installed this site would be horrendously unusable. People on here are just miserable too
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@AeroViro
SHES NOT EVEN ON BREAK SHES JUST WORKING ON OTHER THINGS WHILE NOT STREAMING IM GONNA ELBOW DROP HER
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I look forward to beating Elden Ring so I can read the wiki front to back like a best selling novel to figure out how I missed 80% of the game
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Please send help they're saying things like "She shitted in the mothertoilet and flushed the cunt into the serve sewers"
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Kids fucking rule I had my nephew guide me by the hand to a wall and the went “wagch” and then ran head first into it and I fucking couldn’t breath I had to leave because if he saw me crying he’d think it was because he did something wrong
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Don't listen to her lies I still managed to skip an actual stone the farthest so I'm the real winner here
@Milkythesquid
he looked at me and went "whats this" and I had to tell him, really bluntly "jacob. That's broken glass" and he still tried to skip it like a stone
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So Germany doesn't have Root Beer and ever since coming back home I've been consuming enough of this brown sludge to kill a herd of elephants and I gotta say
I think I'm finally sick of it (For Now™)
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So, uh, this apparently happened while I was asleep
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Helping a friend with flirting is something I, someone who’s single and very bad at romance, am very qualified to do
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@AeroViro
Wow Shen I didn’t know you had hired a very attractive and fluid filled booth boy to help sell merch, but I bet he’s doing a great job and can absolutely speak German
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"But Arceus isn't out yet we can't judge it!"
DID WE LEARN N O T H I N G FROM SWORD AND SHIELD
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Shadowbringers was seen as peak XIV and what does Shadowbringers pull heavily from? That's right FF1 and WHO DO YOU FIGHT AT THE END OF IT ALL
THAT'S RIGHT THE FF1 PROTAGONIST
THE XIV PLAYERS C R A V E FF1 AND IN THIS ESSAY I WIL-
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I love how people are like "Milky I hate that your Mario impression is actually good" because it makes bits like this possible
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Dragon's Dogma 2 is basically everything I wanted from Dragon's Dogma 1 and more it's NUTS how fun the game is
Performance is an issue yeah but hoping that gets solved soon
Everyone complaining about Microtransactions can suck eggs they're the same as DMC5 and RE4
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With so many of my closest allies falling to Hoyoverse one of us needs to remain resolute and I will be that bastion
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Apparently if you don’t check in your luggage for American Airlines 75 minutes before your flight they just don’t let you on the plane what a cool company
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Also look at how fucking sad thus creature is
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Look upon this great fucking image made by my friend
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Going through and liking every single one of shens tweets so her phone keeps making notification noises
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A friend explained Fortnite lore to me last night and every sentence felt like I got another bone turned into dust
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Any game that lets you take an enemy and turn it into a party member is automatically a good game
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Just pour fuckin bleach into your vents you dumbass, just dump that shit down there you fool you buffoon fuck you
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Did you know the normal about of teeth for adults to have is 32
did you know I have 24
Where did they go?????
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The smallest brain take I see is that “Elden Ring should look like Demons Souls Remake”
I don’t know how to explain that a game tailored to one hardware experience without having to accommodate for a wide range of hardware is going to look much better than the one that has to
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I'm gonna say it, I'm gonna make people mad but I'm gonna say it
KH3 is one of the weaker entries into the franchise and not a good closer at all to the Darkseeker Saga
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Went skipping stones in a stream and picked up what I thought was a rock and turns out it was part of a glass bottle
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Valentines day is coming up so make sure you spend time with that special someone or maybe work up the courage to ask that special someone out, but also remember that being alone is more than valid and you can spend it like me and loving yourself
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I have successfully invaded the home of Tyler “Super” Butterbuns and Shib “Shib” Shibbert
Now to steal their cats
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Look I'm a funny haha account but the fact that he made something genuine and completely positive and got torn to shreds for no reason over it is heartbreaking
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Big day for the most horrendously horny people to ever make footfalls on the soil and sediment we call home
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I’ve blocked so many ads twitter thinks I want vibrators instead of movie tickets now
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@AeroViro
I was reaching for help while dangling from the cliff and you pulled me up only to hit me over the head with a fucking cast iron pan
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Elden Ring is probably my favorite soulsborne game but man as I got up there in the game I was just getting like 1 or 2 shot by every boss and I had about 1000 health which is usually more than enough to get you through a souls game, maybe I needed more? Not entirely sure
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No matter what I’m not making another social media account if this site dies so do I
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As more and more of my friends leave for Honkai I stand alone in a barren field, I have not spoken to many of them since they've made this journey
I oft wonder if they're alive or dead, sometimes I still feel as though they're with me
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Overwatch 2 feels like some kinda fucked up social experiment where Blizzard just tries to make the worst game possible just to see who would still play it
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Hole is unfilled for now, terrible day today lads
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Being the only friend in the group that doesn't have Tiktok means that every so often your friends just speak in tongues
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I got fucking recognized in Apex what the hell
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I was playing Final Fantasy Tactics and I forgot I was just in this game
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COMPUTERS ARE BASICALLY LEGOS SO WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME I NEED TO SWAP A RED BRICK FOR A BLUE BRICK THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING JUST STOPS WORKING
Hi im having PC issues again, I think I’ve wronged some sort of tech wizard in the future and I’ve been cursed in the past
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@AeroViro
Everytime you take screenshots of our DMs I feel like a kid who got his art put on the fridge
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This post is hilarious because no part of it makes sense
-Ironworks is quickly invalidated by literally any gear in HW
-The mention of Carbontwine which was removed from the game in 5.3
-The fact that this isn’t an old article that’s now making rounds, this was posted yesterday
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Hey if anyone wants to use this new character feel free to do so I just thought of him
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I GOT 7 I'M COOKED
we decided that if you enjoy 5 or more of these games, you are a serial killer
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THEY STOLE MY BRAND
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Words cannot express how I feel after going immediately from eating a one piece burger to seeing a giant 6 story robot
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Now I gotta admit even though I don't follow HSR this guy DOES look pretty cool admittedly
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