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@Rulia_Hermitaur
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่ฆใใใจๆใฃใฆไฟๅญใใใคใใ ่ฆใฆใใคใใคใใฆใใ ็กๆ่ญใซใใใ1ๅใใใฏใใใคใใฆใใใใใใโฆโฆโฆโฆใใฎๆๅณโฆโฆใใใใใช
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@JodelStoriesHQ_
Personally, not to be bias, but I believe women cheat more than men. Men cheat for 1 & only 1 reason: Breast & Bortoss. Women: lack of attention, money, emotions, sexual performance, that ex, payback, feelings, fame, alcohol, food, visiting a male friend, wig, social media, etc.
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A Pufferfish puffing up as a defense mechanism...
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Where my Ayigbe Avengers dey? ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น
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Errmmm Ato,
@enokay69
I hope s3 none of your cars has gone thru this kinda abuse oo. Please if they have, I beg, take go the 69 Carwash & wash am well well before I come for the keys. Hm! ๐
Her Past are mostly scarier than her Future๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐๐๐๐
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@_Stevemensa
@ModestaAdjei
@PhilipNarh11
@QWAKUAMANOR
Exactly what I was gonna say. You stay out of this madam. Step aside.
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@JodelStoriesHQ_
U are dating someone who has never given you anything for the past 3yrs? You sit down and plan for her birthday, she inconsiderately brings her friends along, yet when it's yours, she doesn't give u anything? Stop dating rubbish people, stop it!
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Before & After
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This is a resource any country on the African Continent can easily possess & be a number one producer/exporter. But Bibinii bษwe apษnkye no nyinaa...๐คฆโโ๏ธ
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@Accraaaaaa_
Left without saying a word 2 the person who helped u? Like who does that? Why is ingratitude a very common behavior amongst so many women? It makes sense why u can pay 4 a woman's schooling 4 years & later she decides not 2 marry u anymore ๐คThe loyalty is only to their feelings
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@JodelStoriesHQ
Like me repeat it again: "The way girls can be 'eaten' within a split second eh, it's too scary.".... Small feelings & emotions norr, them go eat the girl falaaa. Whether she's in a relationship or not, them go eat am simple. It's even easy when there's a Car in the equation. Smh
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@Accraaaaaa_
May we be delivered from the clutches of such useless females, who add no value to our lives... May God direct our paths to those premium females that are meant for us. & when we find them, may we also not abuse & mishandle them. Amen ๐
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Road rage gone wrong. Be careful who you pick fights with on the road. Whoever this guy was, he had nothing to lose...
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@JodelStoriesHQ
Look! Guys stop this nonsense! Stop giving your GFs monthly stipends. Stop this nonsense at once. U are suppose to support your GFs when they need help. Even that 1, it has to be selective & not paying someone's daughter monthly. Something her parents can't or won't ever do. How?
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@Accraaaaaa_
A medical laboratory scientist? That means u studied medicine in school. But the kind of English u are speaking is strange 2 me oo. Makes me doubt the validity of this story. "Should I broke this news"๐คThese are not typos but grammatical errors which is strange for a scientists
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Ladies, fear your female friends more than u fear men."Fear men" only comes into play when it involves matters of the heart; but "fear women" has no limits. Your female friend can hate u coz u are prettier, have more clothes, u have an iphone 15, boys like u more, ur BF is cute๐
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This should be mandatory viewing for all boys on the brink of puberty. Bookmarking it for when my children are old enough.
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I finally decided to open a JODEL account, less than 20 mins ago, & I've also decided to close it. I won't survive there. My BP. The things I'm reading eh? I already entered a fight with a girl who claims she's an entrepreneur, working, yet doing hookup & fiercely defending it.๐
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@JodelStoriesHQ
The way girls can be 'eaten within a split second is very scary. How can u just meet someone last nite then do this? He's cheating on someone & he's happy here bragging. But this same guy, if he caught his girlfriend, cheating right now, like all hell will break loose.. Smh!
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@Accraaaaaa_
It's guys like these who give reason to women, not to hustle with men anymore. Unfortunately, the ones with ulterior motives will carry this one case & use it as a yard stick of measurement. See, no one is so busy & stressed wit work to the point where they can't talk to u
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@JodelStoriesHQ
She wants advice after misbehaving towards the guy?
The guy write paaa oo. Herh! He build solid case against her.
Ah well, all is not lost. She would be remembered for her ANGUA MO (Braised Rice)๐น๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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@Accraaaaaa_
Countless times we have read stories about guys doing things for girls & they are paid back with betrayal. I'm not advocating that guys shouldn't support their women, but don't invest so much in a women who isn't your wife. A women's brain isn't wired 2 understand GRATITUDE. Fact
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@Accraaaaaa_
(3/1) Let's not kid ourselves here. The wife dislikes the sister. Period! Let's call a spade a spade. Has nothing to do with dishes/cleanliness. Right from the onset she didn't want her around. If rules have been made about family members, this was an emergency coz their mum died
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This one di33, I dey go Tech Campus try am on someone's fine daughter. Wish me luck ๐๐๐๐
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@Kez_Mag_
@Wizarab10
Simple! Women are just something else. Small matter go turn into something big. Ha!
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Is it me, or those jeans look extremely dirty? ๐๐ค
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@JodelStoriesHQ_
Always looking for the easy way out in life. Using their bodies for financial gains. Always playing victim. Don't ever want to accept accountability for their actions. Hate logic to the core. Always in competition with their so called friends. Never want to educate themselves๐๐
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@Accraaaaaa_
The Brotherhood thanks you for your service. You did well.. Congrats!!!! ๐๐๐
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Analytical thinking is 1 of my strengths. My innate ability 2 thoroughly analyze, dissect, & address issues. I don't just cook facts about women; I also excel in the culinary realm, crafting a variety of dishes, as well as odds. As an all-around chef, how may I serve u tonight?๐
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@JodelStoriesHQ_
I can't even enjoy my early morning Waakye in peace without you people bringing something terrible here. This was your first clue to a useless partner: "She spent her money on Dety December", "She does this each year", "brought her friends along" ... Continue below ๐
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Eiiii ๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐น๐
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This is what the laying of the Fiber Optics Cable under the sea looks like. The cable that brings us the internet.
So apparently, the back story is - there were these two Sharks; one BullShark & a Hammer-Head, that bit the cable out of spite. That's why your internet is so bad๐ค
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@Accraaaaaa_
You pay small, see how u dey cry?๐คฃ You see how men suffer? If you people hold man down small p3, then plenty whining & crying over small expenses. ๐คฃ๐คฃ Leave him wai. Leave him! But make sure when u leave & he bounces back, (because he will) make sure u don't try going back. Yoo
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@Accraaaaaa_
Chale! U must never underestimate the wickedness of women. How far they are willing 2 go, hurt or destroy u. A man will sweat & make money, hoping 2 spend it with the girl he loves, & this will be what she's plotting 4 him? Women will say fear men, but the things we read everyday
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@JodelHub
This!!!! I want to see the ladies comment on this particular post. I know most on them share this view, but because of the backlash they will receive, they won't talk. Let's hear you ladies; those who are in support of the lady's behavior here.
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@JodelStoriesHQ_
No sense at all! Not one sef. Coz when a woman cheats, it's coz she's not getting everything in a relationship, but when men cheat, it's coz we are cheats, right?So women don't have any self respect, dignity & morals to walkout if their needs aren't met?They rather have to cheat?
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@Accraaaaaa_
I will always say this and keep quoting it. Men are way better friends to both men and women, than women being friends to women... Women are their own enemies. Women hate to see other women happy. Today's motivational quote of the day: Women, fear women and forget about men.
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@JodelHub
Boys fool oo. The comment below ๐น
Anyway, I hope the current generation of men are learning from these things? We don't do this 4 women, period! They will disagree & unfollow, mute or attack me when I say it, but we don't take care of women with the hopes of marrying them 1 day
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@Accraaaaaa_
Focus on your family! Men, focus on your family. Anyone can desert u in your time of need. Family will not leave u no matter how much they hate or dislike u, u will always be their family member, & they are most likely to be there for u always. Date women with sense!!!
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Ah! ๐น๐น๐โ ๏ธ๐
How can I setup someone's daughter like this?๐น
The point were she wanted to hit him, but she realized it would prove him right ๐คฃ
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@hope_2333
See hookup girl. See how she's talking like what she's doing is normal. It's sad how this generation has accepted prostitution as normal. Asking someone to swear, & she saw this & that in her dream. Acting like what she's doing doesn't carry far more worse spiritual implications.
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@JodelStoriesGH
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Chale I'm getting PTSD from these stories about the evil/ridiculous things women do on a daily basis.I think I need 2 block all the Jodel accounts & Accra page.I'm tired of reading such evil. Ah! How? C how she just casually said it like it's normal. Your own sister oo.
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@hope_2333
She's not overreacting. This is actually very unfair. You need to be considerate towards people...
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How Cheap Wigs Are Made! The 50gh Wig Some, That Dey Shine Under The Sun.....๐๐๐
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@ewurabenaah
A simple "how was ur day" can blow into a full long conversation, but since u ladies don't know anything apart from answering with "am fine" & "am good", u think the guy is rather boring. & don't even get me started on the "am" instead of "I'm". U people hate accountability oo๐คฃ
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@JodelHub
He's not bothered about STIs, He's not bothered she will be sleeping around for money, he's worried about her seizures in public? The current generation of men are exceptionally stewpid it makes the Devil himself bow his head in silence, knowing even he can't go this far
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Rich people di33 seiii aa oo. Always flaunting their Wealth in our Faces.
Eating Fufu with Soup made out of Gold Bars๐ซ
Gold Light Soup ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
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@Accraaaaaa_
They never want 2 take accountability. Looking 2 blame him by saying he forced her. When she started, that wasn't the tone of the msg, but after being questioned, she wants to play the blame game. They are only loyal 2 their feelings. Not even their own family members are spared.
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@hope_2333
"We met at the gate & ended up having sex" Kwasia kasa sei... This generation di33... Tweakai..
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@Accraaaaaa_
Earning 8k in Ghana, is some1 holding a Masters in his field & a Managerial position.Very few jobs would pay some1 that amount without those 2 things I mentioned.If an 8k earner can't date u, I wonder how much u think u are worth. Some of these girls will later suffer in life eh
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Every lesbian (L) gay (G) bi (B) trans (T) queer (Q) intersex (I) person was once a child. Every adult was once a child.
Which child or adult has come out to say that someone converted them to gay or to non-binary?
They were born that way.
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@Accraaaaaa_
DNA testing has brought awareness about how vast this Paternity fraud issue really is; back in the days, testing wasn't even a conversation.
I'm very confident the are adults walking around today who don't belong to their fathers. Kids born around the 80s to earlier 2000s ๐โ ๏ธ๐
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One of the most challenging infrastructure projects in the world...
China
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@JodelHub
Hmm..sad Sometimes there are genuine reasons why a woman reaches this age & isn't married; but mostly because of: bad attitude, being picky, wasting time following married men, focusing only on their career, feminism, who gave u my number, men are trash, Karma, doing hookups etc.
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@Accraaaaaa_
Inferiorly complex make u dey spend your 2 month salary on a date 2 impress a girl? He's lucky the girl was sensible. Another girl would have done worse & left him with the bill. If u are a man & u give the chance 2 used, don't come back & say she's inconsiderate. U started it
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@JodelStoriesHQ_
Once a hoe, always a hoe. She will always be a hoe. Hoeing doesn't have an expiry date. She's not going to spend years being a hoe then suddenly stop. Avoid ladies with many male friends & women with high body counts. GUYS AVOID THEM!!! YOOOO!
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@JodelStoriesHQ_
Jodel oo, how did she suffer bro? ๐๐๐ She took good sex, money, rent sorted, won't have to payback coz the guy has slept with her. How is this a loss to her? She has won all-around ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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Alla!!! This one di33 I for use am on someone's daughter ๐๐๐ Afa! Simple kraaa. ka!๐ฅ
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@JodelStoriesHQ_
For once, I can come here and not be angry or savage. I will sleep well tonight. Thank God for small mercies ๐๐ฅ
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@Accraaaaaa_
Advice for what?! After saying this? Go ahead & pay the 3k. Stop complaining on matters you have already decided on... Next story please! Done and dusted here ๐
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@Accraaaaaa_
Oh She hardly asks coz she's running a Compounding Interest System (CIS) wit u. A known strategy. Don't ask everytime, so it would seem like I don't ask for money, but when I ask, I ask for a huge amount 2 cover up for the months I didn't ask. Tell her you can't afford it, or pay
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@JodelStoriesHQ_
Just look at the stories we read from the Accra & all 3 JODEL pages. Always one way. Always about women misbehaving on a daily basis. U rarely find cases about men. When u speak the bitter truth, then some empty headed individuals think u hate women or talking down on them. How?!
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@JodelStoriesHQ_
Yes u have a valid case. But your first mistake was inviting a total stranger into your home. We don't do that. Someone can take your life out of envy or hate. These people can set u up with armed robbers. Make copies of your keys for them. Let your good deeds have a limit oo yoo
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@JodelHub
When a woman says STOP, it means STOP! Same rule applies here. U rรฅped him. Don't try to play technicalities here about if he didn't like it why was it up. If u had 1, you'd know that once it's getting stroked it will stand. So regardless of 'standing', u didn't have his consent
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@JodelHub
U do the stvpid things, when the person has a valid reaction, u call him emotional? As silly as u are, u don't even realize u are the problem. Cheating on 2 men & u are acting like it's normal. U have done him a favor. It's the guy outside that's going to end up with a hรธe.
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@JodelStoriesHQ_
Chale! I will say this again. Avoid women with high body counts (HBC), let alone, a HBC out of hookups? This is Double trouble. Women usually go back to 1 ex; this 1, is into sex 4 money, which makes her more dangerous than a regular girl with a HBC. 19,486 รท 300 = 64.66 BCs oo๐คฃ
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@SisterAbena_nie
@gyaigyimii
Unbelievable!! The lady made him popular? ๐คฃ๐คฃso men take the blame for everything, but will never get the credit? ๐คฃ๐คฃ
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"I'm Defending A Woman! Period Point-blank"
"She's Not A Woman, She's A Bird! Get Out Of Here Birdy" ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
This Is What I Love To See; Women Supporting Women On The Right Things, At The Right Time, In The Right Places.
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A Creative Way To Get A Seat On The Subway ๐น๐น๐น
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@Accraaaaaa_
@dawurobo
She older than u, she's in Accra, doesn't pick your calls, some guy picks up & insults u, she sends her nudes to the guy, wo brofo nso ny3. U are asking if u should accept her back? B3maa, accept the sense God gave us all when he was sharing it. U haven't accepted yours yet.๐
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@JodelHub
Serves u right! I hope u don't ever get it again.Complaining earlier was a sign of ungratefulness. & clearly, u are still not remorseful 4 the behavior, coz u are more concerned about not receiving money again, so u are apologizing 2 get it back.May he also have sense from now on
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So, just because my account was suspended for a week & I wasn't here pressing your necks, some of you took the opportunity to increase your Body Counts +1, +2, & +3s, like you were celebrating birthdays?๐๐ Vhim! I won't let you guys breathe on this app da. Wahali. I'm back!!๐
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@Accraaaaaa_
Women calling men broke coz they can't afford things that they themselves can't afford 4 themselves. This is the mentality of the gender we speak of. This are the people we argue with on a daily basis about relationship issues. Some even come at me 4 comments I made here.Wei twea
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๐คฃ๐คฃ๐The guy don forkop! Herh! He was ready 2 leave with her? Ei but wait oo, he wanted 2 leave coz he said his girlfriend never got him a gift b4? That's some๐ฉpaa oo. Then coz of a prank, u cast someone's relationship? So who's really 2 blame here?๐
Chale Just Fear Women๐น
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@JodelStoriesHQ
U are giving GFs monthly stipends? GFs who are also working? What's the rationale behind this monthly stipends nonsense? Women need more money than men or what? Aren't we the ones ridden with the Financial Burdens? Pressure to build, buy a car, pay weddin bills, take care of FAM?
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@Accraaaaaa_
Whenever your partner starts to give u this excuse, just know they are no longer interested in you. No one is so busy, they can't just take their phone and text you: "hey love I'm swamped with work but love & miss u" Eno hard like that jorr..๐
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@JodelStoriesHQ
Ebi trap! She dey look for financial benefits. She dey look for someone who go spend on am with the hopes of getting the Cookie after 2 months. She go milk the guy financially aaa, If time dey catch, she go do some allo fight with you then Ghost or tell u say she no be interested
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@Accraaaaaa_
"My boyfriend ONLY earns 8k a month, but I really love him"
The introduction alone tells you the rest is going to be complete rubbish & nothing sensible. I agree that she should go. Men have to stop dating THINGS like these. Empty-Headed Coconut Girls (EHCG) No iota of sense da.
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A girlfriend who gets irritated or annoyed coz you are bargaining the price of a commodity or trying to beat down the price of a taxi fare
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@Accraaaaaa_
We don't go in for women when they are at their lowest point. U will be used 2 survive the time, situation/phase, while being used as a distraction 2 while away time for a much better opportunity. We go in for women, when they are at their peak & best, with lots of other options
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"But I Will Tell You This; Being Broke Is A Temporary Condition"
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@JodelStoriesHQ_
JODEL, this was annoying 2 read.This SHS 1 students story di33, we don't need it. What's all this nonsense here & there she's talking about? & she's talking about going to take her money & all? Does this guy look like he cares or will give u anything?Wey kiddie relationship this?
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@JodeIHQ
@JodelHQ
@RedditorStories
What I find particularly weird & sad at the same time is, boys bragging about how they spent so much money on sleeping with 1 girl & they think they won? He spent 1.8k + car rental to enter 1 hole, & he thinks he won? If u think like this guy, u genuinely have a problem. No cap!
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@Accraaaaaa_
Red ๐ฒ๐ฆ number 1: "if you don't give me, someone else will give me", "do you know the no. of guys who want me?", "do you know the no. of guys I said no to b4 u?" When u hear any of these, leave! She will eventually dump u. That money will start a problem btw u, two.
#Fact
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@hope_2333
"A woman's past doesn't matter"... Literally & figuratively "fuck around and find out"
Who a woman sleeps with matters. We can all pretend & act like we don't know this. This is a prime example of how the past hunts the future. We all make mistakes, but he has a valid point here
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@Accraaaaaa_
If you go to buy Waakye and the Waakye seller says the Waakye is finished, do you wait and help her wash the dishes? ๐๐Someone said do we stand there and give her fans? ๐ In other things, when a woman says "No" it means "No" abi? Same rule applies here. Time no dey to waste ๐ค
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I definitely going to try this on someone's daughter using my Ghana Card๐ณ ๐๐๐ Afterall, Vice President Bawumia a.k.a Baweezy, says it's worth more than a thousand Interchanges๐ฆ๐ฃ nti, 3b3 fa sei kim! Simple kraa!!! ๐๐ค๐ค๐ค
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@Accraaaaaa_
"A fool says there's no God"
We shall all learn.! Some, the easy way, others, the hard way. Either way, we shall all learn.
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@Serwaa_Amihere
Dis issue isn't different from any other welfare union out there. It's not an isolated case. Be it work or church. As much as dis is sad, let's look at this logically. If dey are 2 help every1 or take up such responsibilities, then every1 with an issue would come to these unions.
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Boys just wanna be boys & have fun๐
Boys are good. Girls are bad! ๐๐๐
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@JodelStoriesHQ_
U met a girl 2day, supposedly from her bf, proposed to her within a day, she said no, but be Besties, the same Bestie story she told u about the other guy? U guys had raw sex within the same day? U are probably the silliest boy I have ever come across in my entire life. No sense!
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It's not even 8am, but lemme heat up your morning small ๐๐๐๐คฒ๐คฒ
"YOU KNEW YOU WERE A HOE WHEN.....?"
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