Mike Topp
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@RaymondPettibon The trouble with Cuban’s Ronco knockoffs—marketed through his own company, Marco—is that nobody has any use for his products, such as his Pocket Insurance Salesman, Inside-the-Head Brain Scrambler or the Mouth Buster. But wait, there’s more! He lacks Ron Popeil’s killer instinct.
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@AEWeisgerber Here’s Mao, Miles and Bird at the Village Vanguard, 1952. Had I not found this photographic evidence I’m not sure people would have believed me. Whew!
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RT @RaymondPettibon: The fall-out w/the Doncic trade is tht Cuban, who keeps in shape w/Ozempic and extensive plastic surgeries, wld rather…
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RT @Sparrow14: I don’t care who’s president, I’m staying woke! Let them try to arrest me for “wokeness“! I'll hire a fucking double-woke la…
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It’s commonly believed that God created the heavens & the Earth in six days, then rested on the seventh. Not true. Actually, God didn’t do anything until day 6 (He took the first five days off. “Sick relative,” was the excuse I think He used. Or “Dead neighbor.” One of those).
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Breaking: DOGE officials are now spending most of their time working on new planet logos and firing each other.
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RT @GergleySteve: @MikeTopp the joke's on them. Everyone knows that it's the proletariat that adds the crisp, satisfying finish to each sip
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RT @Sparrow14: Have you noticed that "Elon" is one letter away from "felon"? #ElonMuskIsANazi #ElonMusk
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Fan Mail, Frank Letters, and Crank Calls by Cookie Mueller. Hanuman Books, 1988
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