How come Luigi Mangione looks so relaxed and chilled out? Does he know something that we don't?

By the time the terminally ill have manged to get two doctors’ appointments their 6 months life expectancy will be long gone. #AssistedDyingBill

I can’t be the only one who has just realised that Knotty Ash is a real place and not somewhere made up by Ken Dodd

@PicturesFoIder It’s definitely a boy.

Sharing is caring unless its syringes

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@mrjamesob Acceleration you muppets.

Kemi Badenoch says working in McDonalds made her working class. Really! By that logic working in Pret a Manger made me French. “Oh là là”

He was rubbish at that gig. I had to save the night.

@rickygervais You have the figure for it.

@imranyusuf Great idea but I’ve moved now. Hell is other people. Sartre I think.

@imranyusuf I’m in a carriage with two people watching different films. Perhaps they are just really thick.

Next course starts Oct 6th.

What’s happened to Russel Brand? I preferred him when he was a sex pest. #PraiseJesus

Is it just me or has the Paris Olympics failed to get the usual attention of the Olympic Games.