@TheMikeStrutter
@afcjxmes
Trophies are team accolades. Athletes always improve, generation by generation which is why every record ever gets broken… bet you think Pele would play in the prem too
@Joey7Barton
@FrankieDettori
How can you speak about horse racing with any authority if you’ve never been a horse? Horse racing and people racing are two different things and you’re a person (sort of) so stick to people racing instead of horses.
Another token human trying to get involved in horses. Centaur
Are you a middle class white girl? Have you realised you should have listened more at school? Struggling to get a job that funds your desire to pretend you can afford expensive clothes? THEN JOIN AN INSTAGRAM PYRAMID SCHEME AND PRETEND EVERYTHING IS OK
@damienmartyn
@primevideosport
It was a wicket fair and square… but always makes me laugh how its the aussies that seem to decide where ‘the line’ is and that people have crossed it. Quick to dish it out but can’t take it back
@RealBobMortimer
Have you ever noticed how train guys always refer to being on the phone to countries instead of people? “Hectic morning Col, i’ve been on the phone to the US”
Posted a photo with the former Burnley manager and now 6 million people have seen it and my ugly ginger mug is everywhere. Football twitter is a strange place man
Different breed of wheeler dealers on facebook marketplace. Just had a bloke telling me he’ll only take a bookcase if I take it to him.... I’m giving it away for ZERO POUNDS
Started writing down all my dreams in the night. Last night it was the last Ocean Wednesday ever but you had to get to the SU in a canoe race. I came 20th.
@billymthurston
&
@t_mounsor93
won the canoe race. Well done lads
My mum is legit going to Palestine & Israel next week..... all this war shit going on but no, nothing is stopping Jean from seeing where Jesus was born go on gal 💪🏻
Its my
#smokefree
anniversary this week. One year without a cigarette, vape or any kind of nicotine. This book is one of the most important books of the 21st century… if you want to stop smoking - read it. I finished it and knew I’d never smoke again and the best bit? Its easy!
Just outside having a fag and one of the new neighbours came out, I heard him say “Hi I’m Johnny” to which I replied “Hello I’m mike” to then realise theres a Dominos driver behind me and he was just collecting his pizza.
In cricket games they actually let fans go on the pitch at half time and you don’t see anyone assaulting players etc… why are football fans such idiots? 3 incidents in a week is no coincidence - knobheads!
What is a ‘9am knobhead’ i hear you ask.... someone who wears trainers for their commute, uses their laptop whilst standing & talks to their commute partner about how great Ocado is.
I wonder how many of those protesting in London today (especially the few clashing with police) were posting tweets, instagram photos, facebook statuses saying how thankful they are to front line workers 6 weeks ago.
I’m SICK of people telling me that Jack Leach is good, he’s a good bloke bla bla bla. The blokes absolutely dog shit. Rather have another seamer and have Root as first spinner
Hilarious how when
@piersmorgan
is running his mouth, spurting malicious opinions as facts about others its fine. Yet when he gets called out for it in a calm and dignified manner he can’t handle it and runs away.... love to see someone get their comeuppance
My mate (no names) has just brought a girl out for a date and she said she hated Harry Potter & Friends but likes…. Wait for it…. MRS BROWNS BOYS GOODBYE
3. Chris Kamara stepped down from his role at Sky Sports earlier this year, their tribute to his time with them is a fantastic way to spend 6 minutes of your time.