Mike Diplockre
@MikeDiplockre
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Nuclear (power, deterrent, family) • first-worldist
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Joined November 2020
- cuts crime to record low.- cuts taxes, balances budget, lowers debt.- cuts illegal immigration.- enacts world's most selective legal immigration.- quells Quebec separatism.- makes Canada admired abroad. - loses in landslide to far-left theatre kid. What was Canada's problem? 🤔
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"Why yes I am a massive racist with a groyper alt, what gave it away?"
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I like how GB News have been trying to turn their fortunes around lately by blatantly going on a totty hiring spree 😂. We see you brother 👊 🙏
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I still think about this sometimes. The country just went a bit mad didn't it?.
Captain Sir Thomas Moore may have sadly passed away in February, but he tops the list of people Britons say had the biggest impact on the world in 2021. Captain Tom - 21%.Donald Trump - 9%.Greta Thunberg - 7%.Boris Johnson - 6%.Elon Musk - 6%.
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Pit bulls: Banned.Subversive media: Censored.Commies: Purged.Litterers: Jailed.Drug dealers: Executed. Hydrated. Focused. In my lane. Ready.
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RIP.Ba'athism.1940 - 2024. An interesting ideology, and whilst it was able to outlast the Cold War, it comprehensively failed to sustain functional states in the modern age. With barely a whimper, it now passes into the pages of history.
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I'm convinced all a country needs to appear super wealthy to outsiders is to have fast, shiny trains and no black or brown people. Japan and South Korea are poorer than Puerto Rico. China is stagnating behind Mexico. No one cares though. They have the rich 'look'.
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- Ends the Nagorno-Karabakh conflict.- Ends the Syrian civil war.- Crushes the Kurds.- Usurps Russia as the dominant power in the Black Sea.- Has Europe by the balls on migration. It's Erdoğan's world, you're just living in it 👑🇹🇷
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TIL São Paulo is the largest majority-white city on earth.
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LMAO, the leader of HTS has swallowed 'Why Nations Fail' and is talking obsessively about institoooooootions as he blitzkriegs across Syria 😂
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I still think about this election from time to time. Harper literally aced everything. Canada was the only G7 country to avoid financial crisis in 2008 and avoid any taxpayer money being spent on bank bailouts. But voters were like "nah fuck him, we want the Disney prince guy".
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There really is hardly anything left of Lake Chad at this point. Shrunk by 90% since the 1960s. Strange to think that it could be gone in our lifetimes and that people in the future will scarcely believe that there used to be a lake the size of Britain in the Sahara desert.
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Had a 'diversity at work' session today:. "So Mike, any LGBT figures that inspire you?". "Yes, the homosexual Sacred Band of Thebes who outflanked and annihilated the Spartan line at the Battle of Leuctra, effectively ending Spartan hegemony over Greece for good.". "Thanks Mike.".
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Let's get this straight, Sinn Fein are in favour of a two state solution for:.-Spain.-Israel/Palestine.-France.-Canada.-Denmark. But a one state solution for:.-Ireland 🙃.
It was my great honour to represent Sinn Féin at today’s enormous Basque independence rally in Bilbao. ✊🏼
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Let's check in with the most successful British companies of the last decade. - Bet365 (gambling).- Onlyfans (pornography).- British American Tobacco (lung cancer).- BAE Systems (War)
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Some people asking why they don't have a bigger TV, as if it wouldn't be the greatest faux pas in the history of the British class system.
England, your teamwork, grit and determination were an inspiration to all of us, young and old. Congratulations to Spain. W & C
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To state the obvious these are civilisation-breaking numbers.
Net migration to UK revised up to 906,000 for year to June 2023, 166,000 more than previously thought
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MOT-ing your car every year is one of the quiet tyrannies of modern Britain. Nowhere else does it; Germany it's every 2 years, Australia only when you sell the car, most of the US it doesn't exist. Screws up a day of annual leave. Always fails for some reason and get fleeced. .
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- Massively cut black & brown immigration.- Massively increased white immigration.- Only major Western leader not to take large numbers of Syrians in 2015.- Demolished Calais jungle, built wall around Eurotunnel, ended lorry stowaways.- No small boats. Was David Cameron based? 🤔
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Armenia is like a legendary difficulty faction. You're a tiny, poor, landlocked country, surrounded by mortal enemies far more powerful than you. Your only ally is Russia, and relations with them are strained. Your only soft power asset is the Kardashians. Good luck.
BREAKING:. The Armenian Army is moving toward the border with Azerbaijan. The Azeri Army is conducting large military exercises and the Armenians claim it could be a cover for planned military aggression. The situation is very tense in the Caucasus
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"This boomer slop isn't working, these quarterly figures are awful. Anyone got any ideas?". "Deploy the tits.".
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"I came here to drink milk and build inclusive institutions, and I've just finished my milk."
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Man who was leader of Scottish nationalism until 3 months ago says he might leave Scotland and go to live in Pakistan. Oh, ok then.
Humza Yousaf says he could leave Scotland with his family due to 'Islamophobic'.
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Anyone remember this? He acted incredibly strange that whole night.
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If I was a PR consultant to a middle-income country, say Kazakhstan, I would tell them to divert stupidly vast resources into building the fastest and shiniest railways possible. People just love that shit. Absolutely lap it up. The world will assume you're basically Switzerland.
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In the German city of Flensburg the largest party on the city council is a Danish nationalist party. Interesting remnant of the Schleswig–Holstein question.
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Northern Ireland 1972 (deadliest year of Troubles):.Population: 1,539,000.Homicides: 479.Homicides per 100,000: 31. Philadelphia 2022 (7th deadliest US city over 300k):.Population: 1,576,251.Homicides: 516.Homicides per 100,000: 33.
It's wild how violent Chicago is. America's third city regularly has years where it records more murders than the entire UK. No matter how bad things get here it's worth remembering that the new world is on another planet when it comes to violence.
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The opposite end of the spectrum to this is probably Israel: the poorest looking rich country. Drop yourself at random in street view there and most of what you see looks like Baghdad. Yet its richer than the UK (Poor People's Parity copecels incoming).
Remembering visiting Azerbaijan for the first time and arriving into Baku from the airport and being really impressed - the city feels almost set up to wow dignitaries and businessmen flying in and out on short trips. The road from the airport to the city centre is adorned with
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Cameron's plan was to import the whole of Eastern Europe and turn the UK into a 250 million strong Anglo-Slavic hyperpower that sat atop a fortress EU. It was Anglofuturism all right, we just didn't realise it 😔.
- Massively cut black & brown immigration.- Massively increased white immigration.- Only major Western leader not to take large numbers of Syrians in 2015.- Demolished Calais jungle, built wall around Eurotunnel, ended lorry stowaways.- No small boats. Was David Cameron based? 🤔
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It's striking how Austria has basically no contemporary or low culture. What's Austria known for culturally? Classical music, opera, fine art, and a monarchy & empire that ended 100+yrs ago. But what has modern Austria produced? Ski resorts? The setting for an American musical?.
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I'm done with boomers:. - Retirement age to 70, then ↑ with life exp.- Means test like Australia, no opt-out from work pension.- Scrap triple lock, tie to avg earnings.- Pay tax & NI on all their pension.- Docked if emigrate.- Scrap free transport, eye tests, TV, fuel allowance.
'Why do you hate pensioners?' . @loosewomen panellist Janet Street Porter asks the PM, saying 'pensioners have come out worse under the Tories'. @RishiSunak insists 'I care deeply about pensioners'
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If you start hearing the weather forecast in Spanish you know they're about to enter administration.
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Two things that were predicted with near certainty in the 1990s:. - Quebec would become independent.- Australia would become a Republic. Now they're both complete memes. Never assume the future is fixed.
After what has been a lengthy campaign by The Australian Monarchist League, The Prime Minister has abolished the Ministry for the Republic. This is not just a win for monarchists but for the taxpayer and for democracy. Official statement to follow. #VoteNoRepublic #Democracy
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Interwar Britain was an absolute juggernaut. The stats on housebuilding (350,000+ in mid 30s), electrification (6% of homes in 1919 to 66% in 1939), as well as in industry and infrastructure are insane. A fascinating and often overlooked period of British history.
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I remember that a huge theme on the right circa 2005-2016 was the fear that Muslims in the West would form Islamist parties and steadily take over legislatures until they could implement nationwide Sharia law. Well, we now have plenty of Muslim lawmakers. and they're all woke.
All four Muslim members of the Scottish Parliament - Kaukab Stewart, Foysol Choudhury, Anas Sarwar and Humza Yousaf - have voted for law which will make it easier for people who want to change their legal gender.
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"It was incredible. The Thebans concentrated their forces on the left, opposite the elite Spartan right. The Sacred Band, 150 pairs of male lovers, broke through and pivoted to roll up the Spartan main line. Essentially, it was annihilation via envelopment.". -. "I'm non-binary."
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Please stand for the anthem of Sultan Erdoğan the Magnificent
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A striking feature of Britain's huge immigration wave of 2022- is how we're getting large numbers from completely new source regions:. - Central Asia.- Latin America.- Albania.- Ukraine.- Vietnam. Non-EU. Non-Commonwealth. Little to no historical connection. Something very new.
🇻🇳 Vietnamese nationals are now the largest group crossing illegally on small boats to the UK. @CordeliaSkyNews has been to rural central Vietnam to track down the people smugglers driving the surge 👇.
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It's noticeable how in towns with steep hills (e.g. Bristol, Malvern) you see significantly more women with nice legs and arses than average. Makes sense I guess. Just something to bear in mind.
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I've been thinking about Pat Buchanan's 'culture war' speech a lot recently, especially this part.
Really struggling to understand how we’ve reached a stage where kids running amok in Oxford Street, looting, harassing and going toe-to-toe with (largely ineffective) police has become an occurrence not even considered to be newsworthy in London.
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>be region.>was part of larger nation to the east.>90%+ speak larger nation's language.>transferred after WW2 to other part of Union state, but ok as all part of same jurisdiction. >jurisdiction separates in 1990s.>suffers under new language laws.>be Monmouthshire. pic unrelated
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I told someone when this incident broke that as soon as the Marine found out the homeless guy had died he should have been driving to the airport to get a flight to a country that doesn't have an extradition treaty with the US. All so predictable. Now he's fucked.
Ex-US Marine Daniel Penny to be charged with manslaughter after homeless man Jordan Neely choked to death on New York subway
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The actor Sir Michael Caine has only 28 likes, this is one of them
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Inshallah, we will see this day
After stopping the Winter Fuel allowance, columnist Charles Amos says Labour should also "take bus passes off pensioners". James Whale: "What the flipping heck is wrong with you? Why do you hate old people?". @THEJamesWhale @virtualash
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General Charles Gordon's last appeal to the Mahdist mob as they storm Khartoum, 26 January 1885. Newly restored footage, colourised.
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Right wingers used to laugh about students 'wasting' their money on 'useless' degrees like gender studies. But today equality & diversity is the fastest growing area of employment in the UK, commanding colossal salaries, all mandated by equality law. Who's laughing now?.
💥🚨Massive job Klaxon🚨💥. We have a new role going at @wellcometrust . ✨Chief Equity, Diversity and Inclusion Officer✨. This role will sit on our Executive Leadership Team to help drive our EDI strategy. £211,500K .Apply by 5th Mar. Please retweet.
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- Be the only PM since WWII to quite plausibly leave the country with a higher %white population than when he took office. - Everyone thinks he's a dripping wet liberal on immigration. How did he do this?
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"Tories and their banker mates jetting off this winter to Costa Brava, Costa Rica. ". "Meanwhile we'll be stuck with Costa Livin.". *Audience applauds*
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British Asians must be one of the least physically fit populations on earth. - Almost all urban, no culture of long walks/dog walking, cycling.- No interest in sport except cricket (least strenuous sport?).- Very few in blue collar/manual labour.- Carb heavy diet (rice, bead)
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Pretty soon every shop in Britain will be an 'American Candy store', 'Turkish Barber', or 'Hand Car Wash'. The gangsterification of the high street. Our future looks more and more like 90s Russia.
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- No policies.- No debates.- Laziest, most vapid leadership campaign in history. - Romps to victory with the boomer membership.
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The EU made a huge mistake putting its capital in Brussels. It's the weirdest city in the weirdest country in Europe. Postmodern, dysfunctionally multicultural. No history of hard power. It's rubbed off on the whole EU project. Vienna, Paris, or Rome would've been much better.
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@cammyclare Japan having a GDP/capita just 62% of Mississippi's breaks people's brains because they see the later with its almost 40% black population and near total absence of public transport and think "this doesn't compute with what my image of wealth looks like, it can't be true".
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- Makes concession speech before any votes are counted. - Says there could be a 2nd referendum.- Says he won't quit as leader.- Leave wins, makes dreadful victory speech.- Quits as leader.- Briefly blames his strange behaviour that night on 'depression'.- Never mentions it again.
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If Brexit has had one tangible benefit so far it's that it's killed the twee, Paddington Bear image of Britain abroad. Now we're this slightly dark and sinister country, even a nascent Großbritannien Reich to some of the more excitable types. Feels much better.
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It's almost as if Celtic Nationalists are just anti-Western Marxist Third-Worldists 🤔.
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A fact that doesn't fit with my mental picture of British politics:. Theresa May in 2017 won more votes than Tony Blair in 1997.
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One of my most reactionary opinions is that elocution lessons should be on the national curriculum. Vast swathes of the population these days essentially have speech impediments. Lisps, monotones, vocal fry, Ben Shapiro style messed up cadence. You hear it everywhere.
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Irish politics is just people accusing each other of being undercover Brits. Absolute schizo nation.
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British capitalism trying to not be comically evil challenge (impossible).
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I see some on Anglo twitter thirsting after Meds and Latinas, mf just drive over the Severn Bridge we got our own.
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I wonder what would happen if the Crown Dependencies and BOTs abolished all immigration controls on people from the UK (just as there are no controls going the other way). How many people would take the offer of moving somewhere British but not run by the British government?
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It's striking how US hispanics have basically zero cultural reach beyond America, in stark contrast to African Americans. I was astonished to discover that Chicago has more hispanics than blacks. I'd bet the average non-American pictures Chicago as 50% white and 50% black.
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We retired our Harriers in 2010 while the Americans/Italians/Spanish are keeping them until 2030. We threw away 20 years of useful capability and fleet size.
The amazing Harrier - still achieving air-air kills. 🇺🇸USMC AV-8B Harrier IIs operating from USS Baatan have been shooting down Houthi drones in the Red Sea, including one pilot 'ace' with 7 recorded kills. H/T @Osinttechnical
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De Gaulle's salvaging of 20th century France was incredible. From:.- 1917 army mutinies.- Rapid defeat and surrender in 1940.- Humiliation in Suez. To having by 1960:.- Slightly more than pre-1870 Metropolitan France as a unitary state.- Fully sovereign nukes.- Perm seat on UNSC
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This sort of thing is always interesting in how it illustrates stated vs revealed preferences:. - Stated: "Oh I'd love to move to this cute little Euro country of ~5 million that has this or that charming quirk.". - Revealed: 90% of people move to Germany or UK.
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Finally found the meme I was looking for to go with the original tweet. Hits right in the feels.
There's something very depressing about being born mid-late 90s, in terms of being just too young to be aware and appreciative of living in the final afterglow of a serious country. My entire conscious lifetime has been witnessing every British institution become a complete joke.
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Segregation in Dewsbury is staggering. The river Calder runs through the town. On the west bank the population is 1.3% White British, while on the east bank it's 92.4%. Some wards are a bit more mixed, but the river is the great dividing line. UK's version of 8 Mile in Detroit.
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I could never get into MITHC because of the lazy silliness of the alt-history. 'Greater Nazi Reich', I mean come on. 'Nazi' was a pejorative term used by the Allies, and if occupied France wasn't part of the Reich then the USA sure as hell wouldn't have been.
The Man in the High Castle map is so boring. Why not throw in Italian occupied Gulf States or Ustaše Maine. Have Thialand have a small colony in Oregon. Something more interesting than just divide it at the Rockies.
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Interesting how even in Switzerland politics divides firmly on ethnic lines. A strong sign that it's probably unavoidable in any multi-ethnic society. Does LKY ever miss?.
Switzerland: in the recent national parliament election held on 22 October, the right-wing UDC/SVP (~RE) won most of the German-majority regions, while the centre-left PS/SP (S&D) won more of the Francophone-majority regions. In Italian-speaking Ticino, the liberal PLR/FDP (RE)
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80 years ago today Ulster Protestants liberated the Vatican 🫡🇬🇧.
80 years ago today Pope Pius XII thanked the 38 Irish Brigade for liberating the Vatican. Follow us as we commemorate this event. But first check out this amazing film from Pathe. @FCDOGovUK @irishbrigadeww
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- Be New Zealand.- RNZAF's Skyhawks need replacing.- US offers 'deal of the century': 28 nearly new F16s, upgraded, + training, weapons & spares incl. - All for $8m/yr.- Labour elected in 1999.- They reject deal and scrap Skyhawks and trainers.- NZ has had no fighters since. 🙃
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It's interesting how Scotland makes so little effort to leverage its diaspora. -Plurality of Canadian PMs. -Several Aussie PMs. -Previous (and favourite to be next) US president is a 2nd generation Scottish immigrant. -Most famous woman in the world is proudly Scottish American.
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Honestly, I don't think immigration numbers actually matter per se. It's all about quality. If the 1.2 million immigrants to Britain last year were all skilled Scandinavians with clean criminal records, I don't think anyone would give a shit, or even particularly notice.
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I was intrigued as to what this small island of 92.5% White British was in the middle of a sea of Asians in Blackburn. Areas around it range from 0.8% - 17.6% White British. Turns out it's an estate of tower blocks called St Michaels Court.
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But. but. the heckin epic gangsterinos! They were sticking it to the man! The cool Godfather guys! The based Sopranos! The swag alphas in Peaky Blinders! I thought everyone loved those guys, what's happening!?.
VIDEO. People clapping and cheering Carabinieri police in the streets of Palermo after the arrest of Italy's top mafia boss Matteo Messina Denaro after 30 years on the run - @repubblica
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I admit it. I've learned to stop worrying and love London. - Most right wing UK city.- Carries the nation's economy.- No victimhood mentality.- Unique concentration of elite/high culture.- The 'diversity' is less toxic than in provincial cities.- Still builds stuff (Crossrail)
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I hate the increasing 'localisation' of general elections. "So and so hasn't spent every day of their life here (Bumfuck Nowhere North West), how can they represent us?". "I'm standing for the national legislature, but I only talk about bins. Local council? What about it?"
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@x3notrope 2015 Cameron was GOAT tier. Easily the best leader in the West at the time. People forget HOW MUCH PRESSURE he was under when Merkel opened the floodgates and every other major country cucked. He stood firm and accepted an absolute token number in the end.
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I constantly see this meme on here that British people are emigrating in large numbers, when in fact:. - Emigration of British citizens has collapsed over the last decade to historic lows. - Only 16% of people emigrating from the UK each year are actually British citizens.
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Are you ready to perish in the doomsday cloud of Atomic Albion?
The UK government on why British submarine forces have no safeguards preventing unauthorised launching of their nuclear weapons: ‘idk I guess we’re just built different’. (Also: how do you prevent nukes from falling into the wrong hands? UK answer: use a bike lock.)
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This is peak Daniel Hannan. How does he even come up with takes like this?. Today, I think a *throws dart* West-hating Taliban supporter should be *spins wheel* chancellor of Oxford University. Fucking twat.
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Did they make the right choice?. Austria has no modern cultural exports. Zero hard power projection. Nothing of any real importance happens there, and likely never will. But it's beautiful and pleasant. Like a butterfly trapped in amber. I can't judge.
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Underdiscussed aspect of Trump is how he doesn't completely conform to the modern Western (really Anglo) expectations of how a heterosexual man should speak about other men. He has elements of an older, more Mediterranean, attitude to these things.
President elect Trump on Prince William: . “I had a great talk with the prince. He’s a good-looking guy. He looked really, very handsome last night. Some people look better in person? He looked great. He looked really nice, and I told him that.”.
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"The grey squirrels already have 26 parks. We simply want our 6 parks to remain orange parks for orange squirrels. One squirrel one vote? No, I'm afraid not."
DUP MP says grey squirrels are 'Hamas of squirrel world.'.
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If you haven't worked it out yet, Farage and Lowe are doing a 'good cop/bad cop' routine to manage Reform's expanding coalition. Farage the 'happy warrior' tacking to the centre, and Lowe the stone-faced hardliner. Their actual views (assisted dying aside) are identical.
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