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Citys ‘random’ cup draws this season:
Carabao Cup:
Oxford Utd
Fulham H
Leicester
Burton Albion
Chelsea (final)
FA Cup:
Rotherham H
Burnley H
Newport County
Swansea
Brighton
Champions League:
Lyon
Shakhtar
Hoffenheim
Schalke
Tottenham
What an achievement so far 👏👏
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Interesting that we had to have a 30 minute forensic review of Pogba tickling Neves shin pads but when this challenge was made on Bruno we didn’t hear so much as a peep about it..Nice and balanced as always
@SkySports
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Anfield is the only place where you can dive without any contact whatsoever and routinely get given penalty’s. As long as you’re the home team of course.
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Everything modern day Manchester Utd lacks. What a leader and player he was.
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Only Manchester Utd could concede their 5th injury time pen of the month in a manner whereby the handball law was totally changed from 24 hours ago and Still somehow be accused of having the officials on their side. Truly mind blowing what we did to these peoples childhoods 😂
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Graeme Souness really came out of Punditry retirement fully expecting to bask in the glory of his beloved Liverpool winning against us at OT. Instead he got front row tickets to watch them lose in the most painful way possible! You gotta love the footballing gods sometimes 🤣🤣
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Manchester United are utterly incompetent at selling players, Chelsea are able to get 30 million for Kurt friggin Zouma from the same club we can’t even get 25 million for Lingard..? How?
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Roy Keane “Pep Guardiola came in at City spent 200 million and won nothing, end of that season he went to his board and said i need FOUR new defenders, not one, Four. And they backed him. Mourinho is criticised for wanting one” 👍👏
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To put some context to this, during that 98/99 season Manchester United in Europe alone faced Bayern Munich (3 times), Barcelona (twice), Inter Milan (twice) and Juventus (twice). Without losing any of those matches. Don’t ever compare second rate clubs to that side again.
Losses in all competitions:
Man Utd in 1998-99 – 4
Liverpool in 2019-20 – 5*
Arsenal in 2003-04 – 6
Chelsea in 2004-05 – 6
Man City in 2017-18 – 7
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Van de Beeks agent has every right to be fuming tbh. As does the player himself. Manchester Utd have a visible problem in centre midfield. We spent 40 million on a player who apparently in Solskjaer’s eyes is worse than Fred, Mctominay and a 76 year old Matic. It’s a nonsense.
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@talkSPORT
Yeah I’m sure he’s absolutly terrified about defending in a league where Chris Wood and Danny Ings regularly get double figures. Hes only been facing the likes of Messi, Suarez, Neymar, Griezmann, Felix, Villa, Sanchez, Pedro Iniesta, etc for the last 10 years.
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UEFA?
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Paul Pogba and Anthony Martial after they lose the ball and put the Manchester Utd defence under pressure.
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Mourinho’s won 3 trophies sits 2nd in the league with 10 wins in 13 and yet hes taking more criticism than trophyless 1 win in 10 Klopp 😂😂
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This man deserved so much better, absolutely disgusting how many people ran him out of the club to fangirl over that poisonous little prick Pogba who couldn’t give a shit about Manchester Utd. You should be ashamed.
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One of the most accurate descriptions of Paul Pogba I’ve ever read.
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Arjen Robben announces his retirement so Bayern Munich go and put 80 million on the table for Nicholas Pepe 3 months before the season even finishes. sorting out their Right wing issues before they even start whilst Manchester Utd still haven’t replaced Nani...
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@kwandsssss
Gary’s won 8 Premier league titles, he knows what it takes to win the league and he also knows bottlers when he sees them.
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Comparing Solskjaer and Mourinhos first 100 Games in charge of Manchester Utd Thread.
Goals scored:
Solskjaer - 181
Mourinho - 180
Goals conceded:
Solskajer - 100
Mourinho - 70
Games won:
Solskjaer - 55
Mourinho - 62
Games lost:
Solskjaer - 24
Mourinho - 15
Cont.
#MUFC
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Look at 37 year old Ronaldo sprinting back pushing 25 year old “loves and gets the club” Scott Mctominay out of the way to do his job and win the ball.
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Carragher nailed it right here tbh. Every word here is and was absolutely spot on. 👍👏
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Wenger in = 6th
Wenger out = 6th
Hire Emery = 6th
EMeRy rEvOlUtIoN = 6th
“We’ve got our Arsenal back” = 6th
Play Ozil = 6th
Bench Ozil = 6th
Lacazette madness = 6th
Aubameyang PL top scorer = 6th
22 unbeaten FC = 6th
Watch Utd down tools for 6 months = 6th
Arsenal FC = ❤️ 6th 👍
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@AnfieldEdition
Why? Varane is 10x the player Konate is. Just because he plays in a worse team doesn’t make him a worse player. There’s a reason Varane spent a decade at the most successful club side in world football and starts every game for France.
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Liverpool won the champions league with a midfield of Henderson, Wijnaldum and Fabinho. No egos, no mercenaries, no stars. Don’t give me this crap we can’t replace Pogba.
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If Ole Gunnar Solskjaer had no previous affiliation to Manchester Utd not one fan would think he’d done a good job. Not one.
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@StoolFootball
Gabriel and Saliba is a joke btw even banter aside. Zinchenko is amusing too. Botman, Varane and Shaw have all been visibly better than those 3. Most doing it and not playing one game a week either.
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Ten Hag’s first summer and we’re after technical ballers like De Jong, Eriksen and Antony. Ole’s first summer we were after shite like Daniel James, Sean Longstaff, Wan-Bissaka and the worlds most expensive fridge. Worlds apart.
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Wolves manager sent off for running on the pitch to celebrate a late winner? Hold on a minute everything was absolutely fine about doing that when Klopp did it against Everton at Anfield?? 🤔
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Keep singing Ole’s at the wheel guys, 5 years without a trophy in May, closing in on 10 years without a single title challenge, 13 years since our last Champions league win. But keep singing for mediocrity and celebrating failure, you’re doing a great job 👍👏
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Carvajal - Varane - Ramos - Marcelo
Modric - Casemiro - Kroos
Bale/Isco - Benzema - Ronaldo
Zidane finished 17 points behind a title winner in the Spanish league with this team...yet you think hes doing anything with our lot in the Prem!? 😂😂
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@UtdPlug
Mans been here 5 months and already realised he spent a decade in a farmers league.
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Pogba was the virus, at least we can all see that now. Jose was right about Shaw, he was right about Martial, he was right about Rashfords best position, he was right about Woodward and the Glazers and he was right about 2nd with this squad being an incredible achievement.
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@rioferdy5
@ManUtd
Will you and the rest of the ex player brigade give him the Ole treatment or the Mourinho treatment? Because let’s not pretend you treated both the same way..
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Roy Keane is spot on as expected, “i never came off the pitch after having a bad game and thought I’ll go and blame the manager for that, Roll your sleeves up and do your own job”
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If You’re a United fan who watched this lot under Moyes, watched us under interim Giggs, watched us under the dutch philosophist and are watching us now and still think all our problems are because of 1 man then you’re mentally ill, im sorry.
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@AlexShawESPN
You really surprised? You’re talking about a club and fanbase who’s sole existence is built around their ineferiority complex with Manchester Utd. EVERYTHING they do is compared to us in some way. It’s ingrained in them the jealousy and envy. It always has been.
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The more you look at it the whole Solskjaar thing is a blatant Woodward/Glazer PR stunt. Get the fans back onside with a club favourite, quieten everyone down and continue to ignore the real issues at the club. Sad part is the majority will and already have fallen for it.
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@Carra23
Made a wholly inaccurate statement about him after 1 game, went quiet for 8 MONTHS when you couldn’t admit you were wrong whilst Martinez was superb, he has one bad half in a team capitulation and you’ve found your voice again? Pretty poor that tbh.
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@talkSPORT
“Imagine when Haaland or Nunez come up against him” 😂😂 these people really don’t watch football outside 3pm on a Saturday in England do they.
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Solskjaer said he was happy with this squad
Solskjaer said he was happy not to replace Lukaku
Solskjaer said he was happy not to replace Sanchez
Solskjaer said he was happy not to replace Herrera
Solskjaer said he was happy not to replace Fellaini
Stop absolving him of blame
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City - Pep Guardiola
Liverpool - Jurgen Klopp
Chelsea - Thomas Tuchel
Tottenham - Antonio Conte
Manchester Utd - Ole Solskjaer
Look at the utter state of that. Manchester Utd football club and we just have no standards at all.
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This Sancho kid looks alright, imagine having him as a teenager at your club, refusing to give him any minutes or show any interest in developing his talent then letting him leave for nothing so you can spend 60 million on Riyad Mahrez. Imagine the type of genius you’d have to be
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Paul Scholes “How this manager was chosen to be manager of this club i don’t and will never know” Where was this energy when we hired an ex Molde and failed Cardiff manager..?
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It’s not about defending Mourinho, some of you really just don’t get it, its about understanding that with or without Mourinho things are broken, players are not good enough and nothing will change after hes gone. We sat here 3 years ago saying the very same things about LVG.
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Roy Keane “Defensively that team is short way short, i keep hearing people say they’ve already spent money on defenders but they aren’t good enough, so go and buy some more, you’re Manchester Utd you’re a big club go act like a big club”
Breath of fresh air! 👏
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Barcelona:
Pique - World cup winner
Umtiti - World cup winner
Want to spend 70 million on potentially better players
RMadrid:
Ramos - world cup winner
Varane - world cup winner
Spent 50 million on Militao
Utd:
Smalling
Jones
Bailly
We delighted with their pRoGrEsS
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That Rashford miss is a prime example of why i have a major issue blaming anyone outside the players for this mess. How exactly does a manager legislate for absolute shit like that?? Thats ALL on the player being useless not the manager.
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@AbsoluteBruno
He outperformed him at the World Cup as well, Englands top scorer despite getting less minutes. Amazing really, Rashford was better than Martinelli and Saka combined last season and it wasn’t even close.
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@UtdPlug
Sian Massey really REALLY wanted that ruled out didn’t she…she made sure they did it.
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These the words/feelings of an ex Utd player who doesnt have an agenda to get his former team mate and close buddy the managers job. disgusting in a way when you see Berbatov who was only here a couple of years give more of a shit about us than the likes of Scholes or Rio.
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I don’t care what the excuses are or what the motives were. Giving away Romelu Lukaku to hand his position and shirt number to Anthony Martial is one of the worst calls any manager has ever made. The gap in quality between those two players today is ridiculous.
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Klopp has a rant about the referee, What do the BT pundits make of it?
Rio Ferdinand:
“Listen he’s always fun to listen to isnt he, can’t doubt his passion”
Michael Owen:
“Makes a nice change from last night doesn’t it, you come away feeling positive after hearing that”
🤷♂️🤷♂️
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Manchester City won the FA Cup by beating:
Rotheram
Newport
Burnley
Swansea
Brighton (Semi final)
Watford ( Final)
Huge congratulations tbf, imagine beating those teams having only spent 1.4 billion on football players.
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@LunihanV1
@ESPNFC
You just spent 100 million on a racist, your previous owner is a war criminal, your fans hate black people and your club idol is John Terry, I’d sit this one out if I were you pal.
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When you play to restrict Liverpool and slow the game down and come away with a goalless draw with minimal shots on goal its called a “near tactical masterclass”...Unless your name is Jose Mourinho, then its called negative anti-football that goes against football tradition 🤷♂️
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Solskjaer’s attempts at convincing Erling Haaland to join Manchester United.
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City fans spending decades claiming Sir Alex Ferguson and Manchester Utd were cheats/corrupt without any proof still to this day. Meanwhile documents revealing their club bribing european footballs governing body and threatening them come to light. I love this game!
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Don’t blame Ashley Young, Juan Mata, Bailly, Jones, Shaw etc for not being good enough. Blame the people who keep renewing their contracts, refusing to sign upgrades and tell them they ARE good enough. PSG invest money to win the CL, Utd don’t, who’s surprised we lost?
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The day Solskjaer is sacked we should declare a national holiday.
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No Mourinho, Fellaini, Lukaku or Sanchez to blame. The hipster boys all played, Martial with his saucy number 9 shirt etc. Explain to me why we lost to Bournemouth..?
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@dwright75
@jamesymc24
The whole system genuinely looks so sinister with how the ‘rules’ are implemented so differently to everyone else. You have to say it, a lot of it feels like direct cheating.
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What Paul Pogba thinks he is. What Paul Pogba actually is.
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Neves’s reaction to the potential “leg breaking tackle” he received a few seconds earlier..
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That’s fine, the issue is why was there literally NONE of this when it was us..?
This from last year……Tonight no conclusive evidence available to VAR that ball was out.
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Jose Mourinho is the only post Sir Alex Ferguson manager who either deserves an apology for his treatment, and most importantly deserves huge credit for the job he did.
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@JasonBanton
Nah my man really thinks Nottingham Forest, Bournemouth, Aston Villa, Everton, Crystal Palace, Tottenham and co came to Old Trafford and played on the half way line 🤣🤣🤣
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The obsession among Utd fans to overly hype anything and everything from the academy is just ridiculous. I swear there isn’t another club remotely close to our size who do this. Chelsea have legitimate stars in their youth teams and you dont get anything like this level of noise
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Wait what!? Jurgen Klopp thinks our injury crisis cost LIVERPOOL their rythm!? Are you for fucking real!? We lose half our team to injury inside 20 minutes and have another guy limping round the pitch the whole match and you’re moaning about it affecting your teams rythm?? 😂😂
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This is what’s called as being a professional and doing your job 👍
Jamie Vardy admits Leicester’s style of play under Claude Puel does not suit him - but the forward has vowed to do what he can to adapt to the Frenchman’s methods.
More here:
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Oxlade chamberlain left Regular game time at Arsenal for no games but lots of hugs and passion...elite mentality
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@TheFergusonWay
I’m still not convinced that guy even exists anywhere outside of transfer windows.
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I can’t believe the day has come to some Manchester Utd fans who’d happily toss away a cup tie against Arsenal to ‘rest’ players for a home game 4 days later against Burnley of all teams. Shocking mentality.
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6 months later:
Naby Keita:
Appearances 23
Goals = 0
Assists = 0
Paul Pogba
Appearances 27
Goals = 11
Assists = 9
And thats with Pogba not even caring for most of it!
Perhaps you should change your @ to Alcoholic? Be a more accurate description 👍
Keïta is everything that United fans thought they were getting with Pogba.
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Came across this on a Utd forum and how bang on is this! ppl forget just how easy Pep has it at City. When you actually compare what JM has by comparison it’s actually ridiculous. As he says our club wont even give Jose a RW at all, Pep is stockpiling them at over 100 million!
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@centredevils
My manager. Ole would still be giggling and wanking himself off at an academy player scoring one of our goals.
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@WelBeast
Chelsea are money laundering and it will be exposed at some point. Not a chance anything they’re doing is within FFP laws. Cheating worse than City or PSG ever did.
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@CursedFootball
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5 wins 4 draws 1 defeat and a postponement. Not brilliant, not exactly the end of the world either.
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@fcbzmx0
@UtdPlug
@fansjavimiguel
@ManagingBarca
You’re not facing those bums from Elche and Cadiz to stat pad this time fella.
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@yaboybradavies
@JamieMoss1980
Be fair, he wasn’t alive back then so you can’t expect him to know these things.
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@UtdPlug
@DominicKing_DM
Please explore harder! Just take him, I don’t even care if it’s for free just get him out of my sight.
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@piersmorgan
You don’t get jobs at the top end of football for being a “thoroughly decent fella” or you shouldn’t do anyway, it’s not a popularity contest.
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@CFCMod_
Our ambition is unmatched - 10th
Enzo is the truth - 10th
100 million on Mudryk - 10th
We bought Brighton - 10th
£600 million spent in 6 months - 10th
1736 players signed Boehly madness - still 10th…
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Tomorrow evening Old Trafford is going to unveil a banner to THANK a man for putting us 10th in the league in December having spent 500 million to do so. What a time to be alive.
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Of course he is, he’s playing every week. No elite level manager would do so. He’d be a squad player at best like he was under the last regime. Im sure Andreas Periera, Jesse Lingard, Juan Mata, Luke Shaw, Rashford etc all want Solskjaer to stay too.
EXCLUSIVE: Scott McTominay pleads with Man Utd board to show patience in Ole Gunnar Solskjaer |
@DiscoMirror
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