@IsabelOakeshott @reformparty_uk Stopping flights is a bit Labour-y

@fesshole Why

@Aichmophobial7 Just making things up

@Mattisamazing33 @TheMrLoophole Pontybodkin sounds suspiciously Welsh and therefore suspiciously 20mph

@Mattisamazing33 Who has fingers that short

@benonwine It’s simply against the laws of nature, physics, the universe to find a more inept shower of people in government than the current set, so I’d say he’s he’d be ok.

@IWoosey Good to hear.

@cjsnowdon Dry January lmao

@BellaWallerstei Intellectually brilliant how? Hes demonstrably, consistently wrong about almost everything and fails to learn from this. The opposite of intellectual brilliance.

@JuliaHB1 @TheSun Can’t see much to celebrate, they’ve made an absolute pigs ear of it.

@KatTimpf Did he say ‘I’ve got an ingrown nail and it hurts way more than giving birth’ or have I missed your point

@TruebornAnglo @KeithWoodsYT Do you really walk round in a suit of armour

@someguy96312 @ImperialBriton @ClarkeMicah Try looking on the search engine of your choice, there are many studies linking marijuana use with psychosis and schizophrenia.

@Leo_Iam_535 Bristol is already a complete tip

@Emma_A_Webb I think he’s probably awake half the night wondering how much longer he can get away with saying things no normal person actually believes

@AdamLuxon @aero_jacko @LBwn3 @JonathanPieNews Just to clarify, you think it’s ok for politicians to lie as long as it’s not a manifesto pledge?

@toadmeister It looks like he’s nailed a shipping container to the side of his house

@Goosey30111568 To be fair that company has been circling the drain for years. Not that this is in any way a good thing, but it has been run very poorly. The stores are dreadful to shop in.

@BladeoftheS The government wouldn’t and couldn’t do that.