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@Huskers 🌽 • @UNC_Basketball 🐏 • @DaveMatthewsBnd • Hot take enthusiast • Anti-REPLY ALL • Always Workin' • I make my decisions on the back end

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It me
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just a mexican with an internet connection
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@StarWarsGCWF @gregory200z My goodness that was a polite exchange.
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@RichardGrenell Dude, you are so fucking weird.
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@NateSilver538 Damn dude, it's actually kind sad how your reputation completely fell off a cliff.
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@NFLonCBS @AdamArchuleta Nix: I'm gonna try throwing into triple coverage Broncos fans: Masterful gambit, sir.
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@RexHuppke Can't treat these next few months like that though. Much better to have a mindset that it's a dead heat.
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@KamalaHQ I'm a suburban male and I care about abortion rights, so I can absolutely guarantee you that suburban women care about them. But, by all mean, please go on believing that they don't. Masterful gambit, sir.
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@Aurion1Lloyd @gothspiderbitch That's a horribly pessimistic way to view the human mind. People learn and grow from their mistakes all the time. Even you can, if you want it badly enough.
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@JohnHRuiz Stand back, everyone. John H. Ruiz, CEO LifeWallet, attorney at law, and subscribers of Twitter Blue, is here to set things straight.
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@3YearLetterman @Constipation_ @CandaceOwensPod Kurt Olbermann had FSU going all the way this year.
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@Elex_Michaelson In a few months you can call him Vice President.
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@USA_Polling Lmao, they're delusional. People love Tim Walz. He's great,
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@Brett_McMurphy @dannykanell And then point and laugh at him for being a massive tool.
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@todd_clemmer @gmraynor It's not funny. It's just sad. It's the classic case of someone pointing out that someone is wrong, and, realizing that they have no other recourse, they resort to personal attacks. Dabo looks more and more childish the longer he continues this pointless tirade.
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@petermaverick3 @Brett_McMurphy @ActionNetworkHQ Twitter is a professional setting? 🤔😂🤡
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@3YearLetterman I love when @3YearLetterman veers into the semi-real/out of character territory.
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@acetomatoco @nytmike @ktbenner The headline is more damning as is. Buying hookers just proves the Gaetz is a hypocrite. However, if provided gifts, travel, etc. on the taxpayer's dime, then he's in deeper shit. And if it turns out any of the girls were underage, then he's turbofucked.
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@WUTangKids Nah, but those Chuck's actually look pretty sweet with that outfit.
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@MikeJudge @paramountplus When is King of the Hill coming back?!
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@TDISportsClips Just an absolute all time sports rant. The perfect crescendo, followed by one of the most memorable lines ever.
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@3YearLetterman Elon never lettered in shit.
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@rcb05 The size of that "INVITATIONAL TOURNAMENT" typeface has me on the floor. 😂🤣
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@Deadspin Who do I contact to submit a nominee for worst headline of 2020?
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@TotalToughScene @dog_rates Only thing this dog has been convicted of, is being a boss.
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@_juicyanna @ms_rabbit23 @queenveej You're asking the shopper to do something that they are not tasked with doing, and would not receive additional compensation for if actually done. You punishing that shopper for doing what is expected of them, which is entirely unreasonable. Grow tf up.
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@shaun_obanion Detroying the business that charges $20 for a medium popcorn and soda? Forgive me, but my tear ducts seem to be malfucntioning. 😂
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@edsbs Straight outta the Rob Lowe playbook.
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@SethDavisHoops The fact that you're making excuses for an asshole crybaby like Allen is pathetic. Great career? He made a career out of embarassing himself, Coach K, and Duke. Every time he encountered adversity, he pouted like a kid. He didn't perservere, he didn't grow up, he didn't change.
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@LNKScanner Great job, @Lincoln_Police . You really took care of those criminals. I can sleep tonight knowing that this dangerous threat has been eliminated. 🙄🤡
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@TRAPTOFFICIAL @ThyArtIsMemes A 19% gain on 4 listeners is 0.76 listeners. CoNgRaTs On TeH sIcK gAiNs!
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@diegokmp @3YearLetterman @elonmusk The USA is responsible for spreading democracy to every free country in the world, but none are still as free as the oldest and greatest country in the world, the United States of America. Maybe do some research.
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@bluetigers9 @RedditCFB Optimistic ≠ Responsible
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@ChefReactions If I can customize a burger on a restaurant's app, I always add extra tomato.
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@M_Vernon @michaelbruntz *record scratch* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up here.
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@PallaviGunalan I believe Zack de la Rocha said it best: What better place than here? What better time than now?
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@NebraskaMegan There may not be a more sure sign that you're on the right path, than earning the ire of Jordan Peterson.
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@dannykanell "No matter your politics" You're a clown. 😂🤡
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@POTUS @WhiteHouse Carrier laid off 300 Americans this week.
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@weinercob @libsoftiktok If your god was real, he would applaud a child being taught tolerance and respect. Which, coincidentally, your god would you encourage you to study.
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@BigTenNetwork Lol, whoever made this just looked up chain restaurants and called it good. Didn't even try. 😂
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@907bis @YungAndHoly @BuzzFeedNews Don't try and reason with a bigoted, close-minded individual. They have no interest in a discussion based on logic and reason.
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@RedditCFB Best team to play in Memorial Stadium in nearly two decades. #GBR 🔴🌽🏐
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@NancyMace Alternate tweet: Here's me at the border not accomplishing a damn thing.
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@iAmTheWarax @Augustus1772 @politicalmath It's a 24/7 victim mentality, man. They're conditioned to think they're being oppressed, victimized, and attacked no matter the situation. Silver spoon trust fund Chads like Vance have never felt that in their lives. Except that time the couch said no. 😂
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@jrpsaki @BarackObama I'm just gonna keep sitting here and let her cook!
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@SpringFBZone UFL got it right, too. Let them play football.
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@AAC0519 @gabjoh2 @CoreyCiorciari @davidfrum So demanding accuracy, honesty, and truth, which Trump has an extensive track record of bending or downright avoiding, is now equated with griping? Who'd have thought that a day would come where we'd have to gripe for the truth?
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@3YearLetterman Walked right past that recycle bin too, didn't you? Legendary.
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@bethbourdon Why fear it if there was nothing to be fearful of? I got mine today and chuckled because of how long ago I received my last stimulus payment, but there was no fear.
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@bigjackash Tell me you never lettered in shit without telling me you never lettered in shit.
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@WUTangKids Staged as hell, but still oh so on point.
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@omaha_scanner I dunno, all I see is consistent performance. Gotta love that in an employee.
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@1492Daniel How many payments do you have left on your financed waterbed?
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@3YearLetterman Dunk on 'em, Coach L.
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@FlagsMashupBot Oh *cough* Canada
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@Brett_McMurphy @denverpost @SeanKeeler Coach Prima Donna is nothing more than a petulant child who whines and bitches when people criticize him.
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@3YearLetterman As a Nebraska fan, did it have to be from the top rope, Coach? 😭
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@BIG215FLY @libsoftiktok I absolutely love and adore that this threatens you. ♥️
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@danpfeiffer Pfft, c'mon. Next you're gonna tell me I that my Reddit karma doesn't actually have any value.
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@LionsDetroitFan @Lions "What?! Consequences to my actions?!"
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@GoodmanHoops Juwan Howard also got the Michigan job and Jerry Stackhouse got Vanderbilt, but go off, I guess. 🙄
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@OldTakesExposed To be fair, that was after they played Nebraska. We made a lot of teams look like title contenders this year.
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@WUTangKids Strawberry pretzel salad and it's the goat.
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@TerrapinHoops You've been Wilhelm Breidenbach'd!!!
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@stephnemade @_juicyanna @ms_rabbit23 @queenveej Definitely not the same. Those things can be determined simply by looking at the product. Ain't nobody got time to fondle 17 different avocados for Brenda.
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@TizzyEnt They're doing the racism again. 🤦‍♂️
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@TomFornelli That's just, like, you're opinion, man. That doesn't mean you're right.
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@chrissyteigen I still hold up my hands to see which one makes an L for left, and also remind myself that I write with my right hand.
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@JonRothstein Are we pretending that Fred Hoiberg isn't eligible or something?
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@3YearLetterman What did Andy Dalton do, coach?
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@jdcmedlock "This is control" Literally wtf? How dare they try to control those kids by ensuring they're well fed and cared for.
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@RedditCFB Just make it a single Oklahoma drill out in the parking lot, right @CoachLetterman ?
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@midwestern_ope One of the earliest lies I ever learned about religion.
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@MeninistTweet Welp, unfollowed. Don't care what side a person falls on politically, but I didn't follow to get your hot takes.
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@Nedsfeed @chrislhayes You should avoid social media. That's your responsibility.
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@katonthern @3YearLetterman @POTUS Kathy, how many DVD's do you own?
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@arikopel @LLinWood @SidneyPowell1 Get help, you are very ill.
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@LargeElyphants @ESPNCFB They didn't offer this foreign language when I was in high school.
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@Gayhooters When the waitress tells you they're all out of Ghazi wings.
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@CoachMiles And fans love a coach who always has their team's back. #Nebrasketball
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@3YearLetterman It would appear that @justinenlawson is not familiar with American history.
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@ComplexSports Ngl, I expected a much bigger cheer from the crown for a dunk of that magnitude. Then I remembered, Georgetown has been awful under Ewing, so there's nobody there.
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@cnnbrk Screw their shitty ruling. If I was Jordan Chiles, I'd fly home with the bronze medal that was rightly earned.
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@NickAdamsinUSA Future Madame President
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@HeadKekistan @yashar Criticizes Yashar for "spreading propaganda." Then proceeds to spread propaganda. 😂🤡
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@3YearLetterman Is it any coincidence that WATER and WEAK both begin with the same letter? I think not.
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@ScottPresler @MeekMill This guy thinks he knows what's best for black men. 😂🤣
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@AngelaBelcamino Have people forgotten that South Park showed a physical manifestation of the prophet Mohammed? There's isn't anyone that they won't roast, and it's hilarious.
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