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Author of ‘Football: The People’s Shame’ amongst other things (MOT)

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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Pontus didn’t matter. Ben White won’t matter. One man has changed our club. Back him and enjoy him whilst he’s here. We’re the luckiest club in world football. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
Bielsa’s system has tended to work against bottom half teams. We’ve got a run of bottom half teams coming up. Sacking him now seems like absolute madness. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Raphinha is the best player I’ve never seen at Elland Road. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
2 years
Just met Klich. He’s turned up at one of my comedy clubs. I thanked him as much as I could in about 30 seconds and then left teary eyed. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
I don’t know what to do with myself? 16 years! ITS FINALLY OVER!!! #MOT #ALAW
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Leeds United are playing a game of football and I’m not worried. Gotta treasure that feeling. Champions 🏆 #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Ben White is ace and will have a fantastic career. When he comes back to ER we’ll be on our feet applauding him.
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
1 year
Supporting a decent Championship team is a lot more fun than supporting a crap Premier League team. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
Football is all about opinions, and Bielsa has changed mine forever. It shouldn’t end this way #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Bielsa’s loyalty to players is something to behold. A lot of noise about Harrison and Alioski this week, myself included. Embarrassing and I apologise. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
@Bhafc17 I’d follow suit but let’s be honest there aren’t even 100 Brighton fans on Twitter #League2club
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
2 years
Can you imagine if Marsch starts James up front on his own and then replaces him with Roberts 👌 #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
6 years
Just wanna say thanks for all my #LUFC support. I didn't salute cause it was a shit gig. Still, marching on together regardless #ALAW
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Watching Leeds under Bielsa has gone way beyond football for me. I’m watching everything that is good about human nature vs modern football and everything it’s become. What a privilege it is to feel that way about your team. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Got pissed last night and ended up in a car park just asking passers by if they supported Leeds. Not everyone did but it was still ace. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Burnley are completely dominant in the air so Bielsa brings on two 5ft players and we keep a clean sheet. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Patrick Bamford is starting against Liverpool so make your peace with it now. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Had the pleasure of meeting the man who brought us Bielsa this morning. Genuinely a nice bloke and a @LUFC legend. #MOT #ALAW
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
It’s the championship play offs tomorrow and I almost feel sorry for all four clubs dicking about with em.
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
@PhilHay_ Perhaps downgrade training sessions to manslaughter ball
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Master class. Bielsa is God. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
Lose = relegation dog fight Draw = relegation scrap Win = probably finish 5th. Massive game #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
2 years
Bielsa agreeing to go back to a previous club is brilliant news. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
2 years
I’m blown away by Gnonto. That pace and power combined with a great touch. That break for Summerville goal! Nobody else has that in their locker in this squad. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Just a quick reminder about THE GREATEST TACKLE THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
I’ve now thought about Marcelo Bielsa on a daily basis for 730 consecutive days. #mot
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
6 years
Here’s a tune for those heading to watch #lufc today. ⁦ @SalimLamraniOff ⁩ keep up the good work pal. #mot #alaw #Bielsa
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
They. Took. A. Shit. In. Our. Dressing. Room.
@BerenCross
Beren Cross
4 years
Leeds United charged by The FA in relation to Derby County celebrations. "It is alleged the club failed to ensure its players and/or officials conducted themselves in an orderly fashion as pyrotechnic devices were used following the conclusion of the fixture." #lufc
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
6 years
World meet Joel! Born 23/2/19 x
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
@pedromustache66 @joanna_louise0 By the same logic, why honour fallen soldiers? They signed up and that’s the risk, just doing a job.
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
Shackleton is the real deal. 100%. Cresswell is as well. Next five games we’ll smash it. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
5 point gap. Unfortunately it looks like we are going to have to win some games of football to get promoted. #mot
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
@LUFC Looks like he should be signing for The Rhinos.
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Is there any other team in world football that plays songs to their own players telling them they’re falling apart? @LUFC 😂 #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
Best performance I’ve ever seen. Ref is gutted. Europe IS ON!!! #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
Weird atmosphere today, but, it made me realise something. The atmosphere under Bielsa’s tenure is better than at any other time in the last 30 years. These last 4 years are the glory days #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
If Firpo thinks he can win me over with a Leeds salute he’s absolutely right. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
2 years
Derby into the 3rd tier and it’s all because of Frank Lampard and karma for a dressing room turd.
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
5 years
FAO @LUFC fans who haven’t worked his out after 18 months. Our manager has a system and a player can’t come in with less than a weeks notice if he’s not up to speed on it. Have some fucking patience please, it’s really not that difficult to work out. #mot
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
I have thought about Marcelo Bielsa every day for 1095 consecutive days. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
Been working in a new full time role this week. Defending Kalvin Phillips online against clueless, idiotic morons. #EURO2020
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Since Bielsa came to Leeds I’ve watched less football because I don’t give a shit about any other team. Now that’s a manager. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Can’t stop thinking about the impact of Bielsa on my life and the lives of so many others. I’ve been in the studio and if we do it then I’d like your support in sending him a message to show our appreciation. Let’s get Bielsa in the charts. #MOT #getBielsainthecharts
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
All thoughts migrate to Sunday. The biggest game in football. I’ll be in the Peacock from mid day, raising a glass to the one man who’s made this fixture possible again #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
We’re back! #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
2 years
If you think Meslier SHOULD have saved that free kick then you’re Bob. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
5 years
Bielsa earns 3 mill a year @LUFC and last year he donated 3 mill to Newell Old Boys. He also paid a 200k fine himself, meaning that last season he willingly lost 200k managing #LUFC . Meanwhile you have Thomas Cook execs and Big Sam on the other end of the fair play spectrum.
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
Leeds United have a 15 year old child consistently making the match day squad and I’ve no idea if it’s incredible or disastrous #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
2 years
An absolute outrage. The atmosphere inside ER will never be the same again. #MOT
@PhilHay_
Phil Hay
2 years
BREAKING - Leeds United announce that Marcelo Bielsa has left the club. #lufc
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Micky P Kerr
4 years
Brentford really need to fuck off OR we just need to win 4 games. I’m having about 63 heart attacks a day so I probably won’t make it anyway. #MOT
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Micky P Kerr
2 years
I organised a gig in Wetherby so me n Jon Richardson could potentially perform to some Leeds players. I made sure it was on a Thursday so Leeds definitely wouldn’t be playing. It’s tonight. #MOT
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Micky P Kerr
2 years
For those who still believed, 5th is now mathematically impossible for Leeds United #gutted #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
6 years
Tonight is the big final of #BGT2018 . Mega excited and proud to be involved. And yes, of course I've asked for a choir.
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
Alioski is in Year 9 and we fucking love it. #ALAW
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
5 years
Felt depressed today so I went and bought a bucket #InBielsaWeTrust #mot
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Remember when we conceded 8 goals in 2 games and some Leeds fans completely lost their shit? Get a fucking grip. It’ll happen again and when it does back the team. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
2 wins on the bounce. All we need to do is maintain this form till the end of the season and 76 points should be enough for 4th. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
In Bielsa we trust. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
I haven’t been this hung over since yesterday.
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Kiko still has a small smattering of idiots who think he should be in the team. This game is a reminder of how wank he really is. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
There were honestly morons calling for Bielsa to be sacked at one stage this season...
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
Waiting too watch your team win on MOTD is one of life’s greatest pleasures.
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Someone just messaged me and suggested that I do Rocketman by Elton John but call it ‘Bucket Man’ instead. Thanks mate, I’ll look into it 👍🏻 #MOT
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Micky P Kerr
3 years
Win, lose or draw - Bielsa is God #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
👉Meslier is the world’s best keeper. 👉Bamford is the most clinical striker in the PL. 👉Jack Harrison has the best final ball ever. 👉Klich is probably the best midfielder in the league alongside Phillips. United. Are. Back. #MOT
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Micky P Kerr
4 years
I’m still absolutely buzzing from yesterday. That performance completely exceeded my expectations and Jack Harrison is the greatest player I’ve ever seen. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
I can’t even begin to imagine 2020 without Bielsa. In Him we trust. On and On. #MOT
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Micky P Kerr
2 years
Last night, the venue let me watch all 98 minutes of the @LUFC come back. At the final whistle I ran down stairs, going mental etc and then a patient audience exploded with cheers because they reacted to my insane entrance. Best moment of my life. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
6 years
Sore head this morning. Cheers for all the support with regards to #BGT2018 . Definitely a below par performance from me in the final but as always - I blame the crowd.
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Micky P Kerr
3 years
Would be great to see Leeds fans actually back Bielsa and the players that have done so much for us. No more players needed, just loyalty to a special team #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
#ManchesterUnited have spent a fortune and they’re rubbish. @LUFC have Marcelo Bielsa as head coach. This is all so beautiful #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Champions BBQ? Yes please #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
5 years
Mad seeing that even journalists seem to be throwing in the towel. Here’s some perspective. We’re 2nd in the league. It’s not that bad. We’re apparently also close to signing 2 or perhaps 3 players. With the right business we will secure top 2 easily. #mot
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
It will never be repeated and words cannot do it justice #Bielsa
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Micky P Kerr
6 years
Thanks for all the nice comments about #BGTSemiFinals , really appreciated. You know it's been a good night when you wake up and you can't find your clothes.
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Remember when Leeds United used to dick about in the play offs? We’ve got the whole squad on international duty now and we’re top 4 bound. #MOT
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Micky P Kerr
3 years
Just battered a top 5 team. It’s slowly coming. If you’ve ever expressed doubt or pessimism it’s because you’re soft AF. No offence #MOT
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Micky P Kerr
2 years
Erling Haaland was born in Leeds and is a massive Leeds fan. #MCfC he’s lying to you. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
Imagine your team time wasting on 61 minutes at 0-0. Get fucked Palace #MOT
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Micky P Kerr
3 years
Tonight we go man to man and all-out attack against perhaps the best team in club football. I’ve rounded our chances of victory to the nearest percent and it’s zero. Fuck em #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Sometimes I look at the Championship table and just smile... #MOT
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Micky P Kerr
4 years
Personally I think it’s time that every account on here is verified and traceable. You can’t believe some of the comments... #GetWellBoris
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Micky P Kerr
6 years
I think all #LUFC fans remember what happened last year as we fell away from top position. Being cautious, I reckon we'll only win the league by 10 points. #mot
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Well, the gamble paid off and spending that money on a promotion single was definitely worth it. #MOT
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Micky P Kerr
2 years
We’re the worst team in the league, or at least we have been since match day 4. Not sure who’ll replace him but he needs to be replaced. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
There are all sorts of opinions in football but tagging players with abuse is totally the worst.
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Should have gone to bed before 5 am last night but WE GO AGAIN LEEDS! Guard of honour please you fuckin shit wankers 😂 #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
4 years
Beat Wolves and go second. This league is so fucking easy. #MOT
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Micky P Kerr
4 years
9 games left and I’ve worked out that 27 points SHOULD be enough. #MOT #goingupaschampions
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Micky P Kerr
3 years
Liverpool attempt to ruin English football and Jordon’s calling Leeds disrespectful. Impressive mental gymnastics. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
Last night I glanced at my phone and at that moment it turned from 11:59 to 00:00. It was an amazing moment that I shared with the cat. I said to the cat, “I’m 40 now” and she didn’t get it but you know what...I did. Anyways, happy 40th to me, I’m grey and old and lucky 👍🏻
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Micky P Kerr
4 years
Seriously though, Kiko C as captain is embarrassing for the club. I really don’t understand that decision. #LUFC
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
2 years
Whatever Jack Harrison did in that pre season in the US it’s turned him into the greatest player in world football. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
7 points off 5th. 28 to go. #MOT
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Micky P Kerr
3 years
Absolutely incredible performance by the @LUFC fans. #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
3 years
Many clubs in big debt due to silly wage demands pushed by agents. @LUFC are doing business under 30 mill and that feels perfect to me. No big wages, no big egos just the Bielsa machine doing its thing. #MOT
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Micky P Kerr
2 years
We’ve been shit for about as long as Bamford has been out #MOT
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
6 years
Tonight is the night #BGT2018
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
5 years
Done another @LUFC song. See the video here: Recorded by @AndyHawklord #mot
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@MickyPKerr
Micky P Kerr
2 years
Feels like we’re actually planning on having a proper Premier League squad next season #MOT
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