Michelle James
@Michellejames00
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My dad posted this on his Facebook 🥹 He’s so proud of me🥹
#RejectFinanceBill2024
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Muache kuuzia watu uoga. People died even in their homes in Githurai. Kama wewe umejiuzia uoga, usituuzie sisi.
#RutoMustGo
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Huku Qwetu Living kila time unaskia tu msichana akipiga nduru, si ata msomee exam jameni!
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I’d be so embarrassed if Sudi was my dad 😭
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I just told my dad I’m defending my project today na nimepanic akaniambia mimi ni msichana mkubwa si ati watanichapa bora tu wanipee degree😂 and honestly this is the affirmation I needed 🤞🏽
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Ukiwa na haraka lazima matatu isimame petrol station.
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Ingekua mtu akiwa dryspell ulia kama tokens mimi ningekua ambulance 😂
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If i tell you lemme tell you Maina and you tell me you’re not Maina, I’m never speaking to you again .
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Exam ilikua 9am si 1pm
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Mnatucheka aty valentines inakaribia na hatuna boyfriends na huyo wako broke hakuna kitu atakufanyia.
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Kuclown hii Nairobi ni must!😂
Tulikua tunahang out na mannzz like everyday then akanighost like 4 days then nikaswallow my pride and asked him what was going on akanishow he has a girlfriend now!
Heh😂 mimi nilikua wa training 😂
Nairobi si ya wanyonge🤡
We all should drop our clowning experiences 🤡 Nairobi aki😭
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Please don’t do it😭
Just here to remind you to shoot your shots!
Mimi nishafika semifinals 😌
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Ukiskia nikinuka shada class ya 8am , we mind tu your own business
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One thing about watu wako kwa relationships,
WANATESEKA!😂
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Hakuna mtu hukua na haraka ya kuongea kama mwenye huadvertise pombe ile part ya ‘alcohol is not for sale for anyone under the age of 18 excessive consumption is harmful to your health ‘.
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If you don’t catch feelings for your sneaky link it wasn’t that good!😂😌
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The umeru in me doesn’t even allow me to talk when I’m angry, naanzanga ata kutetemeka😂💀
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Maisha ya campus ni funny sana, mtu hutumia pen moja miaka nne💀
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After this quarantine, mimi sitaki ata fare we niambie tu when and where.
Thanks Management
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Embasava ishai turn pale mombasa road ,alafu hao mapassagers wakatoka na dirisha wakasaidia kuinua, wakapanda tena na wakaendelea na safari💀
Kenyans are undefeated 😂💀
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I just want to make memories with someone that legit loves me😭 Hiyo tu maze
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My brother playing music on the aux
Mum:(reduces the volume)
Bro:(Adds)
Mum:(Tusisumbuane wewe)
Bro:(We endesha gari)
Bado kila mtu amenyamaza kwa gari💀
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Let’s not lie to ourselves , mapenzi ni tamu bana!!
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“How are the online classes”
Me:
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I was talking to my dad and i asked him to send fare to go home and this man straight up asked me “kwani mimi ni boyfriend yako?” Ghai😭
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Everyone has that Ex that deep deep deep inside you have never let go completely 🤡
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Mnaogopanga kuget high in your parent’s house na ata labda hawajui vile inasmell
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Kama haupendi dark skins achana na mimi kabisa😭🤣
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The older you get the more you realize how fake some of your relatives are!
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Huku couples just handshake ,ama unamgotea tu ka bro😂😂😂
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Konshens mtu ata hakua anahitaji squad, ulikua unatembea hivi unapatana na schoolmate wa primary kidogo kidogo churchmate😂 mara neighbor wenu😂 mara classmate wa kindergarten 😂inshort ilikua ka reunion 😂
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Na mwendelee kuacha lipgloss kwa maboyfriends wenu mnatujenga sana.
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It’s really frustrating to relapse to sth you’ve fought really hard to overcome.
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Mabeshte wangu huniitia enjoyment na reverse calls
Yaani hawana pesa ya credit Lakini enjoyment ni kuzama😂
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Mimi ata siogopi Corona, naogopa hizo exams😭
I have just been chilling the whole sem.
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Your aunties when you show up with a tattoo, nose ring and blonde hair for Christmas
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Huyo 16 Y/O akona kiherehere ya nini na akona jina ya Bible
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If you love big boobs mambo yangu wachana nayo kabisa😂😂
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Mimi ukiniita aty unataka kunilewesha unichipo we jua utamaliza pesa na ubleki
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Idc what you think, “mpoa” is actually a really cool name 😂
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Zangu zililipuka nikasignia rafiki yangu alikua amenituma nimsignie attendance nikasahau kujisignia 💀
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Today nimeroll na ile paper ya ndani ya pads za cortex!💀
Definitely recommend 😂
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Some guy just told me anataka kunianika kwa ukuta kama poster ya crusade 😂 what are you all on😂💀
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There is alot of unnecessary partying in Nairobi. Wacha nikae tu ushago
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Yale magari mnadrive Kiambu Road Hakuna vile mnaeza convince Ruto hamna pesa!
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Mnaenda sherehe kila siku Lakini going to church is where you draw the line eh?
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Mwanaume unajifanya gangster na ukona dame mmoja😂💀
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Unathaningi ukona mafriends until you loose your phone ama you go offline 😩Hakuna ata I tried calling you 😭
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I feel so bad for my kid, sasa katanyonya nini aki💀
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Leo nimetoa tu kitabu kwa mat nikaanza kusoma, sasa nifail juu watu wanashinda wakiniangalia? Yes I’m a student and I’m struggling 😭send help
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Satan works hard but these strath fashion cops work harder ,roho safi tu🙄
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Ukiniona nimeng'ara nikiingia exam room ,sis doesn't know shit😭I'm just trying to do one thing right 😂
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Mi naona Kenya ifungwe for like a week😂 Wasolve hizi issues
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Vijana wengine tunawanyimanga juu tushaambiwa hawawezi kazi
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Hakuna kitu unidisgust kama indomie nikiwa na pesa🤮
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As much as we always say that we should talk to someone when we ain’t okay , that’s the hardest thing to do. It’s NEVER easy.
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Najua si mimi tu huogopa zinice alafu zikose kuwahi shuka
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After going for a few Maandamanos, i got a solution on how to escape the water cannons. Just run/hide in narrow streets. Hazitoshei😂
#RutoMustGo
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These niggas be fine asf, text back fast, give you attention and all
Then you meet up and he is 2 cm tall😭
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If he doesn’t give you an orgasm that’s not a body count ✨
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“My mic has a problem” has really saved us in these online classes.
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Design wanaume wanakula wasichana hii Nairobi ni kama wanakuanga tu munchies💀
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I always say “kwani ni kesho” and make a very bad decision 😂
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Y’all know so much dirt about each other man. Check who you tell your shit.
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Ways to die.
1. Join Madaraka University
2. Do Computer Science
3. Get to 3.2
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Hizo protests za US zingekua Kenya watu wangetokwa simu mbaya💀
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Kama boyfriend yako hana passport yako kwa wallet we bado haujafika
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I really don’t believe in forcing someone to take shots or just drink.
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I better remain single than be treated like trash in the name of a relationship 🚮
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I really hate when someone Dms me na ako hapo asking me my name kwani unathani hii username ni ya shosho yangu
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So i was driving with my dad today and he started saying that he didn’t know gari inaeza enda polepole hivo. Aty Anaskia ni kama nimepark😭
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If you tell me you'll call me later, best believe I'll be waiting like a little kid.
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Just a quick reminder, nobody gives a fuck about you!! Take care of yourself ❤️
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Bytheway hii fpl si must 🚮
Sikukuja kwa hii dunia kuteseka😂
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I have to really like something to post it on Twitter 😂
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If you never stole your own phone from your parents in high school, are you even Kenyan😂😂
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Mi nawashow hakuna kijana anakupeanga stress kama mwenye si wako ata🙄😂
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We all should drop our clowning experiences 🤡 Nairobi aki😭
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So i was walking with my drunk friend and some mzee started saying aty mmeletwa Nairobi kusoma na kazi ni kulewa, so my girl stopped and told him USIKUE MJINGA like 5 times then continued staggering 💀 I can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
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Can we have sex without the dating part?
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