Michelle Vaugn I SF & FMTY
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Your California Experience Concierge | American | Blue Eyed Blonde | All Natural & College Educated. ✈️ Wild Mind, Kind heart 💕
San Francisco + NYC•LA
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Whoever combined ice cream and coffee and called it an affogato—I love you! ☕️♥️
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I have a follower who can’t afford to be a client but gifted me $50 to show appreciation for my twitter content & photos that I post daily. It’s so nice to see people to do things because they want to and not because they have to. He is awesome and so are so many of you! ❤️
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If this gets 2k Retweets & I will create a Only Fans. Please let me know what an appropriate price would be in the comments 🙂💜 Curious do some girls show face with "screening"?
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When you arrive to your fly me to you and he bought everything on your wishlist. Cheers to you sir. 🥂🥰
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One time a friend took a few photos of me at a restaurant. When I looked at the photos my nipples were out in every picture. When I asked her why she didn’t tell me she said she thought I was doing it on purpose. That’s it. That’s my story.
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Are you unsure of how you’d like your companion to dress to dinner? Below I created a guide to dress code. I hope this helps streamline everyones bookings. Sometimes people ask for casual and then are disappointed I did not wear a bandage dress 🤣
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I would like to extend an invitation to join me for dinner to celebrate all the pleasures life has graced us with. They say well behaved women seldom make history. Let's hope they are right.
Cheers,
Michelle 🍾
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How do I tell my client that spent $3500 on lingerie that I can think of a billion ways this money could have been better spent? Let’s go to Honey Birdette spend $500 on lingerie and put the remaining 3k into the S&P 500. 🤓 Am I a brat?
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I AM LEAVING THE INDUSTRY. I WANT TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE KIDS. 👩👩👧👦 Now that I have your attention, screw that. Fill out my booking form. 😋
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Cut ties with my old partner in crime & looking for a new. Write me if it’s you! 😜💓
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I have a client who has taken me out on multiple extended and very lavish dates and he will write me and be like: "I don't know if you remember me but we met at ....." lol OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU! 😆 💓
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👙if someone doesn’t think your magic, disappear.
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You can find me in:
San Francisco & Los Angeles anytime for longer dates
Chicago Feb 19th- Feb 22nd
New York Feb 23rd - Feb 27th
Will we be meeting? 💜💛
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As cold weather approaches if decide you want to indulge in a break in a break don’t forget Los Angeles is pretty all year long. 🌴🌸
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Have you ever had a man look you dead in the eyes and say “Sweetheart, I have more money then you have time.” 🙋🏼♀️
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𝚂𝚊𝚗. 𝙵𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚌𝚘: 𝙹𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝟸𝟻𝚝𝚑-𝟸𝟼𝚝𝚑
𝙽𝚎𝚠 𝚈𝚘𝚛𝚔: 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟿𝚝𝚑-𝟷𝟸𝚝𝚑
𝙳𝙲: 𝙹𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝟷𝟺𝚝𝚑-𝟷𝟽𝚝𝚑
𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙴𝚗𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚍 💌 RT's Returned.
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Sometimes I like to go to the cafe to people watch. ☕️Join me? Are you having coffee or tea? 💙
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This is your informal invitation to grab a drink at the rooftop pool with me before the summer sunshine 🌞slips through our fingers.
xo,
Michelle 💜
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✨Collect moments not things. Fly me to you ✈️
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Client tells me he likes girls with little to no makeup & a natural look then literally proceeds to send me a photo of a girl wearing full contour and blue eyeshadow. Girls, do you ever feel like guys say they like no makeup but they don’t know what that actually means? 🤦🏼♀️😂
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If anyone in Alabama/Georgia who has been raped with an unwanted pregnancy but no access to terminate it please DM me. I will 1) Buy you a plane ticket and let you stay with me 2) Drive you to your appointment and pay for the procedure. 3) Help you find a therapist
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Hello to all my twitter loves 🦋 I love wearing blue because it shows off my eyes & white nails have been my signature lately. Anyone up for dinner this week? 🍴🥂
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Does anyone else have fun telling their uber drivers they are a escort? I always do this!! I feel like its the only honest communication I can have and if they are weirded out... too bad... never seeing them again lol 😂 Surprisingly I always get so many questions!
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What is your libation of choice? 🥂🍻🍹🍸🥃🍷
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I have to be honest guys. I’m so sick of hiding my face.... I don’t know what to do anymore. Any advice from girls or stories about coming out and how it’s effected your life positively or negatively? Thanks 🙏🏻😞
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We travel, some of us forever, to seek other states, other lives, other souls. 🦋
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Boobs out on the uber drive. Very Vegas appropriate. 😜
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My assistant is already taking bookings for award show season. ✨ If you're looking for an engaging date, black tie functions are my forté.
#RT
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Clients that are super OCD organized so they tab the money for you so it’s easier to count. 👏🏻 🤓
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Good Morning to everyone except myself because I wish I was still asleep 🌞
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Clients: would you consider marrying or date your provider? Or her career would bother you too much?
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🌴LA- AVAILABLE NOW
🌉SF- December 17th-20th
🗽 NYC- January 6th-11th
💋RT's appreciated & returned.
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FLY me to the moooooon. No but seriously, we can meet there. Earth is getting weird.
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I once did a duo with a client & one of my civvy friends and she was like "WOW I didn't realize how much work goes in behind the scenes. You are so good at your job!" It felt amazing to be validated by someone who was not in the industry. 🙃She works in the industry now.
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If there is a hotel bathrobe, I will find it. 🛀
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A client stole my hair brush which makes me feel like someone is making a voodoo doll with my hair right now. If you are and you are reading this be sure to feed her wagyu, fine wine and if you could make her win the lottery that would be much appreciated. 🙋🏼♀️
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❤️❤️Don’t forget your favorite companions on Valentines Day. Many of us forefit being able to have a “normal” boyfriend/girlfriend relationship due to stigma about the industry. ❤️❤️ RT for awareness
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Available in:
San Francisco, San Jose, Sacramento, Sonoma💙
Want another city? Persuade me.
If you email me you will get my newsletter that keeps you up to date on my travels as well as some more exclusive photos.
Should we indulge in something decadent? 🍾
#RTforRT
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Leave no hotel without trying on the hotel robe 🤪
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I have a million dollar condo that I have my eyes on and I won’t stop till I get there. 2020 I’m ready for you 🤑 Once my condos decorated I am going to throw a huge heaux pajama/champagne party for all my favorite twitter girls 💓💓🥳
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Question: Do you post your photos in real time? I generally wait a few days or weeks to post date photos due to the nature of this industry. I have a ex client harassing me because I am not posting photos in real time... you sir, are the reason I DONT post photos in real time.
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A client said “I don’t understand what philosophically is wrong with what Epstein did, I was 15 when I first had sex.” 🤦🏼♀️ Guess who is not my client anymore?
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Every good girl 😇has a little bit of a wild side behind closed doors... Do you want to see mine? 🦁
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PSA: Please don’t get your girlfriend/wife/significant other heart shaped jewelry for the holidays. She doesn’t want it. I promise you. 🙅🏼♀️
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I got on a plane and the passenger next to me (albeit flying semi private) handed me this bag of the devils lettuce. I don’t smoke weed although have no issues with people that do. Apparently he owned a marijuana brand. Now my whole Uber smells like weed. Happy Friday!!!!!
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Sorry, I don't see hobbyists. Only respectful gentleman looking to build a connection. 💕
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Post Covid Syndrome when you fall in love with the first client you see after three months of quarantine. Its a real thing! Lol 😍go book your favorite girls.
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