I have a follower who can’t afford to be a client but gifted me $50 to show appreciation for my twitter content & photos that I post daily. It’s so nice to see people to do things because they want to and not because they have to. He is awesome and so are so many of you! ❤️
If this gets 2k Retweets & I will create a Only Fans. Please let me know what an appropriate price would be in the comments 🙂💜 Curious do some girls show face with "screening"?
One time a friend took a few photos of me at a restaurant. When I looked at the photos my nipples were out in every picture. When I asked her why she didn’t tell me she said she thought I was doing it on purpose. That’s it. That’s my story.
Are you unsure of how you’d like your companion to dress to dinner? Below I created a guide to dress code. I hope this helps streamline everyones bookings. Sometimes people ask for casual and then are disappointed I did not wear a bandage dress 🤣
I would like to extend an invitation to join me for dinner to celebrate all the pleasures life has graced us with. They say well behaved women seldom make history. Let's hope they are right.
Cheers,
Michelle 🍾
How do I tell my client that spent $3500 on lingerie that I can think of a billion ways this money could have been better spent? Let’s go to Honey Birdette spend $500 on lingerie and put the remaining 3k into the S&P 500. 🤓 Am I a brat?
I have a client who has taken me out on multiple extended and very lavish dates and he will write me and be like: "I don't know if you remember me but we met at ....." lol OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU! 😆 💓
You can find me in:
San Francisco & Los Angeles anytime for longer dates
Chicago Feb 19th- Feb 22nd
New York Feb 23rd - Feb 27th
Will we be meeting? 💜💛
Client tells me he likes girls with little to no makeup & a natural look then literally proceeds to send me a photo of a girl wearing full contour and blue eyeshadow. Girls, do you ever feel like guys say they like no makeup but they don’t know what that actually means? 🤦🏼♀️😂
If anyone in Alabama/Georgia who has been raped with an unwanted pregnancy but no access to terminate it please DM me. I will 1) Buy you a plane ticket and let you stay with me 2) Drive you to your appointment and pay for the procedure. 3) Help you find a therapist
Hello to all my twitter loves 🦋 I love wearing blue because it shows off my eyes & white nails have been my signature lately. Anyone up for dinner this week? 🍴🥂
Does anyone else have fun telling their uber drivers they are a escort? I always do this!! I feel like its the only honest communication I can have and if they are weirded out... too bad... never seeing them again lol 😂 Surprisingly I always get so many questions!
I have to be honest guys. I’m so sick of hiding my face.... I don’t know what to do anymore. Any advice from girls or stories about coming out and how it’s effected your life positively or negatively? Thanks 🙏🏻😞
I once did a duo with a client & one of my civvy friends and she was like "WOW I didn't realize how much work goes in behind the scenes. You are so good at your job!" It felt amazing to be validated by someone who was not in the industry. 🙃She works in the industry now.
A client stole my hair brush which makes me feel like someone is making a voodoo doll with my hair right now. If you are and you are reading this be sure to feed her wagyu, fine wine and if you could make her win the lottery that would be much appreciated. 🙋🏼♀️
❤️❤️Don’t forget your favorite companions on Valentines Day. Many of us forefit being able to have a “normal” boyfriend/girlfriend relationship due to stigma about the industry. ❤️❤️ RT for awareness
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San Francisco, San Jose, Sacramento, Sonoma💙
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Should we indulge in something decadent? 🍾
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I have a million dollar condo that I have my eyes on and I won’t stop till I get there. 2020 I’m ready for you 🤑 Once my condos decorated I am going to throw a huge heaux pajama/champagne party for all my favorite twitter girls 💓💓🥳
Question: Do you post your photos in real time? I generally wait a few days or weeks to post date photos due to the nature of this industry. I have a ex client harassing me because I am not posting photos in real time... you sir, are the reason I DONT post photos in real time.
A client said “I don’t understand what philosophically is wrong with what Epstein did, I was 15 when I first had sex.” 🤦🏼♀️ Guess who is not my client anymore?
I got on a plane and the passenger next to me (albeit flying semi private) handed me this bag of the devils lettuce. I don’t smoke weed although have no issues with people that do. Apparently he owned a marijuana brand. Now my whole Uber smells like weed. Happy Friday!!!!!
Post Covid Syndrome when you fall in love with the first client you see after three months of quarantine. Its a real thing! Lol 😍go book your favorite girls.