With their humps and tongues and eyelashes, who the fuck do they think they are. #camels

I hate Camels.

I mean, what's wrong with Sliced white bread, bloody Keema Naan - beef mince on fucking bread. Jesus Christ.

Bloody Curry this. Bloody curry THAT.

I find myself getting more and more annoyed by train announcements in foreign. Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. NO GOOD TO ME, SPEAK ENGLISH FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE.

As a seasoned traveller here's a tip, remember if you're travelling abroad nowadays, apparently it's not "PC" when asking for something to shout in English at the foreigner you're talking to.

It reminds me of a story of when I was on a train from Kolkata to Mumbai........

No sure if I'm in the right place.