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@NUFC β’ @Max33Verstappen β’ @redbullracing β’ #NUFC β’ #MV1 β’
Joined December 2018
Saville get a life, all you do is win the Europa League.
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βIβve got to say Sheffield United were brilliant against Newcastleβ
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Do you understand how badly you have to fuck up to make Newcastle fans agree with Michael Owen.
Heartbreaking for @NUFC. Such a good performance. Never in a million years is that a penalty. We are further away from applying consistency to the handball rule than weβve ever been. @ChampionsLeague.
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I love how some of the goals have had our players in pure confusionπ
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Could have got Champions League but ππ
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Doing this just to end up losing 4-1 HAHAHAHA
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Itβs deadline day You support . tomorrow Newcastle United
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Won percentage at Newcastle . Rafa Benitez - 42%.Steve Bruce - 28.9%. But apparently Bruce did better than Rafaπ.
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Manchester United need to bring in a club legend to replace Ole, a guy who loves the club, lives in the area, but most importantly used to play for them. Steve Bruce is the perfect candidate for the Manchester United job. #NUFC
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βMehrdad, the Saudiβs want to know why thereβs been a Β£40M transaction in their account? What do you mean you got Joelinton a friend.β #NUFC
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Newcastle fans forcing Sean Longstaff to sacrifice himself so we can get Digne
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We didnβt do that for free btw Villa, weβre expecting something in return
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All adidas need to do now is nail the kits for next season, along with the release of some retro kits and theyβre bankrupting everyone in Newcastle.
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Fortnite kids realising they canβt build during combat in World War 3
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Guys where the fuck is Newcastle βOil Moneyβ United?????
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Joelinton 0.1 seconds into the Derby on Saturday
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Gordon stats before this season (Premier League)β¦. Appearances: 81.Goals: 8.Assists: 3. Gordon stats this season (Premier League)β¦. Appearances: 13.Goals: 6.Assists: 3. What a ridiculous turnaroundπ₯
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I join Aston Villa in pushing the βSouthgate has an agenda against Jack Grealishβ.
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We had to play Dortmund and PSG, and Aston Villa get to play against this. Lucky bastardsπ
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19 Premier League Newcastle United . clubs postpone postpone one. games game
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@NUFC Respect to Reguilon for getting the refs attention and for Dier to get the medical team over to assistππ».
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He may be disqualified, but we all know the truth. Vettel got his podium
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Me seeing Rolando Aarons and Rafa Benitez congratulate us
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Weβve been shit for 14 years, yet here we are sitting fourth in most days on top. Just shows how stupid it is seeing the big 6 think theyβre better than everyone else.
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Weβre doing this without ASM, Joelinton, Shelvey and Isak on the pitchβ¦ What is Eddie Howe cooking?.
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βAnderson with a delightful cross to WOOD, WHO HEADS ITS IN. The former Newcastle players combine to haunt their old clubβ
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This man This man.made me has made me.fall back in fall back out.love with out of love with.Newcastle Newcastle
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Look at the fourth officials reaction to the Spurs winner. Now what if I told you this was the same guy on VAR when Fraser didnβt get the penalty against Man City in December. #NUFC
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WEβRE NOT THE BIGGEST BOTTLERS IN PL HISTORY ANYMORE
Most days spent at the Top of the Premier League table without winning the Title:. π₯ ARSENAL 2022/23 - 248 .π₯ Newcastle 1995/96 - 212 .π₯ ARSENAL 2002/03 - 189.4οΈβ£ Man Utd 1997/98 - 187.5οΈβ£ ARSENAL 2007/08 - 156. It is the history of the Arsenal. π‘οΈ
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No team in Premier League history had ever survived after failing to win any of their opening 14 gamesβ¦ and then came Eddie Howeβ«οΈβͺοΈ #NUFC
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Opposition Player: *Breathes*. Jonjo Shelvey:
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Oooo look at me, Iβm Man City, I can bring KDB on like itβs nothing. Fuck off.
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Spending at Newcastle (Permanent Transfers)β¦. Steve Bruce: Β£125M.Eddie Howe: Β£92M. He loves talking shit doesnβt heπ.
Steve Bruce on Eddie Howe & Newcastle:. π£ "Eddieβs had a lot more money to spend than I ever did, but heβs brought in some good players and improved the team. Iβm very happy to acknowledge that, because Newcastle deserve the success. #NUFC | FourFourTwo.
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Wtf is our media team on, this is crazyππ₯
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Eddie Howe to Ciaren Clark after selling Jeff Hendrick in January
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Bought for Β£6.5, sold for Β£33M, and he never kicked a ball for us. Thank you for your service Mintehπ«‘
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Happy seven year anniversary to this beautyπ
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If you have 10 men for an hour and still canβt score, while we can with one less man, you probably didnβt deserve something.
Southampton manager Russell Martin tells @andykerrtv he believes Southampton deserved something from the game & the red card was CORRECT!. #beINPL #NUFC #SaintsFC
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βSlightly one-footed and will use his left foot with every opportunityβ
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Weakness.Slightly one-footed and will use his left foot with every opportunity. His lack of use with weaker foot shuts off lanes and restricts the momentum of attack at times. More confidence is needed which would put him on a better path. His tendency to convert to his
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That lass is everything thatβs wrong with football
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If there is a god, Lewis Mileyβs first goal will come in that Derby match.
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Does Tarkowski have a release clause? I want to see what happens when you throw gas onto fire.
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Isaac Hayden to score against Sunderlandπ.
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Under Rafa Benitez btw
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Newcastle play Weβre playing. tomorrow Man City
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We had the French Revolution in 2013. Now itβs time for the Brazilian Revolutionπ§π· #NUFC
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βShould we split the Β£8 Million payment, or are you good to pay the full amount?β
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He better not break my heart like Cabaye or Ba did
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No matter what happens. Iβm sure Jeff Stelling will have our backsβ«οΈβͺοΈ
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When will people realise weβre not 22/23 Newcastle anymore?.
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This is on Eddie Howe. Gordon, Isak and Tonali were the key players and he took them off. Heβs not immune to be blamed despite what heβs done for us.
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Thank you, Reece Jamesπ₯°
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Toney in the last few games. 0 goals Vs Newcastle.3 goals Vs Norwich.2 goals Vs Burnley. Agent Toney doing us a favour in our survival fightπ
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Bruno, Gordon, Isak, Botman must never be sacrificed for FFP. All unreplaceable and so key for us moving forward.
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DEADLINE DAY SIGNING
Jonny King is leaving Leicester City after two-and-a-half years to become Senior Physio at Newcastle United. Role is to replace Head Physio Danny Murphy, who left Magpies at start of year. #LCFC #NUFC @Jonny_King_PT.
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Hang it in Louvre
I NEED THAT BRUNO PHOTO OF HIS CELEBRATION ON THE AD BOARDS.
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Surely there arenβt people who want us to leave St James Park? Been our home since we were founded and the oldest stadium in the North East. Way too much history at this stadium to be leaving it. Not to mention the disasters of stadium moves from other clubs in the past. #NUFC.
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The end is near. Lee Ryder has given Joelinton a 10
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Livramento must be furious knowing Burn has just casually walked back into the team and allowed to get away with poor performances.
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@rioferdy5 What more do you want Rio? You wanted Ronaldo and Sancho, the owners got you them. You wanted a serious manager, you got it. Youβre also regulars in Europe. You should be thanking the Glazers for having you in this position. Not getting angry and upsetπ
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βRashford has to score, or Newcastle will have their momentβ¦ AND ITS SAVED. LLORIS KARIUS IS THE KING OF THE NORTH, HIS GHOST OF KIEV IS GONE AND NEWCASTLEβS DROUGHT IS OVERβ
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Weβre all in agreement if Bruno doesnβt sign a new deal, we blame NUFC360?.
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What do you want? Newcastle United playing in Rome? Or a Geordie playing in Rome. Because we can show you bothππ
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I will forever love Jake Humphrey for stating the facts right into the face of a lying Rio Ferdinand
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Amount of times he saved our arse during the Bruce era. Hated by some fans, and it would be incredibly funny if it was him to get the goal after all the crap heβs had to deal with from some fans
If a Newcastle player was to score a 90th minute winner on Monday to seal Champions League football, who would you want it to be? #NUFC.
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Rafa Benitez: *Gets 13th and 10th with a limited budget* - No new contract. Steve Bruce: *Gets 13th and 12th with backing in the transfer market* - New contract . Mike Ashleyβs Newcastle. A confusing and laughable club.
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Isak shouting at Almiron. We feel your pain Isak.
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Just remembered weβre never wearing this kit againπππ
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Show this picture to someone after our defeat to Wolves last year and theyβd faint on the spot
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Newcastle United paid more for Henri Saivet (Β£5.4M), then the fine each top 6 club had to pay for being in the ESL (Β£3.5M). #NUFC
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@lewllo_ βMax crumbles under pressureβ *last three wins literally being him under pressure*.
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In another life, you are treated wellπ
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WE BROKE THE BT SPORT AND SAUDI KIT CURSE
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Weβd be one win away from Europe if Dummett didnβt do a rugby tackle
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