michael gehrich
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Never forget when I was 14 and got a visa gift card for Christmas so I used it to send a remote controlled dildo to
@Idubbbz
and he opened it in a bad unboxing. That was a great day
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I appreciate you paying my moms hospital bills and buying us groceries for the month, you’re seriously the best guy on the planet!
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My mom and I just spent 30 minutes trying to catch a mouse in her room, this just about sums up how it went
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Everyone's so upset about the rat in the bathroom at FC but have y'all seen the snake problem in the hallway?
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LMAO THEY LOOKED AT MY PINNED TWEET NOW CORPORATES LAUNCHING AN INVESTIGATION AND I JUST GOT SENT HOME
#FREEMIKE
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Nothing but thank you’s to God for getting me out of this one
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Nice purple dildo, in my screenshots from early last year I can’t find the video anymore for some reason :/
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Imagine: you graduate from Triton Central High School. Years later you end up on the bachelor. He likes you. He comes to your hometown. You take him to Pilot. You do not get the rose.
Imagine: u graduate from Franklin Central High School. Years later u end up on the bachelor. He likes u. He comes to ur hometown. You take him to the Steak ‘n Shake by Texas Roadhouse. U do not get the rose. You are also still waiting on your food.
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Just walked out of college for the last time, I decided to drop out so I can use my time to pursue my creative endeavors. A lot of people told me it was stupid, but watch out for me all 2020, because I promise I’m going to prove them wrong 👑
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I’m wearing a large sized shirt right now, a year ago I couldn’t wear anything smaller than a 2x, I’ve never felt better about myself
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Man Papa Johns made 4/20 a Black out day (you can’t request off) and look at the reason 😂
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@PatMcAfeeShow
“And I told my boys before the game, Watson gonna go for 3 today. Just watch.”
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If you are graduated from high school you’re not allowed to post “tbh?” I don’t make the rules sorry
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If any of y’all need me on Sunday nights you can catch me at my new job at Guttys comedy club hosting their open mic, EVERY WEEK. PROGRESS IS PROGRESS MY PEOPLE
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Only FC kids would understand what it’s like to walk into class and see Mr.Prins as the sub 😎😎
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Shoutout to the man on I-70 who told me my van was on fire, don’t think I would be here right now if you didn’t
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To the leaders of Iran - DO NOT KILL YOUR PROTESTERS. Thousands have already been killed or imprisoned by you, and the World is watching. More importantly, the USA is watching. Turn your internet back on and let reporters roam free! Stop the killing of your great Iranian people!
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Just got called the n word by an NFL player my life is made don’t even talk to me anymore
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Call me an annoying white girl then cause this looks so fun
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Just had THREE people ask to get a picture with me after the show, no words
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@OAPAwesome
@mikaylarianna_
@yatimestwoo_
Aye bro right on for paying all of my moms hospital bills while she was battling corona, you really gave our family a blessing!
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COUNTRY ROOOOOOOAAAAADDDSSSSS, TAKE ME HOOOOOOOOOOOOMEEEEE
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You went out of your way to make a fake papa Johns account and make a bad joke, you are a FAN bro 😂😂😂
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May not be a Flash anymore, but always happy to see Roncalli take an L, good job tonight FC!
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Still confused why my high school football coach has me blocked on here, thought we were tigers for life Tim?
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Okay sir I understand your super cool pickup truck does better in this weather than my fucking Prius but please stop riding my ass
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A year ago today I pulled up to fc’s graduation in a green cap and gown cause my school banned me from mine, great memories
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I’m not a loner, Shane Co said I have a friend in the jewelery business
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I sent them memes, and I was patient. Over a year later, I was given an opportunity. Please Twitter, help me. 1000 is easy.
@noodlescompany
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Okay twitter for Android, it’s not an awful city but it is a violent one, people are dropping left and right for unnecessary reasons, shut the fuck up
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Almost shot my shot with the girl at the bank then I remember she saw my bank account 😔
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Tired of being single, bout to put “2018 Triton Central High School prom king” in my bio and see what happens
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Why the good ones gotta so early 😔 Rest In Peace Isaac, I’ll miss you man
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are you saying that if you were in this situation at great wolf lodge you would just sit on it
Do dudes understand that when you piss on the seat, I have to wipe that up before I sit down, right? This isn’t Great Wolf Lodge, I’m not just gonna sit down on that?????
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I’m sorry Holly
Girl on bumble just asked me how I was “actually doing”, do I make up a crazy sob story or a crazy success story?
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Imagine working your way up to become one of the richest people in the world and having those with less motivation expect you to hand your money out
Imagine having to live off just $7 billion dollars
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Can’t wait to graduate college, sit down at my first job interview, and they pull a portfolio of all my tweets out with a PowerPoint of why I’ll never be allowed in a professional setting
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And in your darkest times, God will always send a light
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Went and got a massage this morning. I was definitely expecting it to be a little sensual because of what it is, but I was NOT expecting her to oil my asscheeks, caress my inner thigh, and pull my hair
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Shoutout everyone who I ever spoke to these past 18 years of life, on to the next chapter now and I appreciate the lessons you taught me, good or bad, stay frosty boys and girls may we meet again 🤘🏼
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So I’m at McDonald’s, in the drive thru like five feet away from the pay window. The lady sticks one of these out at me, says nothing, takes my card, gives me back my card, gives me a nod, and just closes the window and disappears. I’m so confused
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I wanna tweet the picture of the substitute at my high school who had her bare foot on the real teachers desk with her finger in her nose but I just can’t
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Give birth
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Majority of fc kids worked at Texas Roadhouse at some point in their high school career
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Perfect snowy day to stay in with hot chocolate and watch Christmas movies with the girlfriend I don’t have
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My mom threatened me as a joke so I squared up on her also as a joke then she smacked the fuck out of me and that part wasnt a joke
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Aye seniors walking at graduation aint all that I didn’t do it and i still feel fine
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Got my lady drawer set up just in case I have a guest over
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Twitter got my back
So I got banned yesterday. I will be acting like an angel from now
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Just fell in love with the girl in the drop top Nissan next to me on the interstate, I’m the guy in the Prius, Twitter do your thing and help me find her
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“Canada is terrible” as the officer continues to smile and be polite while she is being unnecessarily rude. I’ll see you in the ring Lacey
1.Canada is terrible.🇺🇸
2. You know Exactly who I am.
3. You will be speaking to my lawyer. 💅👒
#YaNasty
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Bloomington! I’m going to be at the Comedy Attic Thursday October first doing a five minute set at their open mic, I need to bring 10 people in order to perform so please let me know if you can make it! Been working on some good stuff during covid you won’t wanna miss it
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Wishing my brother
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for stepping up when needed and gettin that game winning TD! Go tigers 🐯
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One day these snap memories gonna say “10 years ago today” and I’m gonna have to watch young me turn up with the boys on a Saturday from the comfort of my couch while my children scream in the background
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Sideways if you do it vertical you’re weird. Once I can drink beer I’ll definitely do it sideways but I can’t drink beer yet and never have
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Praying my mom doesn’t search my room and find all these 🤞🏼
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Just had my first random person recognize me in public as the “comedian guy” that was awesome
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Thank God for Troy Bolton Thank God for Gabriella Montez Thank God for Sharpay Evans Thank God for Chad Danworth Thank God for Ryan Evans Thank God for Kelsi Nielson
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This makes me want to hurt their feelings
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Who would tune in fr lmk
I need to get back on stage so bad I’m really boutta just host a twitter live show
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