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Michael Dendor

@MichaelDendor

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Die Hard Seminole fan. I love the White Sox, Bulls and Bears. I love you Jessica, Natalia and Melanie. I can afford to pay for Twitter.

Frisco, TX
Joined May 2009
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@MichaelDendor
Michael Dendor
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She looks like a super hero ready to take off.
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Jordan Travis apparently.
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What player will have the biggest impact in the CFP Semis?
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@spittinchiclets What's another music genre that has nothing to do with the region?
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@KirkHerbstreit why is Michigan in over Georgia then? B1G is trash. And they cheated.
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@TheRealCoach_JB @ESPNBooger I would say you can figure it out on your own but we watched your show.
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@BarstoolBigCat Ugh you can’t post it like that. Gave me a heart attack.
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@Boscacci6 @JackMacCFB Y’all might actually win the conference for once.
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@Jared_Carrabis Astros running the bases next year.
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@DeAngelisCorey Couldn’t they just go into the school and do it? They would be alone and still have a classroom
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@TheRealCoach_JB @ESPNBooger Aww poor thing is mad and can’t form a viable argument.
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@TylerIAm Your entire mood for the week is because of 50 guys who work for an organization nearest to where your parents decided to raise you?
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@stoolpresidente Who is Josh Fields?
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Michael Dendor
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What did Tom Cruise do to Justin Bieber
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Michael Dendor
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Dear children of the world, They lied to you. You don’t have to be good looking to be on TV anymore.
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Let’s go
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@BigGameBoomer Texas. Redeemed their only loss and they beat Alabama. You know this.
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Michael Dendor
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TOP 10 TIGHT END?!?!??! Where? In the division?
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This is beyond stupid. Caleb Williams is walking into the best situation a number 1 QB has ever had. People will say that’s crazy and hate on the Bears but when was the last time a number 1 joined a 7-10 team with 2 great receivers, a top 10 TE and a good defense?
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@kirkgoldsberry never stop using that Jimmy picture.
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@hen_ease Please don’t cut anything
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@DezBryant no there is not.
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@RexChapman @BryanDFischer blame the governors of Illinois, New York, and California for killing so many people and having ridiculously high death rates.
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@_willcompton What would you know about a winner mentality? You’ve never came close to winning anything.
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@KFCBarstool Jordan’s!!!
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@ImBearingDown head coach and offensive coordinator.
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@BarstoolBigCat No order. All better than Kmet. Kelce Kittle Andrews Hockenson LaPorta Pitts Engram Goedert Waller Njoku Musgrave Kmet, Henry, and Knox are all the same person. Can’t rely on them to do anything but they might make a play.
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@TRHLofficial It can’t be air. I’s are already on the board.
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Michael Dendor
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This feels like a threat.
@SoxOn35th
Sox On 35th
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He’s back.
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@BigGameBoomer There are so many different styles of play.
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@JayHasTweets Brandon Marshall
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@stoolpresidente Totally normal.
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@LBJsBest Twitter account doesn't understand how they are hiding lebron on defense.
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@rambo4Him @CoachDanMullen Glad we beat the SEC team by 3 touchdowns when we were full strength
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Michael Dendor
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@randomrecruiter at the right price, nobody would say no. I work remotely and i have a number that I'd work on-site 5 days a week.
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Michael Dendor
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@holy_schnitt Who do you think Zion will be drafted by?
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Michael Dendor
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Jordan Travis Thanksgiving weekend.
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Wtf did I just watch 😳
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As part of the Roquan discussion, it was pointed out that @LanceBriggs is not in the hall of fame. This is so dumb.
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Michael Dendor
7 years
Rough and Rowdy 3. Please @stoolpresidente !!!!
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Paige Spiranac and Britt McHenry are in a twitter spat over Paige now being a Sports Illustrated model. @PaigeSpiranac @BrittMcHenry
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Michael Dendor
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@_rone Trade Ben Simmons. Let Shake cook.
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Michael Dendor
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They went to Jared!!!!
@Chicago_Scanner
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Schaumburg: Armed robbery 1700 Woodfield Rd 2 males in a black Cherokee took diamonds #ChicagoScanner #ISPERN
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@BarstoolBigCat Trade the pick and fields. Let Jameis cook.
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Michael Dendor
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Pritzker saw the polls.
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Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist
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it's happening.
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@BarrettSallee Jimbo Fisher.
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@JeffDLowe I know little to none about both.
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@patattack90 @KFCBarstool What do you gain from tweeting this at a person?
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@BarstoolBigCat @_rone @BWalkerSEC Drop that racist’s phone number.
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Michael Dendor
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@juuuust_sayin @USAgaggy63 @The_Trump_Train @VP He offered him to come here and have the care he needed. A judge blocked it.
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@BarstoolBigCat Last time you got hot we had a worldwide pandemic. Maybe it’s for the greater good you didn’t.
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Michael Dendor
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@HeimBBQ moved from Illinois almost exactly a month ago. I went to the Fort Worth location first and have been to Dallas location 3 times bringing different people. Food is amazing but the staff gets better every time. Such helpful people. Heimburger is the best burger ever.
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Michael Dendor
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@KatTimpf Do it yourself. Flood the market. Kill demand. They'll stop doing it. Make some money in the process.
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Michael Dendor
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@TJ_Pittinger or getting on a bus to drive around a stadium to do so because you can't figure out a better way to touch said rock.
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@PaulCharchian You can’t do bad things to guys in yellow helmets. That’s what happened.
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@PaulCharchian a lawnmowers worst enemy
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Michael Dendor
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@dannykanell danny, i'm at my desk watching a bowl game on a thursday on my ipad. There are no bad bowls.
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Michael Dendor
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@maxfawcett Why’d you block him?
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Michael Dendor
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@TJ_Pittinger Need Billy to win a little so he doesn't get fired.
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Michael Dendor
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@MarshallCohen Searching for big foot or lochness next?
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Michael Dendor
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@FOS @MattBrownEP I have the digital version. I should be able to pick my athlete and they get a cut when I pick them.
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Michael Dendor
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@mastertyler94 @spittinchiclets i know. Its also been like 50 years. Teams can change names.
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Michael Dendor
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@RapSheet It should be color vs color in the super bowl.
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Michael Dendor
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@lucianwintrich @Uictoria33 We sure those aren't native Americans? I'm pretty sure they have a point if they are.
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Michael Dendor
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@tpnolefan1 @seminole4life22 @OmbreMocha last year I would have taken 9th in the ACC.
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@ShanMHo You cited commenters. 😂
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Michael Dendor
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I can buy @ChicagoBears jerseys of players who are no longer on the team in every color but no @Ky1eLong . Come on @Fanatics !!!
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@IraSchoffel Hykeem 6-3 5 ⭐️
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@KassyDillon It’s from ladies man on Saturday night live. Lol I feel old now.
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@BudElliott3 Alabama fans think the ravens have a culture problem because Lamar didn’t play.
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@ChallengeMTV No Johnnie or CT? Cancel the show.
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@GordonRamsay The best food isn't pretty
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@Castellani2014 now do the tigers and pistons.
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Michael Dendor
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@bball_enjoyer @AlexGoldenNBA can't even get past Cleveland in their division. What a joke.
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Michael Dendor
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@JimMWeber Defense didn’t get a score. Let them down.
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@nocontextcfb Dana holgo
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Michael Dendor
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@sirdibbydukes If willie taught us anything, if you can't coach them up recruiting classes don't mean shit.
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Michael Dendor
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@clayharbs82 Mahomes played last week. Why can't fields?
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Michael Dendor
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@ProFootballTalk Why does the NFL not allow different helmets?
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Michael Dendor
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@ClayTravis People fighting over redskins and Washington gets renamed lol
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Michael Dendor
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@BudElliott3 if you're married and don't wear shirts that annoy your wife, are you even married?
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Michael Dendor
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@marty_mush 15 runs in 2 games with 6 HRs. How many have the Yankees hit since they stopped cheating?
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Michael Dendor
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PUT @LanceBriggs IN THE HOF YOU COWARDS!!! @NFL
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No Context Chicago Bears 🐻
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Michael Dendor
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@Ivan_Maisel @FSUFootball they finished top 4 every year. It would have been nice to have a playoff then.
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Michael Dendor
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@ruseriousports @KirkHerbstreit THE heisman trophy winner. By 21 points.
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Michael Dendor
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@TomFornelli
Tom Fornelli
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LSU loses by 30 and it’s still ranked in the Coaches Poll. 👍
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Michael Dendor
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@chrisfallica This is like Iowa playing Iowa.
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