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Lauren Lococo

@MiamiGlitterGrl

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Just a girl with excellent taste in collegiate athletics. Miami Hurricanes & Kentucky Wildcats #Canes #FinsUp

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Lauren Lococo
6 years
As it should be everywhere. #America
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6 years
Crowd sing national anthem at a sold-out Rupp. CHILLS. #WeAreUK 🇺🇸
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@drkillingjoy @ntrahan1 @AgueroForTexas I’ve been saying it for months, dems will not give up power or majority
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3 years
@catturd2 Undo that shit
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@JoeyMannarinoUS Wtf is “xe/ xem”?
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5 years
See remember Terri Porter? And to this day we get told not to bitch about it. Now osu knows what it’s like to be on the other side of a screw job and o guarantee they’ll be bitching about this longer than we have and it wasn’t the play to end a championship game. GET OVER IT OSU
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This was originally called a catch and fumble return TD, but was overturned as an incomplete pass. #CFBPlayoff
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2 years
I’ve been watching the canes religiously since I was 11 years old. I’m tired of this shit
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2 years
It’s my birthday! And yes, I’m informing you because I love when people wish me a happy birthday 🤗
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6 years
Whoever is banging my ex needs to do a better job because he’s still texting me. Thanks
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5 years
People unfollowed me last night because I tweeted proudly that the president of this country was at the game. Lmao get over it
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5 years
It’s really fucking pathetic how people are saying they want Iran to kill trump. Go live elsewhere then. Your lack of patriotism isn’t welcome here anymore. Idgaf what you think
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1 year
The date may have sucked but I looked phenomenal
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5 years
I need alcohol now. And sex
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5 years
Stop saying the canes are back after every fucking recruit and hire. Shit takes time man. It’s getting really annoying
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6 years
I got the belt, spatula, wooden spoon, and the infamous switch. I’ve never laid a hand on anyone. That’s why kids these days are backtalking brats. No consequences
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Spanking your kids could teach them to be violent in future relationships
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6 years
I’m getting drunk on a plane
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5 years
12 years ago today, I found out I got into UM. I’ve never worked so hard for anything in my life. Also- may have called the admissions office 5 days a week for two months. But they knew who I was and called to tell me I was accepted before I received my admissions letter.
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5 years
Had the balls to go from super blonde to this lol
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6 years
Just got these bad boys in the mail today
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5 years
Please please don’t start saying lashlee is the answer to all our problems and is miraculously going to produce a top offense this upcoming season. Just don’t
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6 years
On a more positive note, I haven’t touched any product with nicotine in over a month and I’m so proud of myself
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5 years
So I’m officially 30 😩
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5 years
Jameis where you at?
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5 years
CRAB INVASION | Just when you thought you've seen it all in Florida, a Port St. Lucie home covered in crabs after some heavy rain earlier this week! Got any interesting South Florida nature videos of your own? Share them with WPTV at .
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5 years
Peace out 2019!
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6 years
You can delete me on Facebook, unfollow me on twitter, delete my number...but you can never unlick my butthole
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5 years
I just want a guy who will stay in on a Saturday night and watch football with me
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5 years
The talent Miami has surpasses FIU. This is a coaching issue.
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6 years
So I haven’t had any nicotine product in 3 weeks. Pretty damn good for me
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5 years
Ohio state fans are hilarious today! I love it. Sooooooo butt hurt
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Lauren Lococo
5 years
Screw happy hours and going out. Best part about Friday is getting into my bed at night knowing I don’t have to wake up to my alarm the next day.
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2 years
I don’t need St Patrick’s day to wear green. But happy St Patrick’s day everyone!
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5 years
Officially back on the market. Must love sports and a little bit of crazy 💁‍♀️
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4 years
@EarningsSzn10 @kscullinfox9 Because it fits their narrative. They want free shit but heaven forbid they get arrested because that would be racist
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5 years
Is this real?
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5 years
So uncle Luke blocked me on Twitter lmao I’ve never tweeted him. Guess he didn’t like the glitter
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5 years
The office wouldn’t survive if it were a present day show. That’s how pussy society has become
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5 years
Wow! Almost 6 million people are off food stamps since trump has taken office
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6 years
Who else is stoked for the acc network ?
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5 years
11 years ago! The first year of the glitter
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5 years
Six years ago today!
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6 years
Throwing it up! []__[] #canes #theu #paris
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Lauren Lococo
5 years
Just play Tate in the bowl game. Coaches went with their gut with perry and Williams and look how that worked out. Nothing great. Go against your gut...you may be pleasantly surprised
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5 years
It drives me crazy when you’re in a line at a light or in traffic and cars just cut in front of you. Just because you have a fancy car doesn’t mean you’re Better than everyone else. You’re not cutting front of me. I have a 2005 I’ll crash that shit before I let you
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7 years
I just don't get it. Gamble simply dropped the ball. Period
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3 years
Biden talking about healthcare workers becoming overwhelmed. Well, he’s the one responsible for healthcare workers losing their jobs because they stood up for their rights of bodily autonomy
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6 years
Miami hasn’t beaten FSU at home since 2004. This changes tomorrow #BeatFSU #FuckFSU
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6 years
I didn’t wear earrings for a long time and my holes closed up...now I’m worried about my vagina
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3 years
You’re welcome everyone
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5 years
I’ve lost a little over 5 pounds in 11 days. I wish it was more but I’m very proud of myself.
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1 year
27 days!
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5 years
Kevin Ware injury seven years ago.
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3 years
@nedco67 @SwainForSenate No. Lia is trans. Born male and transitioning to female. She keeps beating all these females and breaking records and the ncaa does nothing about it. Completely ruining womens sports
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5 years
Mojitos in Amsterdam
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6 years
I used to have the best bumper sticker “ if you ride my ass, you better be pulling my hair”
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8 months
Cheers!
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5 years
All me
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5 years
I’m tired of rebuilding. Whatever happened to reloading?
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5 years
Fuck this shit man. I’m so tired of “rebuilding” it’s been like that for over ten years. Screw that. I’m done
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5 years
Looky at what I found in Prague #TNM
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5 years
Manny needs to go. Wasn’t thrilled with this hire when it happened and I was proven right. Ridiculous.
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6 years
Wow I’m 29. Shit
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1 year
This person knows
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2 years
@_fisherofmen_ I used to be a registered voter in Kentucky. I went back to Florida in 2016, got my Florida DL, registered to vote in Florida and did. My grandma got an election ballot mailed to ME in KY for the 2020 election when I shouldn’t be able to vote there anymore nor did I request one.
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6 years
This teacher loves her canes
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5 years
Why do I see so many tweets about Meyer getting hired here? ITS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN
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5 years
So I’m saying this and if you’re offended idc. Why are majority of men in Miami so fucking prissy? All this hair gel, holes in jeans, afraid to get their hands dirty. Where are the real men?
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5 years
9 years ago...when we could actually beat Clemson
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6 years
Got kidnapped for my birthday
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4 years
Using someone’s funeral to push political agenda. Disgusting
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Former President Obama talking about Voter ID and Mail-in Voting at John Lewis’ Funeral.
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5 years
Such a happy girl
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5 years
Still can’t get over my seats
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5 years
Pretty much every coach besides Coker got fired after that bad loss to LSU. Shannon got fired the same day after that L to USF. They won’t fire manny because it’s his first year but someone has got to go.
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5 years
I went to put a bra on today and the moment I pulled the straps up I was like “ nope fuck it. I must be free”
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6 years
Ohio state loses today. #bookit @MGolicJR57
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5 years
Never turn down an opportunity to be on tv or have sex
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6 years
Weekends feel sad without football
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Lauren Lococo
5 years
So how are canes fans going to wake up a week from today?
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6 years
If men think with the wrong head, do women talk with the wrong lips? 🤔
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5 years
Someone sent this to me 7 years ago...sigh
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6 years
Plans for today: 1. Drink beer 2. Use vibrator 3. Drink more beer Happy Valentine’s Day to me
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3 years
After the tragedy in Waukesha last night, little Miss smartass @MaryLemanski posted this. You’re a disgusting human being. You need help
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This just happened. Picking jaw up off the floor
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I cannot stand cars that pull out in front of you SUPER fast then go SUPER slow.
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5 years
Lol my memory from 2011
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When I don’t wear earrings for a long time, I get worried the holes will close up. Now I’m worried about my vagina
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A perfect relationship is just two imperfect people refusing to give up on eachother
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I just don’t get men who are more into art than sports
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Fsu freed willie
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6 years
I haven’t had any nicotine products in 36 hours. 🤭
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Lauren Lococo
5 years
Hahahaha I’m so tired of these women empowerment commercials. If women are equals in everything then don’t whine when a man hits a bitch. Can’t have it both ways
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5 years
For those ungrateful assholes complaining about that $1000, my cashapp is $laurenlococo. I’ll happily and gratefully take the money thanks so much
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5 years
It’s a blowjob ladies. Take pride in your work.
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Lauren Lococo
5 years
Let me just throw this out there. When we had the original turnover chain with just the []__[], we had a good season. Ever since they changed it, we’ve sucked again. Just saying.
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I work with special needs adults with getting them jobs, maintaining jobs, and everything in between. Today, one of my clients got his first ever paycheck. He’s so excited. Goosebumps
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Thank you to all of the veterans and active military personnel. I will always admire your bravery and sacrifices to do something I could never do. Thank you for keeping me safe and free ❤️
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5 years
Whoever the new OC coordinator is...please limit yourselves to all the “he’s the answer” tweets and bandwagon jumping. Y’all do it with every new personnel and well....none of those have turned out well
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I am officially a board certified RBT
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