Promised Consort
@MiBasaSuBasa
Followers
502
Following
582
Media
276
Statuses
13,805
Ballin like I’m Kobe
Mariana Trench
Joined December 2012
Don't wanna be here?
Send us removal request.
Explore trending content on Musk Viewer
No results
Seattle niggas get curved at a club all day, get a Seattle dog and say their life is a movie.
5
73
478
I knew Seattle got gentrified when Golden Gardens stopped turning into Smackdown vs Raw
1
20
355
Next time a teacher asks for sources I’m saying I ain’t snitching
5
37
135
Officially a home owner 😭 but we sleeping on the floor first night.
2
1
73
Odea fans wore all black because they attended their season ending funeral.
0
5
52
Niggas really robbed the convenience store next to my house and only took backwoods
0
7
44
Almost got posterized by a bron archetype at LA, they need a JV court for my ass 😂
0
0
43
Niggas talking about getting this bread but they don’t want to eat the first slice of the loaf.
1
6
40
I have feelings for you
0
4
41
Now that O'Leary is gone all the warm up playlists can be lit.
1
6
41
Nigga didn’t tip and told me, “here’s a tip, don’t walk in dark alleys,” nigga I’ll smack you.
2
1
34
The UW fiscal office pressing me for tuition like they haven’t put my financial aid hostage.
0
6
34
Clippers really down 50 at the half, move these niggas to Seattle.
0
4
33
Are 9-5s how alcoholism develops? Asking for a friend.
0
1
30
Joe Biden comes to Seattle and messes up traffic, stays bringing negatives into my life.
1
1
32
I can’t trust anybody that doesn’t brush their tongue
1
10
32
If you ordered this fight you better call your bank and declare fraud expeditiously.
0
6
30
Capitol Hill Panera bread really threatened to call the police because I filled up my hydro flask 🙄
2
1
29
Happy New Years to all my niggas, much love but I ain’t texting y’all individually.
0
4
29
Driving Uber eats while I’m on the clock at work. I’ll be a millionaire in no time.
0
0
26
White people really talk about their Cabin like it’s not a 3 story mansion.
0
0
27
Migos really just slowed down their lyrics so people could understand them, they've been filthy, they were just too fast.
0
2
26
FAFSA hitting my account Friday. I’m copping my first pair of Amiris.
1
2
26
If you posting different stories on Snap, Insta, and Twitter you got too much time on your hands.
0
0
22
A nigga finally got an interview for full time salary after being 0/4 😭
2
0
24
Crazy how they rebranded mayonnaise into aioli and that shit tastes way better than some shit called mayonnaise
0
0
25
Y’all got to get it to Rumba Notes in Columbia city. Only black owned club I know in Seattle.
1
4
25
Once I start getting these job offers imma post it on here like a D1 prospect.
3
2
24
Sometimes I think I ain’t doing enough but then I realize I’m 23
0
1
22
Niggas were mic’d up at LA Fitness like it was last chance U.
0
2
23
This nigga OJ giving AB legal advice what a time to be alive
1
5
23
I knew inflation was real when the mcchicken stopped being a $1
0
0
21
My mom got an iPhone and now we can finally FaceTime 🥺
0
0
23
If I wanted my likes to be on the TL I would’ve just retweeted it. Stop snitching Twitter.
0
0
24
These niggas cleared my PTO balance without compensation 😮. Im getting closer to becoming a full time Uber Eats driver.
1
0
21
See we ain't gonna do that
0
2
21
All my niggas think I should play Uncle Ruckus in the Boondocks live action. 😂
3
1
22
I just want a shawty to take to the pacific science center.
0
0
23
Raw dogging parallel parking because you don’t got a spaceship with a back up camera <
1
1
22
Me and the homies just got worked by racists in call of duty
3
0
20
If you use the bathroom on the clock you getting paid to shit on niggas
2
2
23
I’m announcing that I’m switching from the vegan lifestyle to the vegetarian lifestyle.
1
0
23
Imma need a helicopter to get out of West Seattle at this point.
0
2
22
Just went Karen mode and I cut my bill $50 and multiplied my speed by 10 😂
1
0
21
This sun got me feeling connected with the ancestors, I can’t wait to stop living the nordic lifestyle ☠️
1
1
21
Tested negative for Covid, bring out the 1942 and white claws.
0
0
19
Percy Jackson was living in the projects and his dad was a god the whole time.
0
2
20
When your niggas ain’t difficult about paying you back >
2
0
21
I got kicked out the clan rally cuz I was too much of a real nigga
1
1
22
If you hitting a juul, kush, or cig in this seattle climate. You don’t care about life.
0
1
20
We got the first episode out on soundcloud. Unprofessional but a big stride.
1
13
18
All Fantasy Football does is raise my blood pressure at this point. I think I’m going to throw in the towel.
3
2
20
I swear white people in Seattle refer to white people like they aren’t white themselves 😂😂
0
2
18
I don’t know who gave Joey a kitchen but they need to take that shit back.
0
0
20
So only some police officers get tried for murder in Minnesota 🤔
0
2
19
I’ve been trying to buy more black owned clothing and miscellaneous stuff and it feels great.
11
2
17
Does everybody get an East Coast phase in their life during their mid-twenties?
0
0
18
All I do now is watch agent00 Deshae Frost and Tommy G reaction videos
1
1
18
Yeah nobody getting a milli.
If I hit on the lottery all my niggas getting a milli.
0
1
10
2
1
18
Report: Investigation has found that
#Broncos
QB Russell Wilson’s foundation has spent just 24.3 cents of every dollar on charitable activities in 2020 and 2021 combined.
The foundation has raised millions, but only a quarter of it goes to charity.
4K
5K
38K
11
2
18