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Lmaoooo i know my boys ain’t play the anthem after the win
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Niggas love their abortion BM more than the BM that kept the baby 😭
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Shit better be able to stop violence
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Bitches don’t eat fruit all year but want a $160 edible arrangement smh
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When u have $13 on ur way to lunch and Netflix take $9.99 out
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Have you ever been swallooooowed up, swallooooowed up
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Cicadas on their last legs, it’s only like 43 of them left lol
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Send Jordan Poole that PG county thread he’ll average 35 for the wizards
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Dating so bad people blaming the food
Must you guys eat on dates?? How about hiking, golfing, taking walks in scenic areas, karting, bowling, sip and paint, pottery or baking classes, etc?? Must you eat???
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She look like a Forestville mall mannequin
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People think privacy is so sneaky, but I’ll never get close to anybody who don’t value privacy. People don’t care about you, they love knowing your business
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We try to stay away from the clubs, we can’t go hoop, we can’t go bowl
ANOTHER SHOOTING, CRITICAL: Bowlero, 9000 blk of Baltimore Ave in College Park— man found critically shot in the stomach in the bar area of the bowling alley. Police are still looking for the crime scene, but it appears to be in the parking lot.
@UMPD
being notified…
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My drink was $18 i made sure i ate the ice and chewed the straw i had to get my moneys worth lol
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Them brown paper bags at the grocery store the worst thing to happen to society the last 20 years
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Shawty take one step out the front door she got the trash man, the mail man, 3 neighbors down and an ex from 6 years ago on her line in 30 secs
I don't care about how much motion you got. You crazy if you think you'll ever have more women than a woman has niggas.
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My father own his own HVAC company, a DJ Lmaoo, and now he living his dream just bought a food truck and we around the way showing love. “Dinner on Us
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Accountability is so trash out here. Damn near everytime ppl talk about bettering themselves it has to do with cutting off or upgrading the ppl around them lol never their own personal choices
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It’s goin be the rec center everyone wants lol
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All these robberies started in dc cus vapiano left. You don’t need a crime bill, the answer right in our face
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Kyrie and Dame the same player to me. Slightly different skill sets but same dog in them...same impact
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It’s so easy bein friends with women lol they love you so much for who you are. Then they give the men they date all hell 😭😭😭😭
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Whenever my day comes, i hope the ppl closest to me don’t get on here disrespecting me by tryna shade ppl who grieving tryna show me love Just cus they feel they weren’t that close to me. They ain’t ur place, on my day all love is welcome, even from my enemies
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Man im tryna keep my composure cus im still at work, but your boy just received his offer letter for his new gig and good lord lmaooooo man im so blessed im so thankful 😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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And the bonus album mixtape future 😭😭😭😭 3peat it
Future gave me a rap album and a love album in a span of 3 weeks, I’m not complaining for the next 3 years.
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😂😂😂 it took him 33 secs to get on the floor then son had moves like a whole different person
Y’all know Jadakiss can break dance too...he’s the definition of Hip Hop. Dipset is LUCKY he didn’t do this at the
#VERZUZ
#verzuzbattle
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I really never move out of spite slim. Ur actions not goin determines my moves. You just done
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A big part of finding peace is to really stop lying. Like even down to the smallest lies. Not only to other ppl but most importantly to self. I think we all unconsciously lie to ourselves in many ways of thinkin we are who we wanna be instead of who we actually are.
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The most attractive women are the ones who excel in simplicity. It look so clean
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i cant wait to own a house be married, and get up early in the morning to wash my car for 11 hours so i dont gotta hear her talk lol
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I share with you guys how my father feed the homeless from Marlboro pike, to southern Ave to Minnesota Ave two to three times a week, today he’s at riverdale baptist to speak to the kids. I love to show y’all his crazy side but he do good things too lol
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Look what i found man lol look at my parents at Kings Dominion ❤️ i never seen this a day in my life lol officially my favorite picture of them
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Graphics use to seem legendary lol
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We been shut down for 2 1/2 months, shit opening back up and we barely know anything more about corona than we did when it started. That just makes no sense
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I always tell y’all all the jokes about my dad, i gotta always show y’all the good he does as well lol
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When you thought she moved on but they have girls night for Valentine’s Day
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You love the ppl you love for a reason. If possible, share life with them, on what level that’s best for yaw. But share life with them man. Stop letting pride and pettiness separate you from you friends, family or lovers.
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I gotta start showing yaw the good things my father do aswell. Twice a week he just wake up and go feed the homeless. We go up and down marlboro pike
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My father really live the most random life ever i tell you lol how do he end up on a McDonald’s commercial
DC! Did
@McDonalds
get the “The Love Of ‘Mambo’” Sauce story correct? Have you tried the sauce yet? 🧐🫙
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I be so hard on myself but i saved double the amount I’ve ever saved this year, credit higher than its ever been, and just paid off my last payment on my car. Goin into the new year strong 🎉
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I already know I’m a hard person to date at this age. Iont even have no kids or nothin that come with me. It’s the fact i enjoy bein alone just as much as i desire to find someone to date. That’s a tough battle
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Women birthdays so terrible because of these 5 moods, “ Im bout to do the most” “imma be extra as shit” “if u don’t come to my 6th event don’t ever talk to me again” “my bday in 273 i still have no plans I’m over it” “*screams ayyyyye on snap*”
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This what goes through my mind meeting ppl i wanna date. Is this person worth giving up the peace of only bein responsible for me, only factoring in my feelings, time or lifestyle every time i make a decision. The older you get the more you value that. Thats a lot to give up
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I really don’t beef wit nobody. Iont bother nobody. Iont even let ppl bother me who try. I just don’t give a fuck about that shit
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For Father’s Day my father decided to intrude a band 😂 in his 55 years of living he has had no prior musical experience
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When you confident in how you doing your own thing, it’s so easy to give other people credit. Even to the people who have advanced way further than you
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My father really got a GF and been outside like never before 😂😂😂 My First Vegas trip
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Don't u dare close ur eyes to kiss me if I can see the glue on ur eye lashes when u close them
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Since I’m not a parent i really try not to judge parents for how they raise their kids, but i hate to see really terrible parenting. That shit disgusting to see
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Lay up wit endless sex and binge watching a show almost as good as a vacation lol
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I'll never be a cocky person, but I'm at a point in my life where I'm finding out I really undervalue myself. Many won't respect it
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This exactly what i picture my family like on Saturday mornings lol
Bringing this video back as I think about it probably a couple times a week 🤣
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Ppl who don’t know how to enjoy being solo will always be held back in life. Everybody not goin wanna experience the shit u want to
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i never seen a funnel cake and garlic bread on the same plate
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Eli came in that locker room and seen that man come out of Odell hot tub water like
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The worst part is everybody in jaspers over 30 smh
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Joe Tryon!! Learn the name, son look like Chase Young dawg lmao and we got this dude at pick 32. 3 preseason games, 3 sacks, 4 TFL and a forced fumble. Son done played like 5 quarters 😂
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White man get on metro in a $3k suit nobody judge lol black man get on metro in $500 sneakers everybody judge lol
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I love kids so much llsss look at my mans daughter lol she the cutest baby on the planet lol I watched this joint like 50 times cryin lol
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Imagine bein on IG live standing next to 12 trash bags in the street waiting for this person lol
Coach prime got offset in boulder 😭🔥
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Slim my brother really has the cutest baby of all time. Like I’m amazed everytime i look at her. How could he tell this girl no for anything smh he done for life
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Outside so crazy we done took the march on the highway thru the tunnel 😭😭🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤
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The world would be a better place if Pizza Hut pizza was as good as it was in the 90s
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Starting around 1230 pull up on usss got the food truck outside today fish shrimp crabcakes seafood egg rolls Mac n cheese fries green beans 6100 Old Silver Hill Rd. We take cash and cards lol
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I tell yall everytime you really can’t trust them overly horny ppl. Son got like 10 baby mothers, got caught wit young ass girls, and on the DL. He goin get caught fuckin an animal next nigga try anything
According to court documents Dwight Howard admitted to meeting up with a guy & engaged in sexual acts
Documents also say Dwight performed nonconsensual oral s*x on the man
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Seen everyone’s concern, my boy is good! Appreciate all the prayers and concerns ❤️
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Any girl that ever had me lunchin out, ever had me doin anything i thought i wouldn’t do....had nothin to do wit how good her pussy was. Yaw really be given credit to ur pussy that u should be giving to urself cus it’s how much son really fuck wit you
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A bond i couldn’t imagine having lol I’ve never been a pet person
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its fucked up that trump is actually funny smh no matter how trash u are if u funny black ppl goin laugh lol
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😭😭😭😭 aye dawg me and my father just copped a house lol and i just copped my security plus 😭😭😭😭 i told yaw it was somethin about this year for the kid lol
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Light Skin Aunt Viv real live aint do nothin but say Philip for 3 seasons
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I hate embarrassment so much i feel uncomfortable seeing somebody else get embarrassed
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Cluck U chicken was before it’s time lol what the hell happened to them?
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Its a black business down at the harbor, so easy to overlook, its called Messy Treats. Easily the best cupcakes i ever had in my life. I hope they get alot of attention, it should be a growing business
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A woman come over your house and say she gotta step outside to smoke a cigarette u gotta Lock her out and fall asleep
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staying single too long really fuck you up lol cus when u start dating again, u often realize what u didnt miss about a relationship more than what u miss about a relationship lol i honestly dont know anything i miss about a relationship smh but i do want a family and kids n shit
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Yea i can’t marry somebody that ain’t phat cus somebody like Meg goin drop a vid like that and imma look at my lil butt wife in the kitchen disgusted
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the black men versus women shit really is so tiring. Our generation really took that shit to a new level
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honestly if u dont feel lusted after u settling. everybody deserve to feel that
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I really enjoy when i can tell how well behaved and respectful people have raised their kids to be. I think that’s the best compliment i can give anyone
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Russell Wilson and Ciara are jus two corny ppl lol happy or not lol they jus corny and like bein corny lol
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i've never been a "thats just how i am" person. I dont think that was allowed in my household lol we've always been taught we are in control, we always can put in the effort to be better. it frustrates me when ppl stuck on thats just how i am
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So i got on TV cus i won the superbowl, so look what yaw boy go do 😂😂😂always gotta one up me!! Sike naw for like the last 5 years my pops been doin his greatest deed! He deserve it, i show yaw all his wild shit 😂 this another side
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