Survived deadly interactions with a stingray, bat, giant street roach and wonky roller coaster. Longing for Musk to sell Twitter and Mets to win World Series.
Don Trump Jr., Eric Trump and Tiffany Trump are at the courthouse today.
But Melania Trump and Ivanka Trump have never showed up for the criminal.
Speaking of Melania and Ivanka, remember this fun GIF of them? 🤣
@ofctimallen
Tim Allen was caught at Kalamazoo/Battle Creek International Airport in possession of over 650 grams (1.4 pounds) of cocaine.
He served two years and four months in Federal Correctional Institution, Sandstone in Minnesota.
But the brain damage from the drug use was permanent.
The Russian and
#MAGA
bots are trending
#StockMarketCrash
again...
I share with you the current
#s
on
#WallStreet
-- NO CRASH.
So WHY are they tweeting that? Trump PROMISED a stock market crash under President Biden being elected. Instead, we have seen a lot of record HIGHS.
Today,
#MAGAts
are outraged over Listerine packaged for Pride Month -- which was two months ago btw.
Meanwhile, they support a twice-impeached former president / rapist who is 4x indicted on 91 charges. Yes, we are allowed to call Donald Trump a rapist by law. Because it's true.
They are now talking about how INEPT Trump was with Kim Jong-un and North Korea dealings. They just showed this image again. How were
#MAGAts
ever ok with this salute to an enemy?!
#JohnBolton
/
#BoltonInterview
This CANNOT be real, right?
▪️ he's an ejaculating PENIS
▪️ Barron is missing
▪️ Ivanka is shown before Melania
▪️ Barron is MIA
▪️ Mar-A-Lago is not the Winter White House
WTF?!
@TheAcademy
@jamieleecurtis
@A24
I was thinking -- the foursome of acting winners is the oldest in a while. Which is cool. And all won on their first nominations. Also cool.
Ke Huy Quan is 51
Brendan Fraser is 54
Michelle Yeoh is 60
Jamie Lee Curtis is 64
#OSCARS
Pretty rich that
@KellyannePolls
is calling our current VP dumb. I think we can all attest to how dumb KellyAnne was during Donald Trump's reign of stupidity (aka, his term).
Republicans lack any self-awareness.
#VoteDem
to keep idiots away!
@thehill
take note:
the people who are willing to testify have NOTHING to hide
the people who are refusing to have TONS to hide
this isn't rocket science!
Today we learn that idiot
#MAGAts
never heard of myocarditis before. And are insistent it didn't exist before the COVID vaccines.
How do these idiots FUNCTION on a daily basis!?!
To avoid any confusion with the current Twitter trend:
'Sweet Melania' is a horse running today
'Slut Melania' is the current
@FLOTUS
who will run as soon as Trump is removed from office
I am pleased to announce
@StephGrisham45
will be the next
@PressSec
& Comms Director! She has been with us since 2015 -
@potus
& I can think of no better person to serve the Administration & our country. Excited to have Stephanie working for both sides of the
@WhiteHouse
.
#BeBest
To pay homage to the recently-departed Buck Henry, the vintage
#SNL
episode @ 10pm ET tonight is from January 17, 1976:
Host = Henry
Musical guest = Bill Withers
Are
#MAGAts
that bored that they're making up
#EAGLES
(both football team and Don Henley band) lies today? Lame. Be productive. Go clean up your trailers instead.
#MAGAts
are upset that LOCK HER UP is trending for Ginni Thomas. So they're using it to talk about Hillary.
🤣🤣🤣
All their material is years or decades old!
@ScottWalker
FAR left?
more like the entire left, all independents and a growing number of Republican voters!
wake up, Scott -- and the rest of the
@GOP
!
the country and world is embarrassed by the man in The White House and those that still support him and/or look the away
#VoteBlue
!