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This is the most important thread EVER on Twitter! ⬇️
The people who know Trump best won’t support him.
Why should you?
A thread
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Congrats Lindsey -- you were right.
If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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Don Trump Jr., Eric Trump and Tiffany Trump are at the courthouse today.
But Melania Trump and Ivanka Trump have never showed up for the criminal.
Speaking of Melania and Ivanka, remember this fun GIF of them? 🤣
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"Happy Birthday MTG"
50 years of grossness.
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#TrumpIsALaughingStock
is trending. True.
But
#TrumpIsATraitor
should be trending instead.
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@ofctimallen
Tim Allen was caught at Kalamazoo/Battle Creek International Airport in possession of over 650 grams (1.4 pounds) of cocaine.
He served two years and four months in Federal Correctional Institution, Sandstone in Minnesota.
But the brain damage from the drug use was permanent.
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Advisers: "Mr. Trump, you have to start preparing for Tuesday's debate."
Trump: "How about I just tweet some insanity instead?"
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Someone tell coked-out Junior that we believe Stormy Daniels over him. His daddy's dick is...
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I was today years old when I learned that Harriet Hageman is actually George Santos in drag.
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The Russian and
#MAGA
bots are trending
#StockMarketCrash
again...
I share with you the current
#s
on
#WallStreet
-- NO CRASH.
So WHY are they tweeting that? Trump PROMISED a stock market crash under President Biden being elected. Instead, we have seen a lot of record HIGHS.
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stars over 90 having birthdays this week:
Rita Moreno turns 91 today
Bob Barker turns 99 tomorrow
Dick Van Dyke turns 97 Tuesday
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You’re going to jail, Elon Musk!
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@thehill
Hunter Biden is a lawyer.
Donald Trump cannot spell hamburger, moat or even his third trophy wife's name.
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RT if you feel the same as Dan Rather!
I do!
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@realDonaldTrump
he didn't break the law
he won in court
YOU LOST -- and you are FOOLISH and STUNNINGLY UNIFORMED
hahahhaaaa
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Today,
#MAGAts
are outraged over Listerine packaged for Pride Month -- which was two months ago btw.
Meanwhile, they support a twice-impeached former president / rapist who is 4x indicted on 91 charges. Yes, we are allowed to call Donald Trump a rapist by law. Because it's true.
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@thehill
the noise causes cancer. his dad was born in Germany. and ORIGINS is pronounced ORANGES. what a day for the,
#IdiotInChief
!
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easy!
Joan Rivers
Joey Heatherton (that one is hard for some)
Sonny Bono
Dionne Warwick
Debbie Reynolds
Liberace
Can you name the six celebrities shown with Tom Jones at his 34th birthday celebration in 1974?
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@JakeBGibson
I tweeted this yesterday. Nailed it.
As if corrupt Barr will allow that to happen to corrupt Trump's corrupt friend!
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3 of the 4 creeps now live in Floriduh!
The other one is dead.
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They are now talking about how INEPT Trump was with Kim Jong-un and North Korea dealings. They just showed this image again. How were
#MAGAts
ever ok with this salute to an enemy?!
#JohnBolton
/
#BoltonInterview
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This CANNOT be real, right?
▪️ he's an ejaculating PENIS
▪️ Barron is missing
▪️ Ivanka is shown before Melania
▪️ Barron is MIA
▪️ Mar-A-Lago is not the Winter White House
WTF?!
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@KNOPPStudios
@missgorobot
exactly
why steal Robin Williams' joke and make it worse?
makes no sense to us
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@TheAcademy
@jamieleecurtis
@A24
I was thinking -- the foursome of acting winners is the oldest in a while. Which is cool. And all won on their first nominations. Also cool.
Ke Huy Quan is 51
Brendan Fraser is 54
Michelle Yeoh is 60
Jamie Lee Curtis is 64
#OSCARS
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America has a problem... and her name is Lauren Boebert.
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"RIP Mike Leach" is trending because this guy jumped the gun. 😕
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DAILY REMINDER: The
#WorstPresidentEver
was also the worst tweeter ever. That's why he's no longer in the White House or on Twitter!
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Pretty rich that
@KellyannePolls
is calling our current VP dumb. I think we can all attest to how dumb KellyAnne was during Donald Trump's reign of stupidity (aka, his term).
Republicans lack any self-awareness.
#VoteDem
to keep idiots away!
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@thehill
take note:
the people who are willing to testify have NOTHING to hide
the people who are refusing to have TONS to hide
this isn't rocket science!
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@kylegriffin1
Trump and the
@GOP
have been attacking our veterans for YEARS:
McCain, Khan, Vindman, etc.
disgusting!
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'Jesus Christ is Alive' is trending again this morning.
It's always a great opportunity to remember
#WWJD
!
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Can we stop this Jackie Kennedy / Jackie O comparison bullshit!?!
REALITY:
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#ArrestTrumpNow
is trending.
As it should EVERY day.
Not just on days of the televised hearings.
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@thehill
also from Lindsey Graham -- the ONLY time he was RIGHT:
If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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Today we learn that idiot
#MAGAts
never heard of myocarditis before. And are insistent it didn't exist before the COVID vaccines.
How do these idiots FUNCTION on a daily basis!?!
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Someone tell coked-out Junior that we believe Stormy Daniels over him. His daddy's dick is...
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@thehill
REALITY: Mr. "I Give Up My Salary" has cost American taxpayers more than any other president EVER
and he's not even 3 years in
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@thehill
Such fakery. Trump signs a blank sheet of paper for yet another photo opp debacle.
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@realDonaldTrump
the Trump North Korea Summit was an
#EpicFail
Trump makes EVERYTHING WORSE!
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To avoid any confusion with the current Twitter trend:
'Sweet Melania' is a horse running today
'Slut Melania' is the current
@FLOTUS
who will run as soon as Trump is removed from office
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Don't worry -- Marla Maples is fine.
She is NOT trending because she was pushed down a stairwell before being buried at a golf course.
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@freedlander
LOL
@MelaniaTrump
!
I am pleased to announce
@StephGrisham45
will be the next
@PressSec
& Comms Director! She has been with us since 2015 -
@potus
& I can think of no better person to serve the Administration & our country. Excited to have Stephanie working for both sides of the
@WhiteHouse
.
#BeBest
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so Ryan Reynolds was supposed to be on
@JimmyKimmelLive
tonight and Will Ferrell was supposed to be on
@FallonTonight
-- but they swapped
GOOFY!
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@KateBennett_DC
LOL
@CNN
-- not sure who this Kate person is -- but that is one bad take. pink slip her!
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To pay homage to the recently-departed Buck Henry, the vintage
#SNL
episode @ 10pm ET tonight is from January 17, 1976:
Host = Henry
Musical guest = Bill Withers
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Never forget that Kellyanne Conway suffered severe brain damage at the Bowling Green Massacre. Cut
@KellyannePolls
some slack!
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@krassenstein
stop saying "no one cares"
I care, you care, most people care
the correct thing to say: the
@GOP
does NOT care
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#MAGAts
are upset that LOCK HER UP is trending for Ginni Thomas. So they're using it to talk about Hillary.
🤣🤣🤣
All their material is years or decades old!
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@ScottWalker
FAR left?
more like the entire left, all independents and a growing number of Republican voters!
wake up, Scott -- and the rest of the
@GOP
!
the country and world is embarrassed by the man in The White House and those that still support him and/or look the away
#VoteBlue
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@kylegriffin1
The life of
@realDonaldTrump
in a nutshell:
Golf, tweet, rally, lie, obstruct, repeat
Golf, tweet, rally, lie, obstruct, repeat
Golf, tweet, rally, lie, obstruct, repeat
Golf, tweet, rally, lie, obstruct, repeat
Golf, tweet, rally, lie, obstruct, repeat
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#MAGAts
are complaining that Bill Nye is talking about hurricanes because they rather have Marjorie Taylor Greene talk about them.
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