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Metalcore kid forever stuck in his “Liking Hockey” phase. Video Editor, silly goose. priv: @flapantr
Joined April 2016
@male_coded Cash Quick is the coolest fucking name I’ve ever heard, that kids goin places.
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For 425 dollars Matthew Tkachuk should hand it to me personally, at my door.
The new Fanatics jerseys are now available — including a $425 ‘authentic’ version — which is exactly what the players wear.
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Imagine being a medium security prisoner in a Canadian jail just tryna play ball hockey, and Carter hart is there stopping all your shots. I’d be so pressed.
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“Mitch, Boston is about to pull away in the series, do something!!!!!”. Mitch Marner:
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Evander Kane is not a redemption story. The story of Evander Kane is just more evidence that if you are good at a sport, you can get away with abuse, domestic violence, and sexual assault. No number of goals will make Evander Kane not an abuser. Full stop.
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The last time a Canadian fan celebrated a Stanley cup win the Lion King hadn’t been released in theaters.
Grand total of 39 Florida fans celebrating the Stanley Cup win 🏆 .
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Checkmate
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do a literal google search of a panther before making your graphic. I’m begging you.
THE STANLEY CUP FINAL IS LOCKED IN 🔥. Panthers vs. Golden Knights, winner lifts Lord Stanley 🏆
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Me: who’s this dickhead with the Finnish flag tryna cut me in the bathroom line. Barkov: hey can I get through.
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Complaining about ticket prices being affordable is hilarious. Like damn it’s such a bad thing that normal fans can afford to attend a weekday hockey game. It’s almost like the ticket prices are why Florida games are loud as fuck, while scotiabank sounds like a library.
“Hockey works in Florida” - Gary Bettman. ….meanwhile in Florida there are still tickets left for 2 contenders at the reasonable price of $34 . ….meanwhile in Quebec City there are literally shrines people pray to to bring back the Nordiques.
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“Connor Mcdavid needs to win a cup!!” . Ok but like have you considered this: fuck him.
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I hope the 2024 first round pick the Florida Panthers traded for Claude Giroux has a good day in algebra 1 class on Monday.
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A refresher to anyone who might need it that Jonathan Toews lead a locker room that bullied a teammate and rape survivor openly. At the bare minimum, as the captain, he did absolutely nothing to stop it. Him, bowman, quenneville, and the rest are gutless and disgraceful
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The panthers got OEL, mikkola, Kulikov, Stenlund, Stolarz, and Evan Rodrigues for less against the cap this year than the Leafs spent on Ryan Reaves, John Klingberg, and Tyler Bertuzzi. That’s not tax, that’s just one GM lapping another. Weep.
No-state income tax conference champions.
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Damn I wonder why panther fans didn’t wanna buy your bum ass shirts.
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I’m begging a player to refuse to wear a military appreciation night jersey, just so we can see how the “respect his beliefs” crowd reacts.
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Official NHL team accounts acting like 14 year old internet trolls is embarrassing. It’s cringe as fuck.
THEY'RE SO MAD 😂😂😂.
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Oilers: we have two of the best players on the planet and we are firing on all cylinders. This is our year. Some mf named silovs:
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He just tryna ask what time the game is on tonight /:.
WOW! Check out this Florida panther go right up to a home east of Naples in Golden Gate Estates. That's a big cat! Credit: @WINKNews viewer Vendela B.
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The panthers have had to play Andrei Vasilevskiy, heater Swayman, and heater Igor in these playoffs man….
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Barkov when Marchand asked to fight him.
This is my favorite set of trail cam images by a wide margin. He looks so perplexed
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People ask me why I had such a tough time talking about my situation. It's because of this. When it's a woman who takes advantage, nobody believes you. Everyone said they didn't believe me, or that I deserved it. I'm still broken mentally. Help and believe survivors.
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No drug on this planet could give me the rush this goal did
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Hearing an announcer blatantly celebrate an injury is so wild lmfao.
Matthew Tkachuk did not come out to start the 2nd period
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I don’t think people quite grasp what us long time Panther fans have been through to get to this moment. Didnt see us make the playoffs til I was 13 years old. Didn’t see us win a playoff round til I was 23 years old. One win away from a moment that once felt… impossible.
We shouldn't lose sight of how it's the FLORIDA PANTHERS that are on the verge of winning the Stanley Cup in utterly dominant fashion. The Florida. Freaking. Panthers. One of the most buffoonish franchises in sports history for so long. There really is hope for any fan base.
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“The bruins doing their best to antagonize barkov into dumb penalties/fights all game” . Barkov:
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The moneypuck circle is the greatest ongoing scam on hockey Twitter.
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God this franchise not being broke anymore rocks so hard.
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weep btw
@Tkachuckle have fun riding the wave from your Stanley Cup win last year!. oh wait. .
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If you are insulting Spencer Knight for hanging out with friends during a potentially very rough time in his life, just know that your entire family hates you.
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Whoever did this is a panther legend.
Hey @JaneCastor we have to find the miscreant responsible for this and lock them up. Such @TBLightning disrespect in our own city cannot be tolerated. Hope it motivates @RealStamkos91 & the Bolts to win tomorrow night. #GoBolts
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Wake up fuckers, the panthers play in the Stanley cup final again today
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No barkov and tkachuk? . Td garden is still amerant bank arena north, hit that music 🥱
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Currently cackling at the idea of Joe Biden trying to pronounce Eetu Luostarinen’s name at the White House celebration.
Teamwork and toughness, congrats @FlaPanthers on capping a dominant season with your first-ever Stanley Cup!.
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Wall Bobrovsky if you can hear me save me. Wall bobrovsky please save me, wall bobrovsky
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Who has the best nickname in hockey history? 🤔.
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Huberdeau and Weegar seeing Lomberg walk into the locker room
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If barkov is out for game 3 I want Draisaitl arrested at the border as he tries to return to Canada.
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The hockey medias overwhelming bias toward the oilers makes my desire to win tonight that much more intense. Like I get it, the panthers are on the verge of the wrong side of history. But this is game 7, and there’s 2 teams playing. I hope the panthers feel that same disrespect.
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What if we kissed 😳😳😳😳 on the Silver Sofa with Florida Panthers 2024 Champions logo😳😳😳😳😳
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still can’t believe the panthers won the cup man, like my wacky franchise that plays in a swamp actually did it bro.
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Still can’t believe the franchise who once ran a promotion where you could get seats in exchange for losing lottery tickets just had a championship parade down FTL beach with hundreds of thousands of people. One of the great turnaround stories in sports that few are discussing.
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Me walking to my couch 13 edibles deep ready to watch game 7 on Monday:
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Btw shoutout to @aduclair10 and Radko Gudas. They played a big part in rebuilding this franchise and it sucks that they aren’t here to celebrate it. You guys will always be panthers🫶.
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The panthers villain origin story was attending a strip club before game 4 of the 2022 eastern conference semifinals. Everything changed from that moment.
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Relocation rumors. Empty seats jokes. Frugal owners who refused to spend money. A laundry list of terrible head coaches. The tallon blueprint. The Tom rowe disaster. The taxi incident. And so much more. Weve been through a lot as a fanbase. We earned this night. #timetohunt.
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To my non panther oomfs: No matter how good you think he is, barkov is actually better. When he’s at his best, as he’s been the past 2 seasons, there may not be a better 200 foot hockey player in the salary cap era.
ALL-TIME EFFORT FROM ALEKSANDER BARKOV 🔥. He fights off three Blues, draws the penalty in OT, and snipes it for the winner
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Ekblad has a separated shoulder, torn oblique, and broken foot. Tkachuk has a broken sternum. Montour has a torn labrum. Gudas has a high ankle sprain. Luostarinen has a fractured (?). Bennett has a significant shoulder injury. Wow. Insane what guys will do for a chance at a cup.
**Injury Update** 🚨 🚑 .It was a career season with many franchise records set by @FlaPanthers Stud D Montour. I’m told he played with torn labrum in his shoulder, likely needs surgery and could be out 3 months. @espn @NHL @NHLNetwork @TSNHockey @DKSportsbook #HockeyTwitter.
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Idk man. His English is pretty good when he’s being a whiny baby.
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It’s because your merch is garbage and panthers twitter hates you. Hope this helps.
Congrats to @nickysmokess on the Panthers. Also as a side note Barstool set a new record for all time low merch sales for any championship team in any sport for the past decade. Very impressive stuff from our "vibes" guy.
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Shoutout to Canucks twitter. You guys get to share in this too. Enjoy it, thanks for riding with us.
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Ya know man… I didn’t survive to see the panthers blow a 3-0 lead in the cup final. In 24 hours, destroy the fairytale ending. Be the fucking villains and deny Mcdavid of history. Rip those fuckers hearts out and hoist the cup in front of a rabid amerant bank 🤝@FlaPanthers.
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Been watching hockey for over 20 years and the panthers are so so close to killing my love of the sport forever lmfao.
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From being in the strip club down 3-0, to becoming the strippers after winning the Stanley cup. This is what the American dream is all about, follow your dreams kids.
Ryan Lomberg and Aaron Ekblad took turns climbing the pole at E11EVEN Miami 😭. (via g_disco/IG)
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Canadians are really mad about this, but if the panthers score first, the roof is going to end up a few miles into the Atlantic Ocean. Panthers fans are passionate man, especially those of us who have been here our whole lives. This game means hell of a lot to a lot of people.
Matthew Tkachuk on the expectation of the atmosphere tomorrow night: . “It will probably be the loudest rink I’ve ever played in in my entire life.” @TSNHockey.
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If you look closely, you can clearly see ice in this photo
@Metalpanthers Lol have you even seen ice before?.
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THE FLORIDA PANTHERS HAVE COME INTO TORONTO AND TAKEN BOTH GAMES FROM THE LEAFS. Not bad for an irrelevant franchise, huh? #timetohunt
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Eating stoner pizza while stoned at the bank will hit so hard
NEW: Stoner’s Pizza has become the official pizza of the Florida Panthers. Fans will be able to order BOGO pizzas on gameday with a special promo code.
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For a franchise that has done nothing but disappoint its fan since its inception, this would be undoubtedly the worst heartbreak of them all. Just actually pathetic, what the fuck happened to this team’s mental toughness? Paul Maurice’s legacy is on the verge of being destroyed.
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Me discussing Sam Bennett
Florida’s Sam Bennett has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for roughing Pittsburgh’s Drew O'Connor.
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We watched the Lightning go to three straight cups without ever once coming close to winning the Atlantic division. Then, we watched a team who finished with 42 wins do this against a team who won 52. The regular season is semi-meaningless brother, just enjoy the ride
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20 good minutes… imma vomit . How we feeling, we still breathing out there?.
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Got help monetarily (shoutout to my parents🫶🫶) pulled 42 strings, and took out 1.5 kidneys…. But I am now the proud owner of 1 ticket to game 5 of the Stanley Cup Final, so I will see you fuckers on Tuesday 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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I’ll go further. Barkov, Bob, and Ekblad are locks for number retirements. I think Carter Verhaeghe should be a lock as well based on his insane playoff resume and having scored in basically every big game this franchise has ever played in. 23 shouldn’t be worn again.
I’m calling it. 72 is going up to the rafters when it’s all said and done.
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Can’t tell you what a stain this is going to be on Paul Maurice, Sergei Bobrovsky, and every other panthers legacy. The kind of stuff that will come up in hall of fame conversations, and deservedly so. I’m going to be taking at least a few years off hockey after game 7.
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The fight for redemption didn’t start in the 2023 finals. 1 more win to redemption for this organization, and for this fan base that has been mocked forever. 1 win from everyone who said hockey would never work in south Florida being forced to watch us hoist the cup
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Was worth every fucking year, month, hour, and second we waited for it.
It is going to feel so fucking good when Gary Bettman one day hands that cup to Sasha Barkov. That day is coming #flapanthers fans. The offseason is finally here, and I can’t wait to see what Bill zito does in his 2nd year.
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I was at this game, and remember the media fire storm that ensued. It looked so obvious that the franchise was on the verge of relocation. So proud of how far this franchise and fan base has come over the past decade.
The Panthers announced attendance for tonight's game was 7,311. This is what that looks like. http://t.co/wIcf17Aey1.
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How I feel rn after defending this man being the captain for so many years
Maurice on Barkov taking over tonight:. “He’s the perfect man to be the captain of the Florida Panthers.”
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We must get her to game 6 if we want the cup, somebody get on this
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As Florida Panthers fans, we’ve been through hell. 25 years without a single 2nd round appearance, the constant relocation rumors, the No fans jokes, and so much else. Enjoy this moment. We earned this. #timetohunt.
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The Florida Panthers drew 18k fans to a regular season game against the Buffalo Sabres. We have officially beat the no fans allegations #timetohunt
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This just kinda confirms what I’ve heard from friends who have worked for the lightning. Nikita Kucherov is a complete prick.
Nikita Kucherov: "The fans in Montreal acted like they won the Stanley Cup last game. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Their final was last round.".
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