@CarolMaps Fucking hell, you weren’t wrong 🤣

The band Bush are going on a “world tour” with dates in south and North Americas only. Kind of tells you all you need to know about the American mindset, right now.

Arsenal’s defense, this evening, has me wondering how they are a top 2 Premier League team?

@haveigotnews Kardashian

@niksolo12 @Jamsie It’s a very measured and funny destruction of the man. I unfollowed him on LinkedIn, recently. The next day it asked me if I wanted to follow him. He must be spending a lot to get his face out there.

@crazy_bitch88 It’s the same on BA business class. And the seats have a curve in front of them so you can’t lie straight. 🤨

Happy Burns’ Night. In observance of proper etiquette I shall be deep-frying a pizza.

Watching “Back In Action” where Americans seem to think that The UK would flood if the Thames barrier was opened 🤣

Just going to predict Norwich won’t have a shot on target, tonight 😬

Is it worth downloading TikTok now that all the septics aren’t there?

@YorkshireSlang ….dreams come to die

Just had a missed call on my mobile. Rang it back and it was a hospital in London but they’ve no idea who rang me 😕

I have a few questions

Someone is coming to drop something off at our house. They won’t be coming in or even able to see in the house. My wife is currently cleaning the house as if the King himself were performing an inspection.

@Ricktw1tter @shedseven Thanks Rick, you’ve made his day.

@Bruno_Di_Gradi I met her a few years ago. She was lovely. Gave my boy a high-five.

Girl from Aberdeenshire currently DJ’ing on Radio 1. Her Aunt babysat my 6 year-old, last week 😎