thinking about how when thistle shows up again he has microbangs. not only are adventurer’s ransacking YOUR dungeon, but they turned YOUR dragon into a HUMAN girl, AND you accidentally cut your bangs too short. thistle’s worst day ever
My issue with Yakuza Kiwami 2 is that it takes place in 2006 but the death of Steve Irwin The Crocodile Hunter is never mentioned. I bring this up because it dramatically altered the culture at the time and-
“I’m a failure,” I say. “No you’re not; Just believe in yourself,” a voice says. I look and it’s Kiryu Kazuma from the critically-acclaimed Ryu Ga Gotoku franchise
Alternate version of Yakuza kiwami where Kiryu gets out of jail and, instead of being petty and hating him, Nishiki just vents to him for hours about the shit he’s dealt with for the past decade
Kiryu hanging out with Majima at the pocket circuit stadium and pointing at his car saying “wouldn’t it be cool if we were small enough to ride in these?” and Majima just stares at him like “Kiryu-chan, actual cars exist”
Nishiki: yeah so my car is basically top of the line and now that you’ve taken a ride in it I was wondering what you think
Kazama: It doesn’t have leather seats. Kiryu would’ve gotten leather seats.
Nishiki:
Kiryu from the next room over hearing Majima say “If I throw it, ya gotta catch it, alright?” while Haruka goes “uh-huh” and Kiryu smiles thinking they’re having fun until he sees Majima holding the Christmas tree
Golden Kamuy characters being reincarnated as high school hockey players and feeling decades of human experience and relationships vanish from their heads
I think about how Mithrun wasn’t crying yet in this panel. He got teary-eyed after Kabru approached like how you break down only when someone asks if you’re ok 😭
Genji: Hanzo, calm down. It’s OKAY that I beat you at Mariokart it’s just a game
Hanzo, practicing racing at 3am: The phrase “it’s just a game” is such a weak mindset. You are ok with what happened, losing, imperfection of a craft. When you stop getting angry after losing, you
Majima giving Kiryu a pocket circuit car for Valentine’s Day and Kiryu is like “oh wow thanks” and then Majima goes “take a bite of it” and Kiryu’s entire mind is blown when he finds out it’s chocolate
Majima: You forgot what day it is didn’t you, Kiryu-chan….
Kiryu who paid 10 guys to stand around the corner ahead and surprise fight Majima for his birthday: I don’t know what you’re talking about.
I feel like Majima has sudden realizations that he’s being too soft/ letting his persona slip like he’s sitting in Tojo HQ calmly and then suddenly perks up and pushes a stack of papers off of Daigo’s desk
I can’t imagine Kiryu and Majima doing anything spectacular with their retired life they just sit at a kotatsu and watch their roomba for like an hour every morning