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Pain Warrior
Crab gets packaged alive and breaks out whilst at the store
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Gwen Stefani was putting up w some serious shit in Underneath It All
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@lolt64
On the cave wall I have already rendered in mammoth's blood my tribe as powerful warriors wielding the arcane fire, and yours as diminutive stick figures with no weapons, at most half the size of those representing my own people, and the shaman is throwing mud on me with fervor.
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My date: and so I really had to, yk, apply myself, to recover from this insane set back, in a way that I hadn't had to since school. It was hard, but I fou--
AMULET: I don't want to eat here.
Me: I don't want to eat here.
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One of my pupils shows great promise
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My vizier figuring out how to let me down easy when he has to tell me about how my son was torn asunder on the front lines of the chaos war (he orchestrated the conflict and suggested my only heir be deployed for morale)
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On earth, I was simply a normal, if combat trained, human. But, here on mollusk world,
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Post a pic where your SPIRIT was insane. Post a pic where your IQ was HIGH. Post a pic where your HEART was BIG
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Sire, might I suggest a blunt and Philly cheese steak to go with your concubine?
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My meemaw and her best friend from church
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All timer high life in the beverage chat here they're drinking from the Hoarfrost Flagon Of Blashyrkh this is the Grim And Frostbitten Miller we're looking at here
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Not me showing up late to my sons birthday with the presents! That's not me. I've got to warn them.
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AMULET: slow down. His lights are on.
Me: but the body in--
AMULET: don't pull over, just slow down for a moment.
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Got emotional reading about these spiders bc I was reminded they only get to live a few years. If only there was some way to make them much larger and allow them to live 20x as long.
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My god damned commanding officer wants us to jettison the escape pods to make more room for the strange artifact we just found in the icy vacuum of deep space. Classic.
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Commercial scale cannabis growth/distribution and/or seasonal wilderness firefighters
growing up there was a cody in every elementary school class but as an adult i haven’t met a cody in years. where did they go
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Just saw someone misunderstand some stuff that i think I know more about.
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My 38 month old daughter is enamored by her primordial gore jawed sea beast
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Romelo talking about coining the term goon juice
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Yeah, I called it that sorta off the top of brain, a beautiful mistake if you will, but it caught on, but I think it really became a thing when we started talking about making homemade bootleg Baja Blast and calling it "goonshine"
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The American Dental Association is a coalition of the most evil butchers in America paid to mutilate the most important part of the human body
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I don't "need" jet to function. It just takes the edge off
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God designing His first race
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My childhood was spent in the Blood Pits of Gurranthine pitting my steel against rhe flesh of the other children, slaughtering hundreds hoping all the while to curry favor with Larnaq Serpentskin the warking of sleepless dreaming.
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My vizier is serving. The interests of the kingdom, that is.
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Tfw you're about to order the interloper's execution but he hits you w the STAY YOUR HAND MILORD and starts juggling like crazy
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This is Thomas "Leno killer" before and after I told him about the poison.
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Interrupting the officer with his hand on his pistol while he asks me if i have any weapons in the car to ask him to repeat himself because I can't hear him over the deafening voice in my head emanating from the black bladed sword in the back seat
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John Wick 4 Hotline Miami hotel
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Pulled over for expired tabs and looking frantically in the console for my magic ring as the officers silhouette looms in the rear view mirror
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My buddy is watching the new game.of thrones
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My newer pupil is much more naive than the student I was forced to banish from the dojo after he challenged me to a duel but he has a lot of heart.
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I got your drum machine right here
man joyce manor sucks all y'all 32 year olds it's time to learn what the fuck a drum machine is and listen to big girl music
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Starkiller do you copy this is Juno eclipse you're nearing your target. The disgraced jedi master Scott Collins is hiding in the back of the YMCA aquatics department in his office. Remember when he had you fired for attempting to alert the board of directors to his misconduct.
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They call it final fantasy because you fantasize about it finally being over and you get up and turn 360 degrees and walk away
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Ultimate red flag woman just recommended a metal band to me named An Autumn For Crippled Children. I'm thinking in my head like is this skinny jeans beard guy metal. Is this Jennifer's Body metal. Well it is.
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Is this guy from whitest kids you know
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"You are suffering from buffout withdrawal. You are suffering from jet withdrawal. You are suffering from med-x withdrawal. You are suffering from psycho--" no, I'm not. I'm fine. And I'll prove it to you, right now.
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I love blow up enclave propaganda machines. I love to hack computers. And most of all. I love my plasma rifle.
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It's awesome to think about ancient bionic warriors waging war
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To all the sick bastards who wanted me to die and go to hell for smoking real weed the way God intended you should know that I got too high and the bag fell out of the window and floated away because it was so light and dry. I hope you're happy.
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When the grotesque alien overlords of the planet on which you've been stranded have a shapely humanoid princess >>>
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I'm going to get famous with my tweets about my various friends
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My daily 2nd white monster begging for its life in the fridge
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This bodes ill...
@MentalTruth3909
I just started supplying that pupil with the secret teachings that you have forbidden
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Look alive out there! Quit playing with the grass!
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Gee a timing belt and water pump switch is like a grand idk if I should be getting into all that.
The amulet: you will save $781.00
Me: I will save $781.00
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Attributing pain/wind warrior archetypes to animals is tricky business but crabs are pretty clearly pain warriors across the board as are most invertebrates
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15,000 no lowballs I know what I got
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Going to the pet store for bugs is awesome but no one can replace my warrior
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Master chief these bug eyed freaks have families you know what to do. Leave them nothing to bury
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Replied with "Roger that" too many times in a row to my supervisor
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The pop stars are puppets of an insane right wing protofascist state whose main source of income is teenagers groomed and conditioned for performance
what the actual fuck is going on in south korea like seriously women have been apologizing for dating, exchanging shoes, vaping indoors and what not absurd things but meanwhile all the harassers, rapists and criminals are working in the industry without any serious consequences…
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I love Peru
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Shit i would not have put her through btw
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The amulet has greatly simplified the day to day of my existence by eliminating the perverting influences of any with the potential to distract me from my true purpose
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Walking into a gas station and highlighting all the "taco" flavored roller tacos in the hot food area like this
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Hey man. I heard about what happened with your brother and the containment procedure bay door lock down accident. That was really stupid of him and it could happen to you.
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I will never again in my life be able to see a movie at the theater to completion without chatter from the audience. The era of tasteful theater patrons has passed, and I am the last vanguard alone...
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I thought having a collection of ancient sapient cursed artifacts would help provide structure in my life but their conflicting interests are taking their toll on my ability to subjugate the pathetic mongrels of the kingdom
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Me watching Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen when Optimus Prime alone is battling multiple Decepticons at once but their wicked treachery eventually overpowers his noble spirit
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Me when my first teeth started coming in
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Scary gun, officer. But it is no match for my pictish horde! *several picts spill forth from the back of the van in war paint and naught else save their weapons*
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