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NHIF Building.
The old thing just stopped suddenly midflight (in between floors) then just fell from 10th floor till maybe 2nd or 3rd floor then moved polepole to ground.
Nilikua nashikiwa na huko National Library screaming like a bitch
My worst fear of being stuck in a lift alone has come to pass.😂 Kama nimewai kukosea naomba msamaha, niachilie please💀💀😂
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An acquaintance died in her sleep on Sunday -Monday night.
Hakua mgonjwa.
Alilala tu hakuamka.
She was born 2002
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Huku nje inaitwa Cosmos (coz of the manufacturer) . Ni chlorpromazine 100mg . Used to deal with mental health issues such as schizophrenia and bipolar.. utaona mtu anakaa zombie .
Not long ago it used to be Benylin C and Coscof C (cough syrups with codeine) ...
There is a disaster in my village. There is a drug that one adds in alcohol and becomes drunk for at least 3 days... 😭😭😭. Young men are wasting away daily!
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Betty Kyallo wrote a story that totally failed to mention Dennis Okari,thereby having Kenyans online assuming that he,Okari, never was supportive when their daughter was critically ill and in the ICU at Nairobi Hospital. Maybe she forgot and Ken Mijungu reminded her.
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Apparently yesterday in Mlangoo (mlango kubwa) there was a fight between Kenyans and Ugandans and some people walikatwakatwa na mapanga and under that post people are giving their stories that have made me scared of the place
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Nilishtuliwa na something that touched my door . Turns it was my neighbor on the third door. It was 1:32 am he was waking his people to open the door for him. Nikalala.
At 5:20am nikiamka bado I heard him knocking and calling her name. Ni ka alilala hapo nje
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I have lived in only 4 rented places since I moved away from home and in 2 of those places I discovered people never leave their marriages when they are cheated on or they are beaten daily and that was really shocking.
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Ukiwa na over 100k go for Samsung
Less than 100k but over 50k go for LG
Less that amount but over 30 go for Sony
Ukiwa na 20-30k go for Skyworth 40 inch
TV brand gani poa mtu anaweza buy asi feel ni kama ametupa pesa? 🤔
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"Si must uandikwe Kazi after school" they said "Start a biz" more added and " being your own boss is the shortest and easiest route to riches they added
😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Lately Safaricom services are really terrible
1. You are on a call then unashtukia simu imenyamaza tu for some seconds.
2. Mpesa. You transact maybe on till or paybill then inakaa over 10 minutes before the message irudi
3. Promotional messages
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Hapa Kenya unaezaenda hospital needing very serious services (maybe umevunjika spinal chord and bleeding seriously)uingie upate someone playing Candy Crush on their phone akuangalie vibaya till useme "sorry for interrupting your game nitarudi baadaye" uende na huko nje tu ukufe
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After that blunder by Charlene sidhani ataonekana in public tena.
Nashuku nabii alimuuliza "yaani huwezinyamaza ukikula?"
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Kuna a neighbor nilibeba last week from home to town later akanitext saying she notices time I leave and come in. Daily
Ati she planned nimbebe that day.... I understood what she meant but nitatulia tu
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She did not rise from selling curtains.
The Omanga family in Kisii ni dynasty . Very old monies
Millicent Omanga rose from selling curtains to being nominated out of no where, later on joining UDA alias System ya Majambazi landed that CAS job and right now she's busy flaunting material wealth they can't account on how they acquired it. Enyewe this is a 🍌 Republic.
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Yaani Jowi alienda kuvisit Monica Kimani na Allion ya Jacque maribe? Enyewe men are trash!!. And it was their first meeting,a blind date after meeting on Facebook
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1.Things become expensive in Kenya
2. Someone brings a solution to the said problem. A cheaper option
3. Demand for the cheaper option shoots up.
4. Price shoots
5. Back to 1.
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While heading home from mjengo on the opposite side of Red Hill-waiyaki Way Link road I saw that Mazda Axela fly over over the road barrier and hit 3 concrete blocks, roll twice and lie upside down.
Great thing is that the 4 people inside it got out unscathed..he was drunk
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THEM: Msinunue gazeti jioni
Gazeti za last week
Rollanda Rochelle She Fitty Three..
Ma nigga you thinkin what am thinkin? Dzaaaaaaaaamn!👌😍
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@Osama_otero
😂 place nilianza kumuogopa ni Ile day aliuliza "mkiniangalia hivi nakaa kuibiwa kura?" Then just after chebukati announced elections I heard shollei say wameanza kujipanga for the petition.
That was way before RAO aongee. Maybe amejipanga
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Siezishangaa hizo video za David Osiany are real. But swali ni, where were the agents of Azimio when that was happening?
Nilikua agent wao in 2013 in Nakuru. Never seen a longer day. Had woken up at 3 kwenda pollling station .nilikaa njaa till midnight ....
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Apparently ukihama hiyo mtaa tunaulizwa kwa nini unahama na unaexpect wakule nini ukihama? And are fined.
Ukihama na pickup that's another fine . Unafaa kuhama na mkokoteni
Ukiwa sad/happy kuna fine. "Why are you sad/happy when the rest of us are happy/sad?"
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Now this is sad and i get it why President Kenyatta would bring Cuban Doctors
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Harambee Stars players were paid to allow in goals and lose matches. Aje sasa?No patriotism?
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Kuna a friend anatafta job . Ako jobless ,ako na experience as a waiter ya 2 years but thanks to lockdown and curfews their business closed down. She is willing to take any decent job that pays
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But Nairobi is a really,really dangerous place..
Ni ka uji iko kwa sufuria inakaa imepoa but deep down is simmering hot
CBD on Sundays should be a no-go zone unless uko na shugli huko
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@AnziaEugene
@DrJuma_M
Agreed.
I never believed that suicide story at any time
I never believed she did all that actually
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@mcpipita
Usishtuke saaaana bro. Most of us did such courses. I did BSc. Microbiology thinking that KEMRI,KRA,KEBS and kina government laboratory will come to my village to my village to look for me as a hotcake. 8 years later nothing of that sort has happened to me or others who....
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"Kasarani Woman jumps to her death from Apartment after arguing With Boyfriend"
That's how I got to learn of my friend Brenda Kawira Gitonga's death.
Most of us ,her friends believe there was foul play and we need the death investigated
#JusticeForKawira
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MAUMAUs didn't chase the British.Britain started giving colonies independence systematically from 1960 by which time the Maumau had been finished
Unpopular opinion: Kenyan Independence Edition.
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Nothing I hate as much as cons and thieves
Kuna someone nilifanyia Writing (online writing ) some time ago akinilipaga daily my dues then akaanza kudelay a day or two and the last time alihepa na my dues za a week.
$120
Nafikiriaga kumtumia goons.
I don't believe in karma
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Every year kunakua na cases za flooding pale Highrise na South C and people keep moving to the same same houses where every rainy season you meet sufuria yako na mugs kwa stage ukitoka job jioni..
If ni rentals why insist on living there?
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"Nilikua Alliance"
"Mi ni lawyer,"
"I'm a student at The University of Nairobi"
"I'm 6'5 tall"
"Nimetoka gym"
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What they call 'mchele' out there are drugs used to treat anxiety and panic disorders and among their side effects ni drowsiness. A patient should take 1-4 tabs a day but hao watu wa mchele huekea their victims upto to 10 tabs kwa pombe. They rarely have any smell or taste
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Hiyo video ya Bridget Achieng imenishtua
Hebu think how many such videos of you might be in people's phones waiting for you to mess up or vie for political office wazirelease...
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@TerryanneChebet
I know people will recommend saccos they are in. Friendly advice; just join a sacco where you know members (for ease of finding guarantors)
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@B3laze
Naona watu wanasema ati ni coz ako na wengi so he can't afford taking them to private schools..
Mnasahau there are so so many scholarships available kwa Ministry of Education and Foreign Affairs
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Kuna day a Meru mama alinishow atanipikia akaniuliza nataka ninii nikasema ugali sukuma.
She cooked both of them in the same pot. Together
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@Osama_otero
Saccos -savings and credit society.
There are many of them in kenya but there are around 10-15 which are considered great by most.
Uzuri wa sacco ni loans (this is the actual reason why people join saccos) and to get a loan you have to
1. Save for at least 6 months
2. ....
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Nakumbuka primo time ya GHC ilikua ukianguka between no. 1-7 (mapwork) ulikua unavunjwa mbaya sana
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#ShareMyHustle
i sell quality women's and men's inner clothings (panties,boxers,vests and bras) at affordable rates. I have a shop within Gachie area which is on Red Hill road off Limuru Road and i do deliveries free within Nairobi CBD free of charge 6 days a week and ...
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@Osama_otero
@amerix
My opinion is this, if you're in a position ya kusaidiwa na mzazi get help bana . By help simaanishi petty things like kupewa gari by the parent. I mean connections za job, advice or even financial help if you want to start a biz.
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@denno_maks
😂😂😂pia ilihappenia a friend... Wakaita attendant akashindwa then wakaita driver wa ma3. Badala awasaidie alikua akiisha tu akiwamock wawashe gari
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...njaa karibu ituue. Tulikua na boy Fulani agent wa Wiper. Saa hizo agents wa TNA waliletewa breakfast , snacks at 10,lunch at 1, supper and then chai ya usiku na kulipwa beforehand
Tulitoka before even signing those things bana .
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Sakaja might not have completed school but he is very,very ,very sharp. He is well-informed and has taken Igathe's jabs well.
I'm not saying he is not a fraud but he is good ..
Slow start but a very good debator.
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Alihama a few days then came crawling back to get his woman. I guess he gave her a license to cheat on him continuously
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The lower side of CBD near Muthurwa is stinky as hell but kazi zenu ni kurecycle same pics za Kenyatta Avenue saying how NMS has delivered
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@amerix
50 Memos To Men by Silas Nyanchwani
1. Stop dating broken women
2. Time is money
3. Don't be scared to start afresh
4. Consider giving alcohol a break
5. Learn to be a Christian without being a simp
6. Don't hit a woman
7. Best time to marry is after 30
#MasculinitySaturday
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Oraimo produces among the very best phone chargers and earphones
If they ever decide to build phones I will be a proud owner of that
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@Osama_otero
The standard wrote about them some years ago, I guess 2013 or 14. I guess they are those conceived when their homes are mourning and any man who goes between their thighs dies.
They are the most beautiful.
They are thought to be daughters of Death.
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In that same same compound a husband got hold of the wife's phone and caught some pics that were shared between her and one of the neighbors
Man nearly died of depression.
See, the other guy is a big fella who's not afraid to throw hands. Never seen a man more depressed
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@risongose
Alikaanga mboga then ikiwa almost kuiva akaongeza maji mob niKashangaa hii ni supu mob ya nini then vile ilichemka akaongeza unga.
I was petrified 😂😂😂
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Hautawahienda Industrial Area ama site ya mjengo hii Nairobi ukutane na Mkale. Hao watu huja hii Nairobi na kuingia job pap!! Wao wote huishi in the same hood and those who are in colle ni kukatiana wenyewe. Intermarriage kwao ni hadithi tu
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@OwuorMichael
@Osama_otero
Their line is always
Spares-we are not in 1970s you can find everything in Kenya
Resale value- huwa hatununui gari tuuze
"Nilisikia iko na shida za gearbox" - rumours,gossip and hearsay
But the best part is low demand keeps these machines at a lower cost as compared to Toyota
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@tembo_mkenya
😂😂😂😂😂😂. Do you know how silly and childish this tweet sounds?
Yaani from those few sentences you conclude I live in a poor neighborhood?
Also I can quote this with several examples of rich people who've been cheated on and abused and never left
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In one of those places,a neighbor,a woman, alikua anapigwa almost daily at around midnight to 3am and I thought he would kill her. She never left. Okay. She left for a week or so but she always returned.
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They did me this thing. Among my most humbling experience in the city.
The window closed before and even after the thing.. nilisikia tu some noise (I guess of the human closing the window) and nothing else. Never even saw if it was a guy or girl.
Junction ya Tom Mboya na Latema
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Mzee Moi really did build Kabarak well. Great Uni plus the Sec and Primary schools and on top of that offers FREE medical services to people who live nearby.
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Here is the Ruling of the murder case of Miss Langata women Prison, Ruth Kamande
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..but the govt is slowly controlling their abuse. Some very small pharmacies would buy cartons of those cough syrups in a day or 2.
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Anyone who started life alone ,especially wale walianza hustles lowly have a very special relationship with their radio/woofer/home theater
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@Osama_otero
"Between 1525 and 1866, in the entire history of the slave trade to the New World, according to the Trans-Atlantic Slave Trade Database, 12.5 million Africans were shipped to the New World. 10.7 million survived the dreaded trans-atlantic trip "
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Small houses and big churches
5,000 hungry people feeding one rich pastor
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@Osama_otero
Huyo mwenye hapewi support ya gava 'anapewa' support ya gava.
Like Joho ndo avotiwe 2017 he had to be seen to be fought by Uhuru
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In another place ,a neighbor was caught humping the sister to the wife . The two women fought and tore at each other and at the end of it all she stayed. The sister moved to a friend's house in the same compound and rumour had it that that thing the 2 had started never stopped
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People get rich change neighbourhoods and ignore old friends,make new friends to match new status, and people move on with their lives. Once the same people fall from grace to grass their temporal friends run away and they now have no one to call friend
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@Dreymwangi
@DCI_Kenya
One of them lazima alikua that place on Friday or Thursday. Lazima kuna a video clearly showing his/her face
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We all did and it isn't a big deal. She was the right girl at the wrong time. No biggy
R.I.P. to all the guys that lost a good girl because they weren't mature enough to keep her.
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@iammwendenjage
Used to like her a lot 2003-2009
I used to take her statements as a joke till I realized she actually doesn't like men.
She used to like that senator too much though
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Vitu hugrow dry places huwa very wet
1. Cactus
2. Maembe
3. Vinembe (za wakamba)
Unanyonya nini kwa mkamba surely?
Pale ndani utakamua vumbi ikuchoke ukufe bure 😭😭
Kwa eulogy tutasemaje?
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They were busy with that "Raila Amekua akishinda wanamuibia. This time ako na watu na ako na system" nonsense.
That system nonsense made me want them to lose more. You can't be saying you're clean yet want to be helped to rig ekections
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