ChokeMeDzadyyy 🇳🇦🦋
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He cheated on me, so I asked him to hold my bag at Havana 4 way, and I shouted "keeleleni"
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He was sucking my tites and and my nipple got stuck between his gap tooth😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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I wish I was a guy. No periods, just be a hoe, get my dick sucked, text 5 girls while I have a girlfriend and kill myself when I get cheated on😪
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To us who complain about being single, but reject people when they shoot their shots😭😭😭🥂
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When you look back during doggy and you see him holding his nose😭😭
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Itatu holwa vali gents. Boys are just busy with ukraine and Russia 😭😭😭😭
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Bold of that girl to think that after Chelsi, Namibia is gonna send someone with a panga to Ms Universe again 😭💔
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I'm from a town where everybody you like has slept with somebody you know. Guess the town
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Ahg you people are so annoying with your stupid questions. Should people leave their ass' at home or what?? If you don't want your kids to be taught by people like this than you can as well teach your own kids with your flat ass
Guys, will you allow your boy child to have teacher like her?
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(SEX SHOP)
Me: *holding 30 dildos*
Shopkeeper: Can I help you?
Me: Where is the fitting room?
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It's hunger that made you date older men. Don't tell us about levels
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Inamu monapo obashu yange yina om'velo wutoka washangwa katutura hospital ano opo😭😭😭😩
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My husband's side chick broke his heart
Now he's there posting me and the kids anuwa, "I love my family"💀
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"She's a hoe"
Niggas reporting live from outside a vagina they couldn't enter.
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😍😍
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it’s titties Tuesday, open this if You love boobs🥴
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Tell me where to leave your pregnancy when I'm going to the club☹️
I'll not beat you or anything, but don't go out with my pregnancy at the club. Ogh
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When he removes my bra and two rolled socks fall out😭😭😭
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When I hear two wamboe guys communicating in English
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I video called him and a girl answered, when I asked him he said it was a filter 😭😭😭😭💔
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A man will lick you from your neck to your bums and still post his girlfriend 😭😭
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He stopped talking to me because he asked me to come over and I refused 🙁
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Ee lecturer mbela aadikala tadiipula kutya otwedihala bc why tf are you blueticking me? I'm just texting you to confirm something mahn monufu omo🚮
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Don't listen to that guy in your dm. He will just sleep with you and vanish
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Toti “Tweeting”
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Imagine breaking up with a nigga and than boom, you are pregnant with his child😭💔
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Ne yaandjetu opo nee nduuve mwiimangeleka shaashi mweethwa kiikumbu utah. Inehala kudhenga om'dhimba ngaye😑🚮
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Ashike those boys from kuryangava and kahandja park can drink😭😭
Carling this time??😭
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Betterdays are not coming guys. Let's just leave😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
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As a guy why do you post pictures of you everyday? Are you trying to find a boyfriend or what?
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Problem is MEN are being told what a real man is by WOMEN
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If you're dating my brother and he breaks your heart, refrain from saying "somebody will do the same to his sister" ino kwatelange miinima yeni please😭
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I spoil my man!!!
Sometimes I give him my bank card. Obviously it declines but it's the thought that counts
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So the other girl that was busy sleeping with two brothers and their friends is she also in the whatsapp group??💀
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I grew up with a brother who did WWE moves on me and you expect me to keep quiet when you shout at me??? Otovele 😂
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No one is trying to steal your man. Your man wants everyone
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Be grateful you have a boyfriend who posts you and brags about you. Yakweni oyokulumwaike opuwo
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If you’re reading this, may your relationship end this week 👫🏾💔
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I thought I was gaining weight but turns out it's a new family member
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"I have a girlfriend but I'm not really into her"
Otamu kapya moheli nyee
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Remember,if you didn’t make her cum,you didn’t fuck her,she fucked you instead. And that’s what you must tell your homies🙂
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Natse eembotsotso dhetu dhomo Ndangwa tadhiyahwa shito. Omwiishiile oosa dhoombotsotso dheni ndishi
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When your father asks you "when am I meeting the young man", but the young man is older than him 😭
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I'm not saying I'm pretty, but unlike you I can go out without make up
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I once squirted while drinking beer that I bought at the village😭🔥🔥
Why do village beer taste better then the rest? This one tastes like titties 🥺😮💨
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*Boyfriend raising his voice*
Other girls: *😭😭😭😭*
Me: Yey-yey... Futsek
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Kamatyona ndempanda shili mahn maar otuumbu eefilinga mokatungwa kongalo😭😭😭😭
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It's funny how men think it's only them that can play the card of acting nice just to smash💀💀
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I might not be pretty, but your girlfriend won't sleep well if she finds my pictures in your phone
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I hate when people say "he doesn't love you, he just wants to sleep with you"
Me too I just want to sleep with him
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Nobody loves you like your brother, but the creature will never tell you
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Meme winya is looking for clout shaashi okuna aike uufollower wuli mo 300💀
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Imagine you are in Windhoek and your boyfriend is in Rundu tweeting like this😭😭😭
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Not first year students here at NUST lying to each other that MS TEAMS is a teacher, and not a lecturer 😭💀
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Him: So, he's your cousin huh?
Me: Yes, my mom and his mom are fathers
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Today I heard my ex's side of the story
What I did was not good
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So wena you expect who to give you head with that foreskin full of dust?
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So after I refused to give you my number you are unliking all my tweets and unretweeting all my tweets that you retweeted? Shu men😭😂
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I wonder what will happen if you press on the accelerator, break and clutch at the same time
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*My dad beating my elder sister for hugging a guy on the road*
Me who's already a month pregnant:
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Even in this cold you are going to wash his clothes?
He won't marry you Mrs Washing-ton
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If you have a boyfriend who posts your pictures please keep him. Those kind of men died with Hendrick Witbooi
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Oshili aakulupe ihaalengwa. Nghee ngoo wuli wufike opo oove wiitula mokati kiinima yuunona?
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Apparently ngandjera girls call their boyfriends "ndumenhu" 😭😭
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"Nye nye nye my pull out game is strong"
Pamwe ihodala braayange
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Eshi shekwiitavelifa om'mati ena eemindangolo oshike?
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Can't believe I once cried over a mf. I even had more money than him😭😭😭
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Imagine your man comes home drunk, you remove his clothes for him and there's a condom in his butt😭😭
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He cheated. Yes
He broke your heart. Yes
Are you pregnant. No
Than why are you crying?
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