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Parker Melton

@MeltonParker12

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I guzzle wine and I tweet things🍷 LSU

Washington, DC
Joined December 2023
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@MeltonParker12
Parker Melton
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Our generations manhattan project
@kenklippenstein
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Sorry you can't afford to own a home, we had to beat China in the race to develop a better plagiarism app
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@LukaUpdates When did this mfer get a family😂
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@Zaun4Evs @7_soty @21metgala You don't think she looks kind of scary?
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@kanyewest He's trying to find his wife a job😂
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@7_soty @21metgala Not nice
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@Spriknik @21metgala It wouldn't be a funny sight😂
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@CiAntoinette_ What about mixing pills with alcohol?
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@Resist_05 Trump boutta use the presidential paddle on him😂
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My illegal immigrant friend just got denied a government funded sex change operation... this really what y'all wanted?😔😔
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She the baddest of the bad
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Sgt Blackout 🫡
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I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND
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RT @LocalSoundwave: This is that shit your coworker shows you and you have to pretend to laugh to preserve the relationship
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@PFTCommenter @UberEats @JOEL9ONE Gonna need a full ranking my man!
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@dammiedammie35 Is the game even fun at this point😂
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Imagine waking up in the middle of the night and she's crouched in the corner
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Cynthia Erivo attends the 30th Annual Critics Choice Awards.
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@PopBase Who asked for this😂
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@barstoolsports He's looking smug and I don't even blame him🤦‍♂️
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@Tessywrites After high school
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I will have sex with her if you want me to
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