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When my son was born, i created an email address for him.
Every achievement and photo taken is sent to that email.
When he is old enough, he will get the password and will have all those memories.
Sharing this idea for those who may like it to do as well.
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A guy asked a nurse for nudes.
This is what she allegedly sent him...
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Are you even Jamaican if you don't play dominoes like it's a contact sport?
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I love Jamaicans.
We are the most contradictory set of ppl on the planet.
What???
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I love Jamaica.
We want accountability but not from our faves.
We hate crime but we support our criminal friends.
We want the pandemic to end here but we refuse to obey protocols.
Selfishness and short term thinking is so pervasive here.
Doesn't make sense to me at all.
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I miss Shaggy's Benefit Concert for the Bustamante Hospital.
Classic example of how badminded rumours can destroy a good thing.
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Was racing a Porsche one day on Mandela.
Was leading (slightly) too.
Then the driver (who didn't kno I was racing him) looked across and saw me struggling to keep pace and grinned.
Mi just hear ONE gear change and all now I don't see the back a di cyar...
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I used to delete tweets with spelling and grammatical errors as i was touchy about those types of mistakes.
Now?
Mi cah bodda yah man.
If di error dem mek u nuh undastan weh mi a seh inna di tweet, it's not meant for u.
Desso mi deh.
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The BOJ lady said not to crush, fold or write on the new notes.
A which country she live inna???
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Don't ever look down on tradesmen.
A shrewd, savvy tradesman (electrician, plumber, tiler, mechanic) can make over 10 million per year in Jamaica.
Not even gonna talk about overseas money.
Time for us to stop seeing only office based jobs & doctors as respectable occupations.
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Why is the Star following up this woman???
#StarNews
: After seeing the reopening of Crab Circle, a saddened Alice Waugh is uncertain of what the future holds for her.
Read more:
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The coaches of the Jamaican Reggae Girls are not paid.
They are doing volunteer work.
I am even more impressed and grateful to them for their achievement.
Hope you guys can get some good money now as we prepare for France.
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I am no paragon of virtue but I hate disingenuous behaviour in religion.
How you have 3 sex partners (2 of them married and not to you) and telling me you don't eat pork due to your religion???
How dat mek sense?
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While the BOJ pays them 7% on the money (that they get from you!), this is the interest rate they pay you for your money:
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If the NHT can give the government billions per year to prop up their budget, why can't they raise their loan amount to $20 million?
I find it really irritating to see the abuse of our money.
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"The customer is ALWAYS right." is one of the biggest LIES in business that I strongly disagree with.
I prefer to say "The customer's interest is the highest priority."
Big difference to me.
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The taxi drivers are striking over FINES.
If fines r something u get if u do something wrong, doesn't that ALSO mean that if u don't do something wrong, u won't get fined?
Therefore: To not be fined, don't breach the law.
Does this mean taximen are PLANNING to break the law?
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I understand y persons are so traumatized by breakups.
This person who knows so much about u & has shared so many experiences with u is now a stranger or, even worse, an enemy.
Really shakes up your mind.
Takes a strong person to recover enough to try again.
Many can't.
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I wish licensed drivers would be more understanding of learner drivers.
Didn't you have to learn too?
Driving has a high learning curve so give them a little leeway.
No need to overtake and say rude and discouraging things to someone who simply aspires to be more independent.
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Randomly remembering when COVID was discovered in Portmore and the government decided to seal off the community.
Images of cars with mattresses on their roofs attempting to flee to Kingston are etched in my memory.
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The reason I can celebrate Fathers' Day...the shaver of one of my legs, the destroyer of furniture, the marker of walls, the kindest boy in his class and the asker of uncomfortable questions.
I love my boy.
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This is the icing on the cake.
What a sophisticated diss...lol
I need to go to South Avenue Grill again.
How they handled this matter is so classy and effective.
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Saw this and it confirmed how important a school's culture is to the students' development.
An ad in the Sunday Gleaner isn't cheap.
Immaculate put out an ad to congratulate its ladies for coming SECOND.
Imagine how proud these students must feel.
Great job by ICHS.
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The driver was charged with death by dangerous driving...
And...
REFUSAL TO TAKE A BREATH TEST.
But a di truck nuff a unnu a try blame.
Joke ting.
Wishing the family strength as they grieve their loved one's death.
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Knutsford Express seems to be a victim of its own success.
Can't buy online.
Can't pay for tickets from a location not on the ticket.
Hard to process your ticket to get a boarding pass.
Maybe they didn't anticipate being so popular.
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I recommend these three for your kids this summer.
Delicious plus quick and easy to prepare.
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St. George's failed us.
Calabar failed us.
The entire country is now depending on St. Jago on Tuesday...
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One of the best gifts a parent can give a child is a debt free university education.
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Your Twitter content isn't for everyone.
If u r blocked or unfollowed, it's not your problem...allow others to curate their space and see it as one less avenue of potential negative energy.
Not everyone appreciates or wants what u have to give.
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Very rich black Jamaicans are assumed to have gotten their money illegally and are viewed with suspicion while very rich Jamaicans of other races/ethnicities are assumed to have earned their money honestly and are hailed as great businesspeople.
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Car wash:
12 cars a day at 1500 = 18000.
90k per week.
360k per month.
Over 4 million a year with no need for book qualifications.
No able bodied man has an excuse not to earn money.
Opportunities are right there!
Don't get me started on making money cutting lawns...
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I did my part in the group project.
If we don't get an A, you can't blame me.
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I follow such an interesting mix of ppl.
Some smart.
Some vulgar.
Some decent.
Some immoral.
Some cultured.
Some concern me re their mental and/or emotional state.
Some a mix of the above.
What's the best thing?
I learn from all of them.
Carry on, Twittizens!
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Saw this on social media and I admire the simple brilliance of it.
Maybe more ppl need to do this.
Credit: T. Golding.
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Watched Bad Boys in 4DX.
Down to water a splash pon mi when dem inna di wata...not to mention the breeze when helicopter a fly.
Worth the money.
Remember
@PalaceMovies
does half off on Mondays ans Tuesdays so it's 2k for those movie times.
Only ting left a fi gimme seatbelts.
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Did the prominent lawyer come out publicly and express concern / disgust when certain lawyers were charged with stealing their clients' money?
Or the one that had to be evicted for refusal to pay rent?
Or is that acceptable and would not affect the nobility of his profession?
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A Jamaican doing gymnastics?
Yes!
Big up Dan Dan!!!
BREAKING NEWS:
#TeamJamaica
🇯🇲 gymnast
@DanusiaFrancis
has just qualified for
@Tokyo2020
Olympic Games.
#WiInnaEveryting
🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
#Tokyo2020
(📸 Jamie McPhilimey / Matchroom Multi Sport)
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Ladies,
Plz do not go to a job interview at a location without telling someone you can trust to come look for you if you go missing.
Listening to Hotline re human/sex trafficking and how ladies went for interviews, belongings taken from them and then forced into prostitution.
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Such a noble gesture!!!
Sad thing about this is that some ppl would see this as gay...kmt!!!
Wish more men would see that showing compassion & caring is actually masculine as it normally comes from a position of strength.
Carry on, lad!
@djmillerJA
@karendmadden
@DIGICELJamaica
we need to find this little boy and commend him . Very well done to him
#caring
#leader
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Are YOU mature and disciplined enough to stick to one romantic/sexual partner for the rest of your life?
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Relationship Rules:
1. No one should ever hear anything bad about your person from you.
2. It's better to over communicate than assume that your person knows/understands stuff.
3. Try new things together.
4. Be each other's champion.
5. Appreciate what he/she does for u.
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Saw an ad in the paper.
House for sale in GREEN ACRES, Spanish Town.
Only THIRTY MINUTES from Kingston business district.
Is when dem calculate dat time?
3am???
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Am I the only person who refuses to leave clothes on the outside line overnight?
Not saying that duppy will play wid dem but mi just nuh comfortable wid mi clothes outside inna di night defenseless.
Just me?
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Di ppl dem really censor the young doctor for caring about patients in public hospitals?
Glad he actually expressed himself.
The Ministry seems more concerned with optics than actually improving the system.
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So many laws need updating.
So many laws need creating.
I rarely hear about new laws made or old ones amended.
Don't talk about time as I remember the NIDS bill being pushed in record time.
We need laws relevant to our current lives.
What are our MPs doing in Parliament?
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This is the FIRST time i have EVER heard a firefighter involved in any wrongdoing on the job.
Three firefighters are now before the court, accused of stealing over CA$90,000 from a fireproof vault while responding to a fire that gutted sections of the New Budget Supplies and Hardware on the night of December 16 last year.
Read more:
#GLNRToday
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Why pay nuff thousands to touch Chris Brown when u can wait 2 days and touch him for free?
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Ed Bartlett complaining about lawlessness affecting his marketing of the island is so funny.
Did he think the tourism product exists in a vacuum?
As long as we dying off in isolation, it's fine but once USA bulletins are published, he is appealing to the country to stop crime?
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Persons who support both Arsenal and West Indies cricket have a special type of mental and emotional strength...
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1 year ago, 3 police officers got shot while in the line of duty.
Never forget those who died doing the jobs we would never want to do.
RIP Officers.
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NCB not taking the fraud cases seriously.
Have they no shame???
This bank clearly thinks its reputation is unassailable.
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The people mining the Cockpit Country, our primary watershed, are free to leave Jamaica when we have no water.
Those who can't or don't want to leave should be very active in opposing the mining anywhere near our major watershed area...especially with NWC being NWC.
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Funny how the Reggae Girlz match vs Chile is tomorrow and it's not being promoted much.
Guess the JFF won't spend money on its promotion but loves to act as if they value the ladies.
I wonder how many ppl know that there is a match at the National Stadium at 7pm on Thursday?
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Me : Son, time for bed.
Son: Why so early? Can I stay up a bit longer?
Me: No, it's a school night so u need to go to bed early.
Son: But you have work in the morning so how come u get to stay up a bit longer then? U should go to bed early too.
Mi soon charge him rent...smh.
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I love my fellow Jamaicans.
Just a few hours ago, the car lovers were cussing off the walkfoots (or vice versa) and were getting nasty.
Suddenly, all are united against the badminded behaviour of one, ready to kill her as one angry mob.
This is Jamaica in a nutshell.
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If you did Common Entrance in Jamaica at a primary school, come look here.
New look but the same memories...
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Want new tyres under 10k?
The
@jutcltd
tyre sales outlet is a gem.
U can get (brand new, not retreaded) 14 inch and 15 inch tyres for about 8k!!!
104 Maxfield Avenue...across road from JAGAS.
Free fitting & balancing as well.
Also, JUTC gives discounts to civil servants!
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Jamaica is really small...sigh
Can imagine yuh meet a pretty lady, in the process of building a relationship only to find out, at a nine night, that u r related?
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So...
90% of Riverton's nearly 2000 households steal electricity.
The average illegal customer uses 600 kwh PER DAY.
And all the JPS does is INVITE these ppl to become regularized...& pass on the cost to the paying customers who get disconnected if they miss ONE payment...smh
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For those who want to make a difference re the Sexual Harassment Bill, here is one avenue of opportunity.
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I thought NHT houses were for 1st time homeowners.
How come they are being rented?
Is this legal or just unethical?
Or the 1st time homeowner still lives with family?
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Unnu realize seh gas prices a reach COVID levels, right?
Or unnu distracted by the overdose of drama in this country?
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Everyone,
Any weight u didn't lose this year won't be getting lost for the rest of the year.
Just go eat and easy yourself.
Next year, you try again.
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Still in shock.
One of my favourite Twitter ppl to interact with.
Will miss you, Danielle...sigh
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How I see it:
JLP believes in the "trickle down" effect and will build the economy but the trickle down not trickling.
PNP will "run wid it", spend on more social projects and give away money to everybody but dem nuh look like dem would manage the macro-economics so well.
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So...
Yuh wanna boycott Chris Brown concert due to his violent activities but if a certain DJ was headlining a concert, unnu FIGHT fi go in???
Smh.
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U know the irony of life?
The PNP is demanding that the JLP be transparent about the PetroJam scandal but is fighting for dear life to keep the Trafigura matter from being heard in open court?
How is that fair?
What are they hiding?
Don't they see the hypocrisy in that?
Smh
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One thing I love about ads for government job vacancies is that they state the salary up front.
You kno if it's worth your time.
Why can't the private sector do the same?
Wouldn't it be better for HR to only deal with ppl who actually want to work for that pay package?
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Spanish Town is so interesting.
Drove thru a roadblock near Greendale, burning tyres and such.
Gunshots ringing out in the distance.
Yet everyone on the road just walking, talking and laughing like normal.
Such an interesting place to live in.
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U kno what i find admirable about the JLP?
Over the last 2 election cycles...8 years...they did not lose ANY of their seats...not ONE.
They gained 11 in 2016 and now they got 16 more.
Say what u like about them but the only inference i see is that their MPs are overall better.
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She nah come back a Jamaica...
Guess di baby nah go get justice.
The police in St. James are still awaiting the return of Amoi Leon Issa to Jamaica in order to execute an arrest warrant for failure to comply with a court order.
Read more:
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When these developers say to prospective customers that their new housing development is "15 minutes away from Kingston", WHO did the actual driving???
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So...
JFF couldn't provide Cedella with a pass but several irrelevant officials can get?
After JFF shut down the women's programme, Cedella resuscitated it and now JFF running in on the ladies' success, not even that they could give her?
JFF is such a disappointment...again.
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Y do ppl laugh at a man who spends $20,000 on a date with a woman without getting sex in return?
If he can afford it and doesn't have a problem, y should u?
Better u focus on being in a position where you can spend $20,000 on someone without feeling the need to b rewarded.
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The best laundry detergent in Jamaica!
This $500 bottle can wash clothes for up to 3 months!
Do your research and try it next wash day.
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I called Tastee...these are the current prices.
No increase in the near future.
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So...
Leon Bailey got time off for international duty and refused to do international duty.
Club is upset and wants answers.
Fool dem tek Bayern Leverkusen fa?
Dem neva tink seh if u get leave fi go pon international duty, u must do the said international duty?
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