Mélanie GI Jolie 🇨🇦 Parodycabinet
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Parody of Justin’s moist Ministress of Foreign and Exotic Affairs. World’s hottest diplomat. Geopolitical Barbie. Her/She/Clown. Phantom honking survivor.
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Excited for this upcoming election!
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Our trip was so secret we could only tell CBC and U2…
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Wow amazing that the CBC’s Covid experts are now the CBC’s geopolitics and war experts! Like how many Ph.D.s can one person have!!! Canadians are so lucky…
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Covid science is amazing. Remember when it was safe to continue flights from China 2 years ago and now it’s unsafe to allow truckers to come in?
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Ottawa police applying the knee on the neck technique perfectly here! Totally acceptable on a white conservative fringe! Breathing is optional.
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How can
#TrudeauGate
be trending??? Did the non-disclosure agreement with his teenage student come out? Was one of the other blackface photos made public? Did the links between Trudeau and Clinton foundations become public? Did another of his pedo friend get caught?
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I don’t know where the conservatives get their bots but why are they all so freaking beautiful when ours are… well you know…
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Is that the security council seat?
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Is the Liberal party running Rogers or something?
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The House was only safe today. It start becoming dangerous for Covid again tomorrow and we will therefore go back to virtual.
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Of course these truckers are wayyyyy more dangerous for Canadians than the Roxham Road migrants!
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My Justy is going to Europe to stop the war himself! 😍
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Our Supreme Leader is too important to participate in a minute of silence...
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Our Supreme Leader and new Minister of Defense are simply showing male CAF members what to stop doing.
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For everyone blocked by Butts:
This is how our Prime Minister’s principal advisor sees the USA... I just hope orange man doesn’t see this...
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Can you believe Andrew Scheer has kept his USA dual citizenship???
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Looks like machetes are killing more Canadians than assault weapons these days...
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You guys like how we amended the criminal code (a section dating from 1954) to no longer make it illegal for media to publish lies. That was a great move in addition to the $2B we spend annually on Canadian MSM!
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Is this how it goes?
#trudeaumustgo
I am a 43 year old woman working as our Supreme Leader’s Ministress of Foreign Affairs. I am an exemplary Canadian because I say and do everything my master tells me to. I defend all his crimes and unethical decisions.
#IStandWithTrudeau
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So ISIS terrorists can have twitter accounts but the
#ParodyCabinet
gets banned. Let that sink in...
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Anyone else going apple picking with their man today?
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Supreme Leader at home with his “wife” vs partying in a foreign country:
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We give her a medal each time she spends more than a million tax dollars on a trip!
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I don’t know why it’s so complicated to understand…
YES a foreign tourist can enter Canada if not vaccinated.
NO a Canadian can’t leave Canada to see family if they are not vaccinated.
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Dear Canadians: don’t travel abroad.
Dear visitors from China, Iran and Italy: welcome to Canada!
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So amazing to see all these great leaders at
#COP26Glasgow
showing how excited they are to save the world!!!
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Looking at the vaccine file and I think we’re gonna have to throw another female minister under the bus...
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I’m not sure why my Justy wants Canada to have a seat at the UN Security Council. China is already represented...
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Science is amazing. With the vaccine passports in Quebec, a restaurant employee cannot be forced to get vaccinated and that’s safe but that same employee will not be authorized to enter as a client because unsafe.
I’m glad we have experts who understand all this…
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So here’s my plan for return to normal:
First the alt-right conservatives go back to work and re-start the economy.
Then once things are stabilizing again and health risks are lower, liberals and socialists go back to blocking the economy and going on strike again...
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Can we please have a day today where no liberal MP gets caught on a scandal?
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OMG I thought we had 12 years???!!!
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Thousands of elderly Canadians have already died in Canadian long term care facilities but one death in another country triggers all this? Ok guess young Canadians have no issues with the government not looking after their grand-parents...
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I have nominated our rail blockade peoplekind for a Nobel peace price to give some competition to BLM!
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If you think pandemic isolation is bad, imagine the men who were Stuck in space with our Governor General for months...
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Cathy prorogued the question period 😂
I was first in line to ask
@cathmckenna
a question today. Instead of answering, she hung up on me, every other journalist behind me, the Alberta government, and every Albertan in a professional grade tantrum. Watch the full story here:
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No thanks to Facebook for reminding me I was happily apple picking with my man a year ago 😔
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Sooooo many stupid conservatives think that all government money comes from taxpayers. Hello!!! You guys realize we also print new money and borrow from China right?
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I hear Canadians complain that it took us a while to get planes organized. Well it was a long weekend and then on Tuesday we had employees working in their pyjamas at home and the others were on white privilege training.
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In order to be gender-neutral, we finally throw our first man under the bus.
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Omg did you guys hear? Starting June 25, Quebecers can restart having sex facing each other without masks! So exciting!
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I heard Melinda gates was complaining bill could never find her 5G spot
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Did you guys hear that my Justy isn’t coming out of isolation at the end of his 14 days? 🤔
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This week changes nothing. Canadians still know that a corrupt PM is better than a PM who doesn’t attend pride parades...
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I had a phone meeting today... for real! so I called the government makeup crew and photographer 🥰
Took us a good 30 minutes to get that perfect shot!
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We are looking for Canadians with huge backyards and no neighbors behind who’d like to host our Supreme Leader for the rest of the campaign. You need to be far enough from potential hecklers and not have any squirrels.
DM
@liberal_party
for more info.
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You guys looking forward to seeing the Covid contracts?
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Who the F... approved the questions today? This will not happen again
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We will have to increase transfer payments from Alberta to Quebec to help them pay for their crazy expensive Saudi oil!
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Crossing my fingers that nobody will make an access to information request for a list of consultants funded by Heritage Canada…. Or the experts providing training to public servants on critical race theory….
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Drunk Lizzy is doing a lot of free marketing for the movie.... to people who wouldn’t otherwise know about it...
Thanks! We need to explain and expose how much damage this film could do.
#unreal
#climate
#whydidMichaelMoore
?
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You know how stupid Trump is? He donates his salary to charities while our Supreme Leader gets paid by charities!
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A little guide to help my followers keep up with the variants.
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Canadian dump truck post carbon tax!
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Dear Canadians, your
@liberal_party
has asked a private company (Twitter) via media they control (CBC) to close an account that is telling the truth about how bad the current government is, therefore banning free speech.
Next step: I want to see 10 new Iqra parody accounts.
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I really hope Nazi Canadians stop posting these photos... makes faith goldy look like a normal person...
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We are definitely going to Covid test more Canadian liberals than ever now!
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Canadians need to buy more Canadian products; except oil obviously.
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WITHOUT NOTES you guys! He’s just so amazing... 😍
PM speaking without notes this morning as he apologizes to Canadians. Says he has always wanted to create opportunities for young people. I should not have been part of this decision.
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So we are voting on free pharmacare for all Canadians. Then basic universal income. Then CERB extensions.
Why aren’t we simply giving every Canadian $1M? Like why stop there?
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Amazing!!! All of the videos showing
@CBCKatie
interviewing Kenney have been removed by Twitter! We just got another call from North Korea and Russia asking us how we do it 😂
LIVE on Power & Politics talking about western Canadian energy and the federal election
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#CanadaHomeworkHelp
Question from my nephew in ethics:
How high can I grab a girl’s waist until I could get in trouble? Is feeling one boobie the right answer? 2 different boobies maybe?
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Who’s ready for a federal election with only mail voting?
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If Twitter and Facebook can’t remove all conservatives and their comments, then our government will control it all. We admire how China does it.
I think there’s a lot that we can do, but the social media companies themselves need to step up. We don’t have to regulate everything but if you can’t regulate yourselves, governments will.
@s_guilbeault
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So the minister of global affairs got his test results less than 24 hours after his first symptoms; he’s back to work today.
Why again isn’t our PM taking the test? If he’s negative, he could have been at work 5 days ago!
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I stand behind our Supreme Leader. Sometimes in front and sometimes under too ☺️
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@PamDamoff
@karinagould
@RalphGoodale
Does she understand the more liberals want to censure Canadians the more Canadians will support their
#ParodyCabinet
?
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We need to start making a list of Justy’s friends who have NOT been accused of sex crimes...
Another unfortunate Trudeau photo.
Here he is with Claude-Eric Gagné, the deputy director of operations at the PMO, who resigned following accusations of inappropriate behaviour from women.
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I hear Justy asked that his pronouns be Me, myself and I
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Enjoying my 4 month summer vacation. Feels like being a teacher!
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When our Supreme Leader said this election was an opportunity for Canadians to express themselves, HE DID NOT MEAN IT; STOP BEING SO MEAN TO HIM!
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Got some new socks for Justy to wear as he prepares to not go to the debates:
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So when we triple the carbon tax this year, does this mean 3 times more money in Canadians’ pockets?
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I am visiting our Winnipeg top secret disease lab today!
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Good job on getting Twitter to shut down
@mockennna
. Canadians have to know that we will not tolerate anyone who disagrees with us. It is working in North Korea, Russia, China and Iran; its gonna work here.
#TrudeauMustGo
R.I.P.
@mockennna
#ParodyCabinet
#TrudeauMustGo
Trudeau’s “admiration” of China ☭ certainly extends to their suppression of dissent and free speech.
Welcome to 1984, everyone.
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Nice… now the Americans call it “Stickergate”. He just likes dressing up, and so does his laptop ok! 🙄
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau busted using fake Mac with Apple sticker
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Yikes a lot of our liberal members could be in trouble if the right starts fighting back...
Dave called me a Neo-Nazi on twitter.
That tweet cost Dave $1,200 in damages to me.
Plus his pinned apology tweet
Plus his own legal fees.
He wanted our agreement to be confidential.
It is not.
Don't be a Dave.
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CBC will NOT tolerate having Nazi Pierre Poilievre asking racist questions to our supreme leader; simple.
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Quebec young liberals propose a 4-day work week for everyone! Governments pay the salary for the 5th day!
Amazing!
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I’d like to thank the Liberal Party employee who asked Twitter to suspend my account. Clearly this means my tweets sound just like her.
But I’m back! The
#ParodyCabinet
won’t be silenced!
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It’s one of those days on twitter when
#TrudeauMustGo
#notAbot
and
#WaxMyBalls
are all trending in Canada...
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Omg BC government’s new COVID safe sex marketing campaign is the best!
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@telfordk
Good job Katie on calling 86% of Canadians who are against the UN compact racists!
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Our Supreme Leader confirms lying online is totally acceptable as long as the full truth is available somewhere on the Internet.
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Our government is so anti-racist that we put black on the white pages of access to information requests.
#TrudeauBlackface
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Another night on travel status, another party!
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Justy’s test results just came back! He’s ok!!! ❤️ 🥰
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So wrong. Now privileged fat beer belly men who bbq can get privileged parking...
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