Tumelo 🇿🇦
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Soweto made me. Vivamus, moriendum est. We Are The Arsenal! UCT 🎓
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Your salary watching all the plans you’re making for December.
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Nna these new thugs bore me because they do all of that just to drop a bag at Diamond Walk. Thugs back then started Football teams and built di supermarket
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Dude was on his phone in Hillbrow, that should’ve been a sign that this man fears nothing 😩
Cellphone snatcher does not get away: Claim Street, Hillbrow JHB.
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JayZ and Nelly were part of uMkhonto We Sizwe
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South Africa has been amazing since Siya Kolisi became President.
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I feel sorry for people who’ve never tasted the chicken that came out of this
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This pic kills me. It looks like Nicki was at an aftertears in Soweto
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Vitamin water: R20
Woolworths Prawn Cocktail: R19.99
Nandos: R4mil
Happy girlfriend: Priceless
Tried? Nigga you fucken KILLED it!
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If this was an article written by the South African media, they would’ve used a picture of a sunflower.
South Africa sentenced 2 white farmers to 18 and 23 years in prison for killing a black teenager in 2017.
The men threw Matlhomola Mosweu, 15, from a moving vehicle after he was accused of stealing $5 worth of sunflowers.
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Imagine thinking you’re going to party kante oya Afghanistan 😩😩
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Black people are just born with it, this is too much sauce 🔥🔥🔥
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Guys...this is what I witnessed last night...Soweto, is this how we dance now? 😂😂
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I disagree bruv. I think women appreciate genuinely nice guys, not these pretentious nice dudes who believe are owed someone because they are nice/decent.
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I’ve always been envious of people who’ve discovered their calling/passion at a young age and never really struggled into landing on what they love. That’s a blessing
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No exit strategy whatsoever 😩😭 You can’t be pulling di heist all your life, you will die
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Home Affairs employee after helping 1 person in the long queue
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“Smell my finger” ass nigga! 🤦♂️
I made this breakfast 😋 let me wake her up now. Phela besibhizi 😜😂
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My top 3:
1. Chicken Licken Hotwings party 16
2. Chicken Licken Hotwings 24
3. Chicken Licken Hotwings 36
My top 3 wings:
1. Chicken Licken Hotwings
2. Spur Buffalo Wings
3. Woolworths Wings
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What’s worse is he’s doing all of this while wearing flip-flops 😭😭 I know for a fact that this dude has fought a lion or two in his life
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The most ANCy thing about this was the fact that the 13mil tender to create this statue was awarded to Dali Tambo 😩😩 People are starving, haven’t you guys eaten enough?
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During the ass whipping he dished out, his flip-flops didn’t even come off 😂😂😂
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Bro I don’t know if this makes sense but you have such a Maskandi face.
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@youngthug
Your cellmate right now is looking at you the same way Ferg was looking at Rocky
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@teddyjames2021
Nope! That’s the Chronic. Platonic is having or denoting an artificial, typically electromechanical, body part or parts.
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Never in my life have I seen someone rep ZCC so well. This is a brand ambassador of note. Ntate Lekganyane should pay this lady.
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An alarming number of men here are defending Busta 929 and blaming the young victims. South Africa is a scary and worrying place
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@Khutso_Mara
How do you invite someone out and not atleast buy them food? 😂😂 Hai gents, this is basic, come on now!
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I’m convinced that Dwayne Johnson’s day consists of 48hrs
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Zinhle at the restaurant while her friends are back in their hotel room having pap and maotwana
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@Mokete_Motaung
Exactly! Majita had a code of ethics and morals. They stayed far away from kasi and they made sure not to make di heists and robberies a lifetime thing
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Also look at how the cellphone thief’s cap flies off after he gets tripped 😂😂😂 vok! This clip is pure gold
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Davido, lives his entire life in the States but sounds Nigerian
SA artists have never been to the US bt sound more American than Americans
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Nah bruh. We’re just ugly, don’t have the clothing, don’t often go to cool places and just generally lack the aesthetics
People that post pictures on Instagram once in three months or more, think they’re mature.
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@rmayemsinger
Patriotism is more than a flag and national anthem; it’s how you treat your fellow citizens
#TakeTheKnee
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@Dojafat
Soulja Boy 😂😂😂😂 He wanted to come perform in South Africa and I told him to fuck off because we aren’t going to fill an entire arena for him to just perform 2 songs that we only know
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I had the same reaction as smack
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When sex is the only thing that's amazing in your life but everything else is just falling apart...
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Feels like…
What do the inside of a coochie feel like to men? I’m curious
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It's 2017, all we want from white people is our land, we certainly don't look up to them and we don't care how they lead their lives.
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Chakra huns are also the worst gifters. They’ll give you lyrics by Eykah Badu on an exam pad for your birthday 😩😩
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Affording a 3k date doesn’t make 3k cheap
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@ChardonnayGhel
Those are the lyrics to My Boo, Alicia Keys and Usher song, the name of the restaurant in question is “Mabu”
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@TheKingofReads
The people in the comments talking about witchcraft being a good thing and referring to it as being “the religions of our ancestors”, 😩😩 We live in Africa and we know for a fact that nothing good comes out of these practices, but good luck.
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While we’re on the JayZ high, thought I’d share a snippet from one of my favourite interviews by Jay 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
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Usathi you’re going to complain to the manager kanti you are the manager
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NIGERIAN JOLLOF RICE >>>>>
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@karro_williamjr
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O botsa masepa wena. This is why you’ll always be an upcoming rapper ka vest ya Redbat, voetsek!
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Hammers from all races, the Nina Caucasian
It’ll leave red necks and only work for huntin'
I got a Puerto Rican chopper, I gotta call Cortez just to work the button
The Desi' African American, I can't get it to work for nothin'
But the .40 Mexican, I can put it to work for nothin
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