RT @SpeakerPelosi: Democrats will never stop extending the hand of friendship to get the job done #ForThePeople. We will work to find commo…

RT @thistallawkgirl: This is the best advertisement for lesbianism I’ve ever seen

RT @MostlyPregnant: Good morning, read this even if, like me, you are scared of the character implications of your own inaction thus far. L…

@spkheller @jimconroy17 @TDAmeritrade You are wonderful for many reasons (I’m keeping an excel spreadsheet about),but this is generous beyond character limit. Jim! You got the egg? Jim! You broke the egg? No brisket left behind. NBLH. Had 2 update bc spelled brisket like biscuit. Their love child = my Freudian goal.

RT @spkheller: And then you turn on the TV and see @meganm and @jimconroy17 in a @TDAmeritrade commercial!

@spkheller @ssekaran @lilymischief @sallyt @hilaryasare @mollyknefel This from you. In this company. After this week. Watching how you all are in the world is a master class in showing up. More of that. All of that. Less of the other, if “none at all” isn’t an option. Con👏tin👏u👏ance. 📸📝: @durgapolashi

RT @MFFClubhouse: @meganm We're wondering if this is the twitter of NINJA Megan Melnyk? Because if so, we have a HUGE crush on you.,,

@MFFClubhouse Yeeesssuhh! I am me! GET. IN. MY. BED. (We can watch the "Parenthood" finale & then do all 4 to 12 of the sex things!!!!)

@brumblehag @mstcambot @termitetree You all = my happy thought! Working on perf hilar "Still Alice" joke. Until then

@mstcambot @termitetree Global harmony bested me?! How very casting couch of it. Climb out of the pocket of 'Big World Peace' & we'll talk.

@AndyUnedited Cruise ships ARE the casinos of the sea & the Sea IS the smooth slow jam R&B baby making music of the earth. Include No One!

@AndyUnedited @JohnJpshanley Yes. You know he's no good for u, despite the potent sexual chemistry & romantic dinners @ Old Country Buffet.

RT @JohnJpshanley: When you imagine love, exclude no one.

RT @Bifflawson: Millions March New York City Saturday December 13 at 2pm #BlackLivesMatter #dec1314 RT http://t.co/uCVYJ0tWSU

@ReneeOlbert But, also:

@michaelbiette Kind. Smart. Important. But, also, be safe. And, thank you.

@donlemon I don't know, why didn't you bite your tongue? I guess we all have choices, I mean, not the victims, but, you & Cosby, at least.

@timkleiman Corporations, they're just like us! They cry real plummeting stock prices!!! #OnMessage http://t.co/OdeXUBJRkF

@CBSThisMorning @Columbia This seems like a pretty important thing.These seem like good heroes to have. Thank you. http://t.co/dRB9UHpGXS

RT @akmcquade: “If they are gonna demonize you for demanding equality, do it loud and without apology.” Preach, @lizzwinstead http://t.co/B…