Life update: been in the hospital since Wednesday night with an ovarian cyst that exploded. I have blood in my abdomen and will be on the mend for a few weeks. I am not actively bleeding and should be just fine with antibiotics and some good pain medication. 🤍🤍🤍
Welcome to the world, Mackenzie! Born 4/19 at 7:49pm. 5 lbs 12 oz and 19.8" long. One month early so we're spending a little time in the NICU but she's doing great.
It's been 11,159 days since a Men's MN team has appeared in a final championship game and I've been alive for 11,165 days. It's me. I'm the issue.
#sorry
#iamthecurse
I'm seeing a lot of "their body their choice" tweets about the Vikings players not getting vaccinated. I'm so excited that all of these people are announcing that they're pro abortion and pro choice!
I just screamed inside of Costco. We fucking won. I left my house with 41 seconds left after the turnover on downs. I'll regret that for the rest of my life lol.
#skol