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Rifler for @kaosgaming_gg | Down horrendous for @KDoccy 💗 | Her/She 🍫 🏳️‍⚧️🪿 priv: @disasteryuri

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@MegaGeese
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5 months
put soju in my doggy bowl and ill be bouncing and moaning like a good girl
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
Where’s my “biological advantage”?
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
And for every transphobic comment I’m gonna send 5$ to trans lifeline. Your hate will result in love and support :3
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
Increasingly common heroic W
@heroicgg
HEROIC
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@empathy_cs Stay strong <3
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
I love myself to actually read those comments so we estimating.
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
And for every transphobic comment I’m gonna send 5$ to trans lifeline. Your hate will result in love and support :3
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@MegaGeese
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6 years
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
Now that I have you here, throw some bones at trans lifeline
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@MegaGeese
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6 months
she eated too much mulch and now she does NOT think thank you so much @Paper_DawN for the amazing new pfp :3
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@MegaGeese
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7 months
home team advantage is crazy these days
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@MegaGeese
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7 months
with each yippee i grow stronger
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@MegaGeese
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1 year
IMPACT SEASON 4 BOUND LFG
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@MegaGeese
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7 months
empathy my goat. ggs to everyone. lan is always fun. yippeeeee
@LHFullerton
Localhost in Fullerton
7 months
🏆 FREEZE TIME CHAMPIONS - Sweet Aim Bro 🏆 After two days of grueling competition, Sweet Aim Bro takes the Freeze Time crown! A HUGE thank you to @kaosgaming_gg for sponsoring Freeze Time. Countdown to the next #CS2 LAN starts now...!
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@MegaGeese
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1 year
THANK YOU SO MUCH @galacticpunt_ YOU ABSOLUTELY KILLED THIS COMM FOR ME AND @PecanSanVT
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
I choose hate them
@fragadelphia
Fragadelphia
8 months
Love them or love to hate them, @BadassGamingGG are your Fragicago champions!
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
Dudes in pugs will no comm run at the enemy team and bitch at their team when they don’t get kills.
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@MegaGeese
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7 months
somewhere in the last 3 months i outed myself to my dad cause when i came out to him on christmas he just said "i know"
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@MegaGeese
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9 months
This has been one of the years of all time. Love all y’all that tolerate my bullshit :3
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@MegaGeese
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6 months
lil clip dump from last night. idk what happened but the game felt so good last night.
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@MegaGeese
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1 year
GG @COVENCSGO and BEEPBEEP! We play @ShimmerCSGO tomorrow 5 cst :3c
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@MegaGeese
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6 months
speak for yourself coward
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@MegaGeese
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11 months
Goober aaaa 1v3 to close out round 30 and make playoffs
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@MegaGeese
Geese
10 months
Imagine releasing a feature for this cool new game without figuring out if that cool feature will get you banned.
@CounterStrike
CS2
10 months
AMD's latest driver has made their "Anti-Lag/+" feature available for CS2, which is implemented by detouring engine dll functions. If you are an AMD customer and play CS2, DO NOT ENABLE ANTI-LAG/+; any tampering with CS code will result in a VAC ban. Once AMD ships an update we
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@MegaGeese
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6 months
im birdbathing a trans girl some moonshine to turn her into a cryptid
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@MegaGeese
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1 year
MAAAAAAH. MAAAAAAAH I HIT A CLIP
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@MegaGeese
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6 months
date idea: we go to the bathroom at the same time, you sit down, and i pee between your legs
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@MegaGeese
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7 months
my new years resolution
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@MegaGeese
Geese
8 months
RESET THE COUNTER GIRLS
@Mega_Fangs
MegaFangs
8 months
Some mf just leaked the entire manual (600 Pages) of the VT-4 Tank. I am beyond Amazed
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
i hope yall are shrimply having a wonderful krillmas 🦐
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@MegaGeese
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6 months
ɟɓ ǝᴉssnɐ ʎɯ ǝʌol ᴉ
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@MegaGeese
Geese
10 months
Really close second map but we couldn't close it out unfortunately GGs @TsunamiEsports0
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@MegaGeese
Geese
7 months
selling my old mice :3 left to right: zygen np-01 EC2-B EC1-B g403 wireless XE P wireless Viper Ultimate Pink dm me if u want :3
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@MegaGeese
Geese
9 months
My dad when I asked if the restaurant were going too tonight has vegetarian options: “Can you eat chicken?”
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@MegaGeese
Geese
1 year
How I’m rolling up to my autism diagnosis
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@MegaGeese
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5 months
my elo may be down but my spirits are up
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@MegaGeese
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6 months
hell is real and it's the taco bell without spicy potato soft tacos
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@MegaGeese
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10 months
Using my impact winnings to buy my teammates one of these bad boys
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@MegaGeese
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7 months
i leave memphis for like 3 days and they declare a state of emergency
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@MegaGeese
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6 months
domain expansion: eepy puppy 👉👈
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@MegaGeese
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7 months
made semifinals of freeze time
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@MegaGeese
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6 months
our new flowers smell really weird
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@MegaGeese
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6 months
i miss my wife already ;-;
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
Go back to overwatch you washed up piece of shit
@OnFireSemmler
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8 months
In this case, I think it would be best if we lacked empathy. Didn't take long, did it?
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@MegaGeese
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6 months
all yall are going to hell
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@MegaGeese
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10 months
First game of CS2: ✅ First ace of CS2: ✅
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@MegaGeese
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9 months
Intelligence is knowing that that you can buy a collar at petco, wisdom is knowing that the employee will know you dont have a pet
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@MegaGeese
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6 months
me and my gf in another life
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@MegaGeese
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10 months
Would you still love me if I was a cracked slab of asphalt?
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime That's why I frot On company time
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@MegaGeese
Geese
9 months
If you wanna see a real girlfailure play cs LIVE then come by :3
@nerdstreet
Nerd Street
9 months
Get ready for our CS2 LAN Freeze Time presented @kaosgaming_gg !! Make sure to sign up quickly for this $5k LAN and join Kaos' discord in preparation for the event. Join Now:
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
@sphaxa Let’s be honest. He couldn’t qualify if he could play in the league
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@MegaGeese
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10 months
FIRST WIN OF IMPACT :3 I HAD 30 ADR ON MAP 1
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
@MastTheCat A fate worse than death
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@MegaGeese
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1 year
GGs @FlyQuestRED @goosebreeder is the better goose for now
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@MegaGeese
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1 year
If your hands don’t look like this while you’re eating your lunch you must be a liberal sissy
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
@abbyisqueen_ All I can say is :3
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@MegaGeese
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1 year
AAAAAAAAAA ITS SO FUCKING CUTE also this is objectively the best mirage smoke
@PecanSanVT
Pecan-San 🧟‍♂️🏷️ ENVtuber
1 year
I didn't get to finish her l2d.... But I at least managed to do a silly little doodle of @MegaGeese ! She's thinking about her favorite smoke spots on Mirage.
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@MegaGeese
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7 months
obsessing over snowrunner prepared me for this moment
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
EU Pugs so free
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
How the fuck is this a 1.4 gig update
@CounterStrike
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8 months
Release Notes for today are up:
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@MegaGeese
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6 months
this was a mistake cause now she thinks i can speak australian. what the fuck is a servo???
@MegaGeese
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6 months
ɟɓ ǝᴉssnɐ ʎɯ ǝʌol ᴉ
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@MegaGeese
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1 year
emotions hard. tiddy soft
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@MegaGeese
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9 months
LFT/LFP for next season of Impact :3 Rifle/support with main exp
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@MegaGeese
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6 months
im eating estradiol like its kibble
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@MegaGeese
Geese
8 months
Learning smoke lineups in lethal company in about an hour
@PecanSanVT
Pecan-San 🧟‍♂️🏷️ ENVtuber
8 months
Think fast chucklenuts! Got a stream headed your way! Join @MegaGeese and I as we clock in to LETHAL COMPANY! 4 PM PST!!!! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
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@MegaGeese
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1 year
We're so fucking back
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
I HAD MOUSE ACCEL ON THE WHOLE TIME??????
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@MegaGeese
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7 months
MATCH OF THE CENTURY
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@MegaGeese
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6 months
this waitress just came up to me to tell me about a primus show in memphis later this year. i never met this lady i just got profiled as a primus enjoyer. i mean shes right but still. i have feelings
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@MegaGeese
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10 months
The yearly pilgrimage is done
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@MegaGeese
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1 year
Hugged the Blahaj before my match. Ended match with a 2.0 K/D. Coincidence? I think not!
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@MegaGeese
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10 months
im losing it rn bestie
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@MegaGeese
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9 months
winton
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@MegaGeese
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1 year
Girl dinner
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
I’m actually so bad at cs now it’s so funny
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@MegaGeese
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11 months
He don’t miss (outside the server)
@JonjiJlc
Jonji-JLC
11 months
I remember when I was younger, I had a teammate with a nose ring and people used to be so weird about it and use it as "ammo" when tryna shit talk him. And I asked how he went about dealing with it and he smiled and looked at me and said "if anyone shit talks you about somethin
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@MegaGeese
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10 months
Got the second win in impact. Finally playing well :3 GGs @CherryBombsCS <3
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@MegaGeese
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6 months
In accordance to no frot february i will NOT be frotting on feb 30th and 31st
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@MegaGeese
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11 months
The barista said I have a cool name. I’m so fucking unstoppable today
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@MegaGeese
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11 months
I’m no longer emotionally stable
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@MegaGeese
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10 months
My awper
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@MegaGeese
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8 months
coffee is truly the only evidence that god is real
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@MegaGeese
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5 months
building gundam now come watch stinky :3
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@MegaGeese
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1 year
Woke up hungover. Ate estrogen burger. Hangover gone. Coincidence?
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@MegaGeese
Geese
1 year
Are you afraid to walk into the pet store because you think that the workers know you don’t have a pet or are you normal
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@MegaGeese
Geese
8 months
I’ve been informed that I sent too much. Quick someone call me stinky
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@MegaGeese
Geese
9 months
Slow start into a double OT barn burner. We take those
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@MegaGeese
Geese
9 months
Floofys is the most based caster we have in NA tbh
@FloofysTV
Floofys🏳️‍🌈
9 months
I'm casting tonight! I'll be on ttv/parkscasts
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@MegaGeese
Geese
1 year
and I'm still shit at the game
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@MegaGeese
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1 year
IM GONNA GO FEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAAL
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@MegaGeese
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6 months
how come the whole state of kansas smells like shit?
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@MegaGeese
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7 months
0-1. gonna take some nyquil and sneeze on the hat man now
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@MegaGeese
Geese
10 months
How the fuck my rice cooker gonna burn rice????? Like you have one job????
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@MegaGeese
Geese
11 months
Holding out for sweater weather. It’s coming girls
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@MegaGeese
Geese
11 months
GEGI
@ESLImpact
ESL Impact
11 months
The wait is almost over. #ESLImpact Season 4 is set. Meet the talented teams from the European, North American, and South American divisions. 🌟 📅 Mark your calendars - Season 4 kicks off on September 13th!
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@MegaGeese
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9 months
Last match of season 4 tonight :3
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@MegaGeese
Geese
10 months
Cap Cush final tomowwo. GGs :3
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@MegaGeese
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9 months
Can’t wait to drive to Columbus just to play a league match in a LAN center next week
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@MegaGeese
Geese
7 years
@fl0mtv @DBHGaming @MythicRebornGG I never knew I could be sexually attracted to a hoodie until just now!
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@MegaGeese
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6 years
@angercs Il'd tongue punch the o-ring 10/10
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@MegaGeese
Geese
6 months
i still get 360 fps with smokes down so seems like a skissue 12900k and 3080
@LERCOgg
LERCO cs2 🌊
6 months
🚨New smokes are EXTREMELY unoptimized! 🖥️FPS went from 360 -> 117 😬 🤓My PC Stats: - i9-13900KF - 4070 - 64g DDR5 Ram 6000 @CounterStrike
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