The Machinist
@MechWastelander
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Scrapper of Wasteland Warriors || Parody account || This is mostly Headcannons || NOT AFFILIATED WITH EPIC GAMES || Account is run by @RocketboiSource ||
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Mf I'm JOBLESS now
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@Nitrodromed
The fuck I'm I meant to do anything in the Wasteland if the only thing I was good at was making nitro.
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Mf has been a fake fan this whole time
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Kill him.
We don't need more peas on this island.
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No rig. No work.
Fuck off
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That's because my job sucked ass alright.
But atleast was better than no job that's for sure.
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Atleast with redline gone I'm no longer feeding my drug addicted boss
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Every morning it great until I remember peabody is still alive
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For the people that make shower jokes
you aren't funny
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//Shit so popular I saw it on my main
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//So uhhhhh..
What's your guys current levels....
Because mines is like in the 30's rn
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shes so fucking cute. AND SHE HAS AN ATTITUDE…. i love you machinist
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I'm right here
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Ratio you creep
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//200 followers and I'll reveal my main trust.
//How it's feels to be active on my main and this account
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//My main is in my Bio now.
thanks for 200+ followers.
I will trust you I won't drop this account after this I'll try to be at least active once per day on here
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I'm gonna pin this for the people who don't get it
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Is this live footage of peabody's death?
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//How it's feels to be active on my main and this account
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//More linkin park we are actually back omfg
*increases difficulty* we tried so hard and got so far 😔✌️
new jam tracks drop this thursday!
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Lies
Long-term effects are
Sleep loss
Life expectancy decrease (2 to 5 years)
Hyperactivity
Randomly passing out
Heart attacks
And addiction
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This is true.
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//gonna be honest, shout out the people simping for this character because I have never seen people this determined to actually hook up with a fortnite character
How many times do I have to tell you guys that I'm taken
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I'm real now!
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//ending it all
WAR MACHINE'S JETPACK NERFED AGAIN ‼️
• Initial Boost Nerfed by 60%
• You'll now slow down almost instantly when you stop using the jetpack
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Didn't know my boss could do that
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//You have to be a damn moron to say no
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Am I the only person with super fans rn?
I’m struggling to not wear anything that isn’t the machinist, I’m like 250 games in now, there is no skin worthy of breaking my streak
Also birthday is in 5 days ‼️
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//Sorry being gone
I was being autistic about the new BO6 zombies trailer
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WE WON
YOU ARE FIRST.
YOU WILL BE DISINTEGRATED TOMORROW.
GOODBYE.
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//
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I do this all the time you just don't know
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//This is some monkey paw type curse WTF
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Why are you purple.
#NewProfilePic
by @/Fortnite_TCF
I'm purple now. This will last for all of Spooktober. I'm spooky.
Old pfp will return in November.
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Jesus.
I’ve officially played my 200th game of the Machinist, she’s the only skin I’ve worn all season.
Genuinely love that I get to draw/ play and be associated with the Machinist.
Don’t know if I’ll even break the streak yet, she’s just so good
More Machinist art? 👀
#Fortnite
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//Fortnite please bring back the festival pass from last season
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//this is when we lose all hope now
This is fucked up
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How I feel after seeing this
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Trust me you can't
But.
You can fix the engine of one of my cars, I'll pay you 50 gold if you do.
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//WHY JUST FUCKING WHY
#Fortnite
Hotfix:
- Metallica Loot Island has been disabled
- The Ride The Lightning Guitar Mythic has been vaulted
- Normal Ch5 Loot Island has been re-enabled
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I feel the radioactivity in my blood please help
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//I just had a dream where fortnite was on steam. I actually sad that isn't our reality
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//I'm sorry WHAT!?! (please let terraria be next)
'Stardew Valley' Creator
@ConcernedApe
has been "trying to get a Fortnite crossover", and wants the game's characters added into Fortnite ‼️
[VIA
@panedwards_yt
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@SpushFNBR
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//They haven't said anything since this...
i might be non-binary.... but i have a victory royale to win, so i can't worry about that right now!!!!
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//What kinds tweets do you guys like (Image unrelated)
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How many times do I have to tell you guys that I'm taken
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The fuck you mean you don't like my super cool painted car with a turret carefully welded on.
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I am not responsible for nitro addictions
It's your fault if it happens
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Me when the megalodon tells me to spread the Wastelander propaganda
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I love myself
And uh
Fuck you peabody
Whats 1 Thing you LOVE about Fortnite Season 3
And 1 thing you HATE?
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//fun fact
I opened fortnite that day to only get the new emote that a friend gifted to me.
//So uhhhhh..
What's your guys current levels....
Because mines is like in the 30's rn
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Mfs trying to flirt with we (they refuse no as an answer)
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You are the only NOT allowed to join the wasterlanders.
DID FORTNITE FALL OFF!?
Fortnite Season 3 had the lowest first day player peak of Chapter 5.
- Season 1: 7.12M
- Season 2: 5.15M
- Season 3: 2.28M
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I say this to him all the time
He is a bestie
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//Hop. Off. YURI!
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Nothing except a text telling me he needs more nitro.
He does this about twice a week
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Reply to the letters I sent you...
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