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I traveled by air for the first time from ASABA to LAGOS ..
Initially, I didn't want to write about this but then I thought I should share.
Well, traveling by air really taught me a lot.
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I never knew baby wears could be that expensive.. Jesuu!
Two years old niece's shoe cost 6k. Thought it'd be like 800 naira.
Nah, I'm not ready.. Noooooo
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Two Indomie is too much for me and one is too small.
INTRODUCING...indomie one and half. "The confused man size"
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Haven’t you all notice that Sabinus casts are super talented too. The mortuary attendant killed it 😂😂😂😂
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Na Valentine period you run this thing.
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If you post my picture and someone on your list says she likes me, please let me know. You're not the one to decide for me. Don't say "oh this guy will not like you" are you me? Is me you? Please let me gather them and select who I like..
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To anybody who’s reading this, I pray that whatever is hurting you or whatever you are constantly stressing about gets better. May the dark thoughts, the overthinking, and the doubt exit your mind right now. May clarity replace confusion. May peace and calmness fill your life.
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Congratulations 🎉 to me !!! I won an iPad for the Xmas draw in my company!!
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Happy birthday to a beautiful and strong soul, yeah you guess right. It’s my birthday. Happy birthday to me!!
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When you're kissing someone and you stop kissing them for a sec and smile and kiss again. I can't think of something more beautiful than that.
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Most of the girls that pretend they don't have feelings, love the hardest. Its a defense mechanism.
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I was so sure this "Mabel" song
@Dremodrizzy
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@davido
gonna be mad 🤭🤭
I was anticipating ever since I watched the Triller
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Igbo girls are the prettiest
Igbo girls are industrious
Igbo girls are spontaneous
Igbo girls are wife materials
Igbo girls are the sexiest
Igbo girls are the best cooks
Igbo girls are very wise
Igbo girls are astute
Igbo girls are home builders
Igbo girls are EVERYTHING
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When someone ask you to listen to a song, it's because the lyrics means everything they're trying to say.
But some of you are not romantic enough to understand this. 😢
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Guess what? I now have a car.. 💯💯
I remember when I had no car.
I was flying bike.
I was jumping bus.
Sometimes, Cars usually splash water on me.
I still haven't gotten a car bro. 😢
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Who else doesn't complete their drug dosage once they notice they are feeling better?
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Tbh Forget all these "Single and Happy" pretence. Some of us are tired of being lonely. We just want to cuddle, call and text the right people..
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A girl who really loves you, gon start sounding like your mom after a while cause she only wants the best for you.
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I could remember the day I bought my mom barbecue and Hollandia yoghurt.. She rained blessings upon blessings on me. She was filled with joy and happiness.
What if I bought her a car and a house?
I owe my mom a lot.. Swears, I really love her and she knows it.
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@Mima_Gift
Omo if this is real... God abegoo
If this is a skit, it's too real..
The cameraman did a very professional job there
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There are two people on this App.
1. People who gives you money and still brag about it on the TL.
2. People who comes quietly to your DM, tell you to send your account number, sends you money and tell you not to tweet about it or mention them..
Tbh! I'm still in shock.
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You can lose your girl from a lack of communication, a lack of attention, or just disrespect, you do not have to cheat to lose your girl.
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She’s hurt, mentally and emotionally. But everyday, she walks with a smile, because that’s who she is.. "the girl who never stops smiling"
Where's she at?
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Tbh nobody’s easy to date. Everyone has their insecurities, flaws, & certain ways of doing things that make us who we are. Perfect people & relationships only exist on TV. The most important thing is finding someone who loves u on ur worst days & will fight thru the hard times
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When a girl finally decides to herself she wants to knack you. If you like drink bomb, your cap must peel. Fear girls, most of them don't make noise like guys.
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Nothing wrong with being soft for your girl. that’s your girl right? step out your comfort zone and do some corny shit once in a while just to get a blush or smile from her. social media ruin a lot of shit saying that’s wack or that’s headass. only you control your relationship.
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I remember when I had no car.
I was flying bike.
I was jumping bus.
Sometimes, Cars usually splash water on me.
I still haven't gotten a car bro. 😢
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I went to a betting shop, Gave her my booking number she checked and the potential was 3million for 100naira stake.. She laughed and said "Bros, you dey waste your time"
Guess what.. . ? I'm in a barbing salon, I wanna look good to collect 3million on Friday.
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While I was coming back home from work, I witnessed an accident scene. This pathfinder crushed this person flat.. Ahh jesuuuu.. Tbh Going out and coming back safety is underrated. We should always be thankful to God for every sec.
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Killing is a sin.
Stealing is a sin.
Lying is a sin.
Fornication is still a sin.
Masturbation is still a sin.
Adultery is still a sin.
There's no big and small sin.
Sin is Sin.
And all sinners will go to hell.
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Stay single until you meet someone who says exactly how they feel about you and doesn’t leave you questioning them.
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Right now, someone you haven't met is out there wondering what it would be like to meet someone like you.
It only takes Grace
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When I remember that January is coming with 21days fasting and prayer, I dish another plate of rice!😂😂😂
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IF YOU WALK INTO MY HOUSE. PLEASE GREET EVERYBODY YOU SEE AND ACT LIKE YOU WERE RAISED RIGHT. cause you also representing me.
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Not all girls are "crazy" they slowly become paranoid or self conscious after being neglected, feeling unimportant/unwanted or not good enough. Be consistent and love her the way you did in the beginning and your girl won't have to feel any of those emotions and be "crazy"
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If we "talking", i need to know we are. If u only want a friendship, tell me, so i can treat u like a friend. if ur talking to someone else, let me know so i don’t cut off certain ppl. i don’t wanna sit around & catch feelings for someone that'll leave me hanging in the long run
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The weirdest thing about living alone is how many hours you go without speaking a single word.
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Tbh. If I'm really dating you, I can't post your pictures on social media. Deal with it. Except we're married. DONT ASK ME WHY..
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I don't know but someone here needs to hear this.. Don't give up on the people you love. Your patient love and faithfulness may be exactly what they need to make a complete turnaround...
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Something tragic happened this morning while I was going to work.
At first, the driver and conductor were speaking English on top their rickety bus.
Finally, we reached last bustop but the rusty door refused to open.
las las all of us follow window come down.😭😂😂😂
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To the wrong people I showed true love this year, from the bottom of my heart I say, kitikpa racha unu Anya.
Ndi uchu😏
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I'm not a supporter of hitting a Lady .
But if you touch my Dick for public, in the name of "play" despite the several warnings..
I swear, I go sound you.
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I noticed that if you're desperate for something, it doesn't come to you but once you take your mind off it, it comes to you bigger and better than you ever imagined.
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Omo forget, love is sweet.. 😍
You're single because you have not tasted real love.
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Things you don't know about me.
- I'm a twin.
- I'm a lefty.
- I'm a mathematician.
- I'm the last born.
- I'm a snub.
- I'm married.
- I'm Yoruba.
- I swear a lot.
- I'm a magician.
- I drink and smoke.
- I have several tattoos on my chest.
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MONDAY REMINDERS:
M - Make the most of every moment
O - Only focus on empowering ideas
N - Never stop believing in yourself
D - Do the best you can at all times
A - Avoid any distractions/negativity
Y - Yield better results from the above
#MondayMotivation
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I fantasize a lot. Sometimes I'd play the video of how I'd engage my future wife to be in my head.. Other times, I'd pause and edit some parts and correct them, the scenario and all that.
Like "will you marry me?
Noo. Can I be your husband?
Lmaoooo 😂😂😂
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Any small thing.. FELA.. 🙄.. Before they said wizkid was the new fela. Later, burna boy came into the picture. Now its falz. ✌
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If you don't smoke weed, that's cool, but don't think you're somehow a better person than people that do.
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Have you ever been attracted to somebody’s voice?
cause it’s a real thing, i swear
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Hausa girls are underrated in bed.
Especially those ones that wears hijab..
NYSCKadunaConnect
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Best friends are people you don’t need to talk to every day. But when you do, it’s as if you’d never stop talking.
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Sometimes when I get bored .. I send money to my other account and get a credit alert.
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Anytime I see pregnant/nursing mothers jumping bus.. I always feel uneasy..
Dear future wifey.. I'm working so hard for the both of us so we could live life at large.. 🙏 so help me God.
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I like my girl on mini gowns, cause it brings out her bad ass curves, no stress plus easy access to mekwe.
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This driver carried us for free because Nigerian won.
What if we win the World Cup?
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"It's really sweet when someone knows every single detail about you, and not because you constantly remind them but they just really pay attention"
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Y’all ever met someone who brought you comfort naturally? Like when your with them you forget about anything bad and instantly feel relief.
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Have you ever come across a really nice and intelligent tweet and you thought of following them only to see you had already followed them.
Me: I'll unfollow and follow again😝
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By the middle of next month, I'm counting my second million and by March next year I'm gifting myself a new car..
Save this tweet. 💯✌
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Women getting an attitude because they miss you is a real thing..
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Sometimes, i wave at random people as they drive pass me, I'd scream inaudibly and make hand gestures. They'll die trying to figure out who i am all day..
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Someone will come along. Someone who will understand you, someone who will get jealous because of you, someone who will make you smile when you’re sad. Just be patient.
A good relationship is worth the wait. Don't rush anything.
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Buy quality perfumes and smell good.. Make it a habit..
Stop smelling like fresh fish...
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When your dad starts calling you "chairman and my oga" what does it really mean?
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I bought 30naira pure water yesterday. She said if it's not up to a 100naira thingy she ain't putting it in a nylon..
And today I bought Glo Recharge card 1k..
You people should come and separate fight o
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I'm the type of guy that when something means a lot to me, i’ll ask “you promise?”. it might seem childish, but i take promises very seriously.I have a tendency to see the best in the worst ppl & have been disappointed & hurt a lot. so pls don't promise me anything you dont mean
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He may still love you. He probably does. He probably doesn't know what he wants. He probably still think about you all the time. But that isn't what matters. What matters is what he's doing about it. And if he's doing nothing. You most certainly shouldn't do anything.
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I CANT WAIT to marry the love of my life and have a cute little family. That’s something i look forward to everyday.
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I AM THE TYPE OF GUY THAT WOULD KISS YOU ON YOUR FOREHEAD EACH TIME I HUG YOU. 😘
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My previous relationships has broken me to the point that when someone genuinely tells me they care and love me .. I'd be feel they just want to take advantage of me and break me again and again. 😢😭
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Bitter truth is once you get the ball rolling with your life and goals there’s certain spots you can’t hang out at and certain people you can’t run with anymore, no matter how much you love them.
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The older you get, the more quiet you become. Life humbles you so deeply as you age. You realize how much nonsense you've wasted time on.
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Relationships last longer when nobody knows your business! If your home isn't happy,don't let the world know, keep that shit between y'all, don't take advice from anybody. Work on it and find a solution with the one your with💯
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When a person is really into you, they’d find a way to have time for you.
Afterwards.
If they miss you, they'd call.
If they care, they'd show it.
We deserve the best💯.. Kings and Queens.
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Its been 4 years and I thought I've gotten over her.
It's not as if its paining me o. Its not even paining me sef. But what is paining me is that she got married💍 on Saturday. 😭😭
A friend just sent me her wedding photos this morning.. Jessu! Ah my chest. 😫
Its paining me
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People are trying to hide millions, you are hiding your read receipt and last seen. Wetin you gain?
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Basically, this is my second Twitter account. And just in case Twitter decided to be pettily foolish and suspend this one.. I'm done. I'd just go and open church.
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I dated my ex girl for two and half freaky years without sex.
She was a virgin and her respected her decision.
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Dating is just hanging out with someone until you figure out what’s wrong with them.
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Having someone fall asleep in the car while you’re driving is the highest signal of trust you’ll ever receive.
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But on a serious note. No one has ever died on this App from people not following them back even after mentioning them and writing "KFB".
Miss xyz asked for a ff back, I said no and she blocked me. Some of you're not ready.
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Its so sweet to be in love...
We found love when we found each other.
She loves me and I love her too❤❤❤
A day without her is meaningless
😩😩
I'm so in love people!!!
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Hang out with people who make you forget to look at your phone.
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Yoruba people are having problems with kneeling / not kneeling for their husbands..
We Igbos, e no concern us.
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Every morning I spend fifteen minutes filling my mind full of God, and so there's no room left for worried thoughts.
Peace comes when you pray. 🙏
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Nobody cheats more like a Boyfriend that always says.
“The Problem Is You Don’t Trust Me”
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I love the smell of petrol" and buying stuffs at the window side, especially plantain chips and yoghurt. 😁
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Just so you know we're not your friend in reality, just Twitter. So don't get too comfortable.
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