Emir Of Ibadan
@McKhaleepha
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#Mechanical Engineer #Henkel #Unilever Nig. Plc #Procter & Gamble #Team #Arsenal #YBNL NATION #Islam #Football #musicLOVER #GOALgetter #OmoALHAJI
Lagos, Nigeria
Joined September 2012
Every girl’s body count is 3 or 4. I’ve never heard anything higher. Ejo ta la wa wa’n do ??.🤔🤔.
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@officialnairam1 To all my female bestie that will be visiting me tomorrow please shave should in case, I’m not saying anything will happen but just shave sha. #Ma4.
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It is rude to bill who you don't check on, and it is very rude to check on someone because you want to bill them.
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@saltimes Can’t any of the fake Partey play for Ghana, to save the original Partey from getting injured???.
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Dear Asthmatics, .Normalize picking your inhalers first before your mobile phones when leaving home. Retweet.
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@odion_peters Most people don’t follow back, like my comment only if you will follow back. Please.
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You might die SINGLE if you're AFRAID of disturbing someone's relationship. Look for an UNSTABLE one and SQUEEZE yourself in.
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Ya Allah, please grant every believing man and woman: Your mercy, Your guidance, Your blessings, and Your forgiveness. .
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To anyone dealing with personal issues that cannot be mentioned online, may God answer your prayers.
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There is a group of people that I really wanna help financially from the bottom of my heart ☺️☺️☺️ buh I got no dimes, bless me lord to bless them☺️🙏.
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You aren't afraid of new love, you are afraid of new pain.
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Only 1 girlfriend is making u happy .Imagine u have 4 Think about it. Na happiness go killed u bro. 😂😂.
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Side chick is a young girl between 18-25 years. If you are 26-30, you are a side hen. 30 and above consider yourself as a vulture.
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That person you think is ghosting you fit don turn ghost. Check up on people, no dey form hard guy.
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Shout out to everyone out there trying to make that legit money no matter how tough. I pray that almighty God will make you see the gain and you won’t work for nothing🙏🏾❤️.
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Even if she's your wife, don't stop thinking of her as your girlfriend. Keep dating her and doing your best to continue winning her heart. #omoALHAJI.
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I’m sure Olamide will be proud of Pheelz and Young John. Only Arsene Wenger can scout a better combo. #PheelzVsMasterkraft #.
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To give a lot when you have a lot is easy; but to give a lot when you have so little is indeed a gift of love. 🌸.
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You teach people how to treat you through the things you tolerate and accept.
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If you are dating me, you have to be reminding me everyday ooo. Because me I dey forget things fast fast🚶🏽♂️.
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It's actually rude to bill people you don't check up on and even more rude to check up on people because you wanna bill them.
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Your future is in your hands and you are using it to finger anything you see, continue. 🙄🙄.
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Stop telling people about everything going on in life. Some people talk to you, so they can talk about you.
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May our Parents never be a victim of cancer, liver or kidney failure. We ask Allah to grant a miraculous cure to those affected and reward them handsomely.
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Please I want to know, can a dispatch rider also help carry sacrifice and drop at any T Junction?.Abeg no dey look me like that, na person say make I help am ask 🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️.
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Sleepover doesn't mean you're the wife 😔.Please stop greeting the neighbours😞😂.
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Sometimes your boyfriend is over protective because he knows that you're too easy to get. Just one plate of indomie na pant shifted. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔.
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Stop forming "class" in marriage. There's JOY in being your spouse's playmate. Play rough & play silly.😜❤️😍.
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Person don spend your account balance today for hospital, be grateful.
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Don't wait for the 'perfect time,' you will wait forever. Always take advantage of the time that you're given.
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I see myself as a crayon, i might not be your best colour. But i know 1day you will need me to complete you picture.
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African Men don't Know how to Cuddle. Once you cuddle with them you must collect one round.😏.🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃.
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Talking dirty then going straight to sleep is a woman’s favorite hobby. The dirtier she talk the heavier that sleep going to be.
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Cheating on an overthinker never ends well. They already figured it out before the first question they ask you. You'll then worsen the situation by telling lies in addition to the cheating!.
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I want my relationship to be like those couple on cabin biscuit, they have been smiling for long and they are still together😂😁.
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Sir You asked a girl out, she agreed, she loves you and you love her but after four years of relationship you still don't know when you plan to take things to the next level, what is the color of your problem?.
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Sometimes I pick up a Glass cup from the shelf then pour some cold water in it. then drink from it and start misbehaving as if I just finish a Red label. It's self love ✌✌.
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Name one hotel that’s close to you and let someone guess where you are staying. Let’s go.
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Some people will get everything they want as easy as ABC. Some their fathers have worked for it to make them have it. Grace/Favour found some others. But hey, some people have to work so hard to have their names written in the book of success. Don't ever try to be someone else.
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Good morning to everyone on earth especially, Arsenal fans. Today will favour us. @SirLeoBDasilva.
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Sometimes. beyond the skills. beyond the qualification, beyond the paperwork, you just need God to place people in rooms that’d fight for opportunities on your behalf.
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Hand holding doesn't mean you're in love, kisses don't always mean something real, promises are broken as fast as they're made and sometimes. goodbyes really are forever. #omoALHAJI.
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Arsenal had really suffered! Imagine playing this Liverpool team With Mustafi and Sokratis Papastttyiigbkugbkicnkh.
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Even when you're mad, think before you talk. The words you say can only be forgiven, not forgotten.👌🏼.
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IF YOU DON'T WANT A SARCASTIC ANSWER,.DON'T ASK A STUPID QUESTION.
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Behind every successful man there's always a lazy youth shouting HE WAS MY CLASSMATE 😒😒🙄.
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If there is nothing you're doing to improve your life, don't blame the condition of your life on others for not helping you. Everyone needs someone to make them remain or grow better, not someone who makes them less better than they are.
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“Once you treat your woman right, she becomes legally blind to other men. All she sees is you, whether you’re rich or poor. 🙂🥀 Unless if na small preeq u get🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😜🚶🚶🚶.
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WIDOW: No sex for now pls, I'm mourning my husband. AKPOS: That na why i wear BLACK.condom, pls open your legs & accept my Condolence.
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Alhamdulillahi for another successful year!!! Happy Birthday to me. When you come across this say a word of prayer for me.
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I hate it when my girlfriend says. "Don't worry, he's just a friend. 😩I remember when I was a friend too, I know what I did 🙈😂😂.
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Dont judge girls that date for money. Some of you also wanted to be slay queens but your faces decided you must work hard for your money. 🤫.
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The right attention from the wrong person during a lonely time can fool you into thinking they might be the right one.
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Hold your breath and type.44444444444444.Me: 4444444.I nearly died😩🫁.
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Big yansh and Big Brèàst Won't Raise Your Kids. Get Yourself a Well Mannered Partner with Vision and Life Plan. You won't Be Horny Forever!!.
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