Dan
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Dad, husband, Celtic supporter, pint enthusiast, my Nana's favourite! โ๏ธ๐ป๐ฆ๐
Glasgow, Scotland
Joined January 2024
I'm 34 years old, married with 3 weans and every Friday without fail my nana tries to slip me a tenner without my granda seeing ๐.
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Time zones are mental. The Australians are in 2025, the Scottish are in 2024 and the huns are still in 1690.
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Don't get the "Ally McCoist is a nice guy" patter from some Celtic fans. He's a sleekit orange bastard that hates us.
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Regardless of the team you support, see if you come on here and mock a wean with Down Syndrome or point score about child sexual abuse, you're a rotten bastard. All because of your football team? Fucking grow up.
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Your captain is a Celtic supporter. Your captain is a Fenian. Your captain loves the Pope.
29.01.2025, Aston Villa๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ - Glasgow Celtic๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ, Banner placed by Aston Villa supporters on motorway bridge for arriving Celtic supporters to see upon arriving in Birmingham, click for more here:
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Ally McCoist's commentary is insufferable. It really is. It really irritates me. It really does.
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Another helmet. Out marching the streets of Belfast, protesting against non-Irish people in Ireland. He's Scottish.
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Who is the biggest shitebag you've met during your time in Scotland, Daizen?
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Most notable thing Todd Cantwell did against Celtic was stop Hatate getting a drink ๐.
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Imagine being that bitter, you get rid of the green grass and put a blue carpet in yer garden. 1690 staunch points ๐๐๐๐
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Time to forget about O'Riley and back this boy. There's a player there ๐
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What a difference having this lad back in the team by the way. A Rolls Royce of a player. If we somehow manage to keep a hold of him in the summer I'd be delighted.
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Family party tonight. 3 times my maw's told me since yesterday to "mind it's mixed company." Going on as if I'm going to show up with a balaclava and a beret on fuck sake.
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Hi Susan. What's your opinion on the depressing an unacceptable anti-Catholic hate marches that you and your government facilitate every year?.
Thanks to @GlasgowCC cleansing teams for their overnight clean-up. But itโs depressing & unacceptable that yet again a significant number of grown adults are unable to celebrate their teamโs success while also respecting fellow citizens & public property
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First hour or 2 is magic. From then on it is utter chaos. Out the back with the family, a bbq and a swally will do me after the game.
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All the best Matt O'Riley ๐. Thanks for mending a heart that Tom Rogic broke. ๐ญ
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Just heard a young guy I used to work with committed suicide today. 4 weans, a Mrs, decent job, nice family, etc. Just shows that poor mental health can affect any of us at any time. Speak up lads. You're not on your own and there's no shame in asking for help.
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Get it right up the Aberdeen fans, who spent most of the game singing about paedophiles. Sheep shagging rats. Back in your box.
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Thoughts and prayers with the huns who were sitting waiting to post tweets at 87 mins. Get it up ye.
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Heard from huns in the last 2 days that I haven't heard from in about 4 year. You're sitting 11 points behind us you silly cunts. Zip it ๐.
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Imagine taunting a young lassie about her mum dying of cancer just cos your football team got beat. Horrible stuff.
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Since my first ever Celtic game 24 years ago, I've watched my club lift 38 trophies. 18 leagues, 6 trebles, 6 doubles, an invincible treble and a quadruple treble. Aye. McCoist really scarred me ๐.
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Spending 2 days laughing at Celtic for getting pumped away to a team ranked 7th in the world. Only to then get pumped at home by a team ranked 70th in the world.
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Just told the wean she was a good girl for eating all her toast. Wife's packed my bags and filed for divorce.
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McGregor constantly pointing for players to pass the ball backwards is beginning to annoy me a wee bit.
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ยฃ182.70 from the bookie, huns pumped and the wife's just suggested an Indian for dinner. Class wee Saturday.
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How horrible is dementia. Popped into my nana's there for a bit and she's having to cut up my granda's dinner for him. Strongest man I've ever known and he can't even feed himself anymore. Awful to watch.
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I'd be more than happy if Celtic just stuck to a simple design like this every season. Green badge and whatever sponsor. Job done. No need to try and jazz up the hoops.
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Honestly don't get this pish. I'm a dad to 3 kids. Fucking no need for it.
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Do you honestly think I'm going to snub Portugal v France in the quarter finals of the Euros to watch Ayr United v Celtic Reserves?. Course I am.
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Fuck sake. Some people on here are needing anger management. You'd think we just drew 1 each with Kelty Hearts.
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Daizen Maeda. A man who would run through a brick wall for Celtic.
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Don't think the Green Brigade get enough credit to be honest. To smuggle a joint that size into the ground in a baccy tin without the polis finding out is impressive.
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3 o'clock kick offs in a Glasgow Derby should be scrapped. They should make it at a reasonable hour so we can at least watch it sober. Straight after 10 o'clock Mass would be ideal.
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Just away to light a candle for the Fir Park seats and Jane Lewis. HH.
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It's mad how less stressful your life is when Celtic aren't playing every weekend. From next weekend onwards 11 men kicking a ball about will determine what kinda mood I'm in for the rest of the week. Bonkers ๐.
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Am I going to get myself in a downer about being NINE points clear of the huns, three days before Christmas? Am I fuck.
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Popped into my maw's to do a wee job for her tonight. In return, she's made my piece for work tomorrow. 33 years old ๐.
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Celtic Football Club. the most decorated football club in Europe. ๐ 1 European Cup .๐ 54 League Titles .๐ 42 Scottish Cups .๐ 22 League Cups. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals ๐๐ผ.
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For the avoidance of doubt, no I don't condone anyone mocking the Ibrox disaster either. I can support my team and despise yours without being a fucking idiot about it.
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Big man goes with my best wishes. Been a few dodgy decisions, granted. But he's also bailed us out quite a few times.
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"indefensible misogyny" you say? ๐
This is their intellectual level. Apparently the โgood girlโ journo is a bigot because she worked for RTVโฆ. And, ergo, deserves to be subjected to misogyny ๐. There really is no depth this lot wonโt plumb. Defending the indefensible misogyny purely because itโs their manager ๐.
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Scottish men's champs - @CelticFC. Scottish women's champs - @CelticFCWomen. We run this place. Don't forget it you hun dogs.
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I think I've actually lost brain cells interacting with that mob on here today. Never again man. Better chance of having an intellectually coherent discussion with my 2 year old ๐.
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God bless ye, wee mushroom heid. You gave they hun bastards a helluva skelping. Thanks for the memories ๐๐๐.
Les chiffres parlent pour lui ๐๐ฏ. ใญใงใฆใดใใใใใ โ. ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐๐ซ ๐ฆ๐๐ญ ๐๐ฒ๐จ๐ ๐จ !
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After tonight's posts from Fiona Harvey, Richard Gadd better start writing season 2 just now ๐ณ #BabyReindeer.
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Everything felt right with Celtic today. The team looked organised and played some cracking football. The atmosphere in the stadium made a massive difference aswell. No moaning and groaning, just sheer encouragement from the stands. Up the fucking Celtic ๐โ๐ผ.
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What's the best tweet you've ever seen?.
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Huns added community notes to this hahahahahahahaha ๐.
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A lot of stick coming from across the city. Which is fair enough. We got annihilated last night. But I'd probably just worry about my own team if we'd won 1 league title in 12 years and currently sit 5 points behind Aberdeen.
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Fair play to Hearts. They gave it 5 minutes before pulling their pants down and bending over.
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Giving twitter another bash. Follow back would be decent. Cheers ๐๐ผ.
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@NotoriousBAG_ No as wild as taking snidey pictures of a guy just minding his business doing a work out in the gym.
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Taking my wee boy to his first Celtic game on Sunday. He's only 4. Can't wait to stand in a queue for half an hour for a hotdog he'll eat 1 bite of, take him to the toilet 500 times and listen to him tell me he's freezing and wants his mum from the 10th min til the 90th.
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Just seen a tweet comparing James Tavernier to Paul McStay so that's me done with the internet for today. Bye.
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Looking for 1 cup final ticket. Can have my wife, three weans and the dug in return ๐ฅด.
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James Forrest gets some stick but I still really like him. Always brings buckets of energy into the game.
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Beautiful St.Andrew's tifo from the Union Bears at Hampden. Fair play to them ๐ด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ
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You can tell how special a player is by how gutted you are when they leave. This is a sore one. All the best our Japanese Bhoy ๐ญ
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Put a wee post on this yesterday about my granda's dementia and there's been some lovely replies to it from total strangers. The world is shite at times but it's class to see there's still some right decent people in it.
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Kyogo leaving is this young team's Larsson leaving moment. You'll get over it troops. Eventually. Gutted.
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Why is it any time you get a chippy, in your head it's going to be class but it reality it's always fkn rotten?.
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Adam Idah never looks threatening up front. Really want the big fella to do well but it's looking more and more likely that we've massively overspent on him.
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I can't remember the last time I had a drink at the weekend and didn't feel like absolute shite for days after it. Seriously considering just chucking it altogether. Having a drink on a Saturday and feeling depressed as fuck til Tuesday is just not worth it.
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This ๐๐ผ We've dropped points at home to St Johnstone, Motherwell, Hearts and Killie. Need to be at our best.
Too many tims on here thinking Saturdays a foregone conclusion is giving me the fear.
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Some fans saying Mikey Johnston wasn't given the chance to prove himself at Celtic. 6 and a half years and 3 different managers was ample opportunity to cement yourself in the first team.
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"Can't believe it's this dark already at 4 o'clock!". How? How can you not believe it? You're Scottish. It's been this dark every November at 4pm for your entire life.
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Can't believe his maw let him show up on his first day with they trainers.
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Daizen Maeda, who was ruled out for the rest of the season 10 days ago, now back training after a 3 day trip to Lourdes ๐๐ผ๐
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Santa visited my granda's wee dementia club yesterday and all the auld dears were crying when they got a present ๐ญ.
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Forever grateful to my mum and dad for bringing me up a fenian bead-rattling bastard.
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The 4th Official sitting at home covering football from all angles.
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Fucked the huns, the sun is shining and the weans made their First Holy Communion. What a day for the parish. Up the good guys โ๐ผ๐๐ป๐ฆ.
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Louis Palma is pish and no one will change my mind. Worse than a man down.
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Your team did a lap of honour when they drew 3 each with us.
Looks like the taigs won 0-0. Famous victory.
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Family round for Easter dinner, all the weans eating chocolate til they're sick, Lent's done so the pints are poured and the Celts are top of the pile. Happy Easter!.
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@_WATP_1872_ Unreal that you've just used that word in 2024 but are greeting about Rodgers saying good girl ๐.
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Nearly time to spend an hour looking at the Chinese menu only to inevitably order a chicken curry, fried rice, chips and prawn crackers. Creature of habit.
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Wrote "take it on the chin" in my last tweet and had 6 porno bots trying to follow me. Filthy cows ๐.
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