Samie
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Accountant, Founder of FINCAP solutions ltd lakernation faithful,married to basketball, Pirates dieHard, 2023 Rugby Champion 🏆Manchester city💙
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In the middle of the social media carnage ..I want to take a small break and appreciate the troops for making their way to the battlefield..we created a monster and now its time to eat.
#WeAreInCharge
#PiratesStrong
🏴☠️🏴☠️🏆
#campeones
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Those arcades in downtown should be used to shoot some episodes for squid game S02..I entered some arcade around kikubo and came out from kisenyi tax park at the iganga stage😭..someone call my parents🥺😭
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I know fuel prices have gone up..but I think Total is including entrance fee because what are those prices😭
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Friday is so wild at the office..someone says I have gone to buy airtime at the m.m shop and you see them switching off their computer and carrying their bag..it must be a bulk transaction😭
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You hold a house party here at your own risk...you wake up one morning to go for a swim and you find a random guy has been staying at the crib for 6months without your knowledge 😂😂
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Just spoke to someone from africell about slow internet on my routers and they asked me what device I'm using to access the internet...I just told them I'm using a microwave coz I dont know what a router is to them.
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My mom can't attend the reception after she sees this because she has to be on phone with her 10sisters talking about how I had sex in Gods house😭😭😭
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@FloydApril4
@MichuEmenalo
How tf he gon squeal like a damn swine after tryna act tough😂😂😂😂
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I keep telling pple to tile their houses for successful relationships
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"Uncle where's your car?" Bitch if you don't shut tf up..I hate kids man😭
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Me at the ISA league after sneaking in my chapatis and an international school baddie asks me what I'm eating
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They should introduce a day called.."Fight a workmate day" because some pple really be clocking in to try you
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We had the criminal tree in Ndejje..I was sent there one time for late coming and guess who decides to visit at exactly that time..my dearest father😭😭..he asked me what I was doing under the tree instead of being in class and I told him I was waiting for him😭
In Namagunga we had this place called the freedom circle. It was a big circle in the middle of the school where you would be sent for punishment. For example if you're caught chewing gum or talking during prep etc. You would stand there in kasana till the teacher felt you were
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Fellas don't forget to carry this ka thing with you next time you are with a lady..because now its the only way🤦🏾♂️
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Just told my nephew in p.7..results are out tomorrow pressure ojiwulila..and he said uncle never come back to.our home..😭😭🤣..ehh..smh
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All this talk about juliana throwing her concert same day as B2C when we all know B2C might also attend julianas concert and leave pple at freedom city with their freedom to perform for themselves
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The qns have began and my dad is dragging my ass across the room
Him: so what's the plan
Me: 😳like later or?
Him: You are a man now..how are you managing
Me: 👀👀.managing what
Him: life..I'm assuming your lack of money is because you are treating a woman very well..💀💀🙌🏾
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You even brought your speaker just to show him that you are here for a long time and a good time 😂😂
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I will get right to it..
A THREAD
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@BlanketsNWineUG
we have been ardent followers of every edition and I have never complained one bit..but lets just accept yesterday had nothing to do with B&W..it was a konshens concert that should have been 20k..
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"For us we have gone to church and we are not coming back for lunch..so i dont know what you will eat" 😭😭😭
Y’all will force your kids to go to church like your parents did? Or e no be force? 💀🤔
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My dearest mother would body this thread😭😭top tier comedy when my mum is arguing with carpenters or builders .."silabanga ko omufundi nga mugwadde wo mutwe nga gwe..obwe nawe oyagala nkushashure" 💀😂🤦🏾♂️
Drop some broken Luganda statements you ever heard a Munyankore say 😂😂🤝
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This UG sevens team could possibly be the best assembled team in Ugandan sports history..I stand to be corrected
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@Dartte_45
Farming is really hard and if yo doing it as a side hustle yo wasting alot of time ..my biggest client of my goats is me the owner 😭.. There is a sharp pain in my chest when you mention goats
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I just corrected someone's grammar and they asked me how the preparations for my Grannys funeral are going on😭😭..🙌🏾
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A queen was born today 😂Anyway happy birthday bessfren😍..I wish I could write everything you have blessed my life with. you know you get finer by the passing day baby.I know I already have the day planned out but today we also get to do whatever you want.Happy birthday babes💓
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Thrones management must be in tears of joy knowing the enjoyments are back to normal..because that place was a war zone for 2yrs..esaawa yoona okwata mu tear gas canister instead of a bottle😭😭
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I didn't even know the couple...but that loss has sank my heart💔💔..Restwell Joan..absolute pain can't imagine what that family is going through..prayers 🙏🏾
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After you win an argument with your woman and she changes the locks to the house😭
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The way barbie said "hey baby" to bobi🥺🥺nowulira ddala nga muli you just belong to NUP because 🤲🏾
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Instead of going to save your team you became an influencer for ugali and coriander🤧🚮
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I had a great weekend with some good people..now how to enter cricket oval as part of the music equipment 😭
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Banage mututelemu ka covidex in that shisha mix and we take the fight to omarion 😭😭..
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Our parents almost killed us for "wasting " their 700k...awo ku 2million my dad just puts poison in my quencher after seeing those F9s in physics and chemistry..ain't no way he's fuckin with that liability 😭😭
Birth control measure update
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July was such a long race but with the right team..we pulled through 🙏🏾
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This trophy is not just for the team that played last night but for all the guys that have been part of the process.David silva,aguero,kompany,yaya toure,sterling,jesus,Sane,Mendy,Cancelo,zinchenko,fernandinho...This one is for you💙💙
#WeAreCity
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First date qn.
"So how strong are you when it comes to moving on?"...smh
Let me say this again; Date people who are strong enough to move on when things do not work out.
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We shall attend blankets with only one drink left in us to finish us off..one tusker lite and I sleep in the grass😂😂..we shall first sit at oryx 🫱🏽🫲🏿
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If you show up in your shorts on Saturday for Rugby mbu leg day its on you..the rain of kyadondo is in the gym with Big bala..
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My Unsung hero...when everything seemed to be crumbling..he never stopped fighting..the game could have easily taken a different turn if it wasnt for this boy's valiant and tenacious effort on both ends of the floor..SERUNJOJI..the country wont forget..what a machine👏🏾
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For someone to say Wayne Rooney's career is underrated..then I dont know what football we watched or followed..underrated is ruud van nistelroy,gianfranco Zola,underrated is ryan Giggs,yaya Toure.. Wayne Rooney been getting the hype since he lost his hairline at 20.
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Ladies with white polished toe nails in high heels on some tight high waist jeans🥵🥵..May your bank accounts never run dry..the soul begs to be released😭🙌🏾
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"Mulina blueberry gum mint.. Mpitiira ku kigundu flavour zange yazitegela"
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Jokes aside...this is the worst blankets and wines to ever be organized ..we have waited for.konshens for 2 days coz someone thought it was wise to bring Spidey 🤮🤮🤮...this is unbelievable ..
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"I wonder why you're on your phone at this time in the bar when I'm actually here with you..invite them here since they are more important than me"..😭😭🤦🏾♂️
Couple arguments in the bar mash me up man 😭 and it be the most petty things
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Military men are more reasonable and civil at the roadblocks.. even gave us directions to the best routes but just greet a police officer at a roadblock.."Good evening afande"
Ah ah "elo first park di veyacol on de side ..Sir are you refusing?". 🤦🏾♂️
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😭😭ain't no way we had this tems in the back of a kabangali..someone slap bebe cool when you see him
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"There is no such thing as the best pic from Nye..."
Hold my lighter: 🔥
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@atubridgette
Even i at my big age would never give such valid points... The king must communicate.. Award him his phone please
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I want to also take time and give this man
@abaasadaniel
his flowers for the work he has put into
@piratesrugbyUG
.From mobilizing fans,recruiting fans & pushing words of wisdom to the players while creating a Pirates movement on the internet.We appreciate you bro
#PiratesStrong
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As i was saying 😂😂if you end up in the pirates camp mbu you are checking on us ..its on you..watch till the end..😭
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Now wait for a thrilling defeat at Nottingham to send the fans back to default settings😂😂🤦🏾♂️..
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😂😂😂😂that's why I don't know if I can be a good husband coz I will be in those mentions laughing and cooking her as well😭
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God did something today and honestly i am super grateful 🙏🏾..another milestone in the bag..bi over qualified kati leka bitutwale i will fight someone in an interview room😂😂..
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Dj what's the title of that song that goes "Scott ,stand its an optional dance"..😂😂💀
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"Hello there are you the enumerator? Been waiting for you..nyowe nibanyeta terminator konka maybe later i can be your denominator"
😭🤦🏾♂️
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@wachasamuell
Bro 🙌🏾🙌🏾 I used one entrance climbed stairs and started praying ..tried to use the same place as exit I came back nga the staircase is not de🤔😭..okay who tf moved the stairs I used..
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Can't imagine running with a shisha head rush and a tequila height ..that's squid game material.
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In a meeting at work
Director: so Samson lets go through the projections for the last quarter and can you advise on which suppliers to prioritize
Meanwhile My mind: "Ani ayina embuzi bamuwe ente"..
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But is that a bill for what has been consumed in a bar oba they were buying stock for a liquor store..hati nka 20redbulls the heart has to burst😭
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Me : *likes 2 pictures from this thread*
Her : I can see you had a busy day today appreciating pples pictures
Me: Huh?😳
Her: oti huh...I can see yo ma likes all over that thread🚮
Wow😭😭😂😂😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️..women smh
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@MamaKidongo
My dad would ask me where I am so he can bring it for me himself ..so that he comes with police to arrest me😭
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@Dartte_45
For any farming activity you engage in you need to dedicate time to it and with animal husbandry its more demanding.. So you have to be hands on and the mistake i made was trying to balance work with goat rearing.. You get cheated... You cant micro manage on the phone
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I had already tuned my mind to "lunch is a mindset"and next thing I'm getting called to the waiting area and there's baby girl sitted unprovoked with my lunch😭..imwe who knows a tailor that can make for me a suit and delivers it at allsaints by 5pm..banina🙌🏾
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Not my mum sending me an email asking me why her whatsapp is not working and adding "kind regards" at the end🤦🏾♂️
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We came ,we are seeing,we are still seeing but yet to conquer or be conquered
#BlanketsAndWineKla
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Use this energy to predict where you will sleep tonight🙏🏾
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Must have taken this photo using a brick game because what in the tetris pixels is this image.?
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Me: Comes back from a haircut
Her : kati mbu you feel you're mob handsome..😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️smh ..women especially if she's dating you or married to you would rather eat concrete than appreciate a mans haircut
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I need the kind of strength and power babes use to ignore mechanical issues in their cars😭
Me: "Babe the bushes need to be replaced ASAP..how is this car on the road..where's that cranking sound coming from?
Her: which one?
💀🤦🏾♂️🙌🏾.ah
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😡😡Look at gu ASAP rocky with his ma hands on the global treasure 🤮even the gu jacket is dirty..mmsshcww
Rihanna is pregnant, debuts baby bump on stroll with boyfriend A$AP Rocky
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Up the pirate..headed east to pick some loot..we have a small meeting with the hippo
#PiratesStrong
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Aside from
@piratesrugbyUG
having beautiful rugby,beautiful women,and handsome men that don't cheat..we really have one of the most beautiful kits in the region....we can argue later I'm still recovering from a beautiful night🥂😌
#PiratesStrong
#StanbicBlackPirates
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I would rather fill kampala potholes using a spoon under this hot sunshine than take on a public proposal
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First of all..we are good people..Thank you😌..smh
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I have sat down and thought about this brother and life doesnt make sense to me at all..a former rider and such a cool guy man..everytime I saw him he was so chill,easy and happy ..and he would say "Samie you already know... I'm the winning formula..I'm that guy.." 😭💔
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What the actual hell was that yesterday ?eh..special shoutout to
@TheMeatGuy256
I am forever grateful..many many blessings..real top guy that man Sam..
@DjAludah
my guy...thank you and more blessings my G🙏🏾🙏🏾..and lastly my entire seal team the mission just got started..🫡
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Someone just told me "Your happiness lies within you" so I'm on my way to the doctor for a scan to see if there is any money lying inside me..
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Green paper toss,onions,tomatoes toss,red pepper,yellow pepper, toss..pour ugali into hot water ..done
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Friends that become family...you are looking at a solid brotherhood of 18yrs full of ups and downs and I would never pick a better friend..Happy birthday
@abaasadaniel
my right hand man..I wish you so many wins man...I celebrate you and i love you brother.🍻
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Happy birthday to this support system of mine..I appreciate you..what a birthday 😂..like a hot knife through butter💛
#NoPlotTwist
#JanBabies
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Pple are standing on chairs just to get a glimpse of whats on stage and this was very dangerous..I can't count the number of times I said sorry to pple who fell off the chairs..and all this is because there's a lu tent somewhere in the middle..
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Friday night lives with me..not because I almost lost one of my brothers and bestfriend but as a testimony that when God is in your corner...you can come out of any situation or wreckage unscathed..We thank God for life..We thank God🙏🏾..keep living on General.
So anyway, God thought I should still be here with you, but Friday night almost took me with it. No deaths, no physical harm. A constant reminder that any day could be yours or your beloved last one. 🙏🏾 🙏🏾.
#RukundoEgumeho
#PiratesStrong
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Almost asked myself why heathens is playing a midweek game against UPDF
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At pirates you can be goofy,a dancer, a dj and the energy of the parte and still be a champion...Laba mood ya champion gwe 🔥🔥..
#PiratesStrong
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I want to present to you the force behind the content from all the special moments captured during the season.The vibrant and beautiful
@Kemihegyeyo1
You are definitely a huge piece in the championship team..You are appreciated and loved💐..
#PiratesStrong
#SheIsInCharge
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Hi jude ...please share a pic of you playing touch rugby with Father Simon Lourdel of the white fathers in 1879🙂..I'm in some group trying to win an argument
It was an expatriates club from the 60s. In fact, it ceased to exist in the 70s when most fled from Amin's reign of terror. It was revived circa 1985-87 when they returned.
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2. I thought the whole idea of a hospitality tent is to get a VIP.feeling ...now it was so funny going to pee and you find a baddie or anyone coming out of the choplife tent only to go pee on the wall..guys😭😭😭..those guys should have their own toilets tbh
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You have got to be on some level of spiritual strength to understand what DC youngfly is talking bout..wow what a speech🙌🏾
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I dont think i have seen a more solid fanbase like
@piratesfansug
both on and off the field ..this unit lives together and I couldn’t trade that for anything..This group deserves all the joy and happiness they are experiencing. Well in Pirates
#PiratesStrong
#WeAreInCharge
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