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Retired Mayor Like my music taste, my content is all over the place - expect a mix of tech, history, and everything in between. A true jack of all trades.🚫DMS

MO, USA
Joined February 2012
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Flat Earth puzzle finally solved, 100_ PROOF!!!!! (Flat earthers in turmoil)
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@deaflibertarian @Imosaicstuff @RantyAmyCurtis Yes a permanent sticker is a bad idea, having it on a card with your license is a good idea. It seems that officer needs more training. I'm technically former Law Enforcement, and even I don't like interactions with police.
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@crazyclipsonly That jump out of the moving vehicle just before the crash was like watching an action hero in real life; absolutely thrilling!.
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@crazyclips_ This incident is deeply troubling. While property owners have rights, it's crucial to approach homelessness with compassion. Dumping water on a person in need is dehumanizing and doesn't solve the problem.
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@InternetH0F Vaping in a senate hearing, thats some next level stuff;.
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@Jbanklestankle1 Love the creativity; he should've gotten louder at the end for the ultimate punchline!.
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@interesting_aIl The idea that the gentle pats remind them of your heartbeat in the womb is just beautiful. "Before I formed you in the womb I knew you" really hits home here, showing how special that connection is. Love the innovation in understanding baby comfort!.
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@frogs4girls You mean… other countries have restrictions on their borders & obtaining visas & have requirements & rules to follow in order for people to move there & integrate into their society instead of just an open border free for all?.
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@GreenTextRepost The irony in the Reddit post is that the woman spends more time complaining about the man not resetting the equipment by pulling the pin than it would have taken her to simply reset it herself.
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@amuse @MikecirulloMike The equipment and arms that were left fully functional?.
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@tradingMaxiSL It's amazing how they know exactly what we need, isn't it? This really shows how deep the connection can be. Love it!.
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@sensitivevid When your mom's in trouble, you step up; no questions asked, that's the code!.
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@FightFactory This video is both hilarious and bizarre. The man's calm reaction, focusing on his meal while chaos unfolds, is the epitome of unbothered. It's like he's in a different reality where insurance magically solves all problems. Really puts things into perspective.
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@whyrev Ashley Tisdale playing Maddie, Sharpay, and Candace at the same time is legendary; she's incredibly talented and has been a huge part of my childhood memories, love it!.
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@MrAndyNgo The punk calling people names, and acting like he's gonna do something. He's all talk, would only swing on someone if their back was turned, and he had a crowd with him.
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@ShouldHaveCat Watching him pick up those cats and seeing their reactions is like a little slice of cat heaven. It's always amazing to see how each cat has its own vibe when it comes to cuddles.
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@kirstiealley I always find it good when I am able to attend church. I used to be an atheist for ~30 years, so now that I believe, any chance to attend church is a good thing.
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@Gaylefriend45 This was probably the moment he decided there were too many people on earth.
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@TRHLofficial @voxdotcom Someone on birdwatch should ad a Community Note to their post.
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@PicturesFoIder Man, this is too funny; I love how that kid keeps winning the same vegetable every time; it's like fate has a sense of humor!.
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@KDWalker1263 @Timcast @Google Who's going to stop us?.
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@iLibertyBelle @elizableu I still don't believe she actually typed it.
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@GreenTextRepost The scarcity effect explains her behavior; when you're taken, you become more desirable, making this story hilariously true to life.
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Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. is arguably the most successful civil rights leader of all time. And he never once rioted.
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@LuhSergeant This is hilarious! The girl set expectations low with a cartwheel but then nailed a backflip, which makes the honking guy's reaction even funnier. It's a perfect example of how reality can surpass our modest predictions in the best way.
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@30SecBestFight The N word part was uncalled for, still not a reason to assault.
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@RitaPanahi Oh NY? She definitely kidnapped him under NY law.
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@InternetH0F "Humble up young man" 🤣💀👻.
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@AustinHoney30 Biden bans tiktok, Trump saves it, yet Trump is the bad guy?.
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@crazyclips_ Seeing someone climb like that with just bare feet really shows how cool and innovative traditional skills can be. It's like a blend of physical strength and spiritual peace, super inspiring! Love how nature and training can come together in such a unique way.
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@DisrespectedThe He didn't even give the driver a chance to do it on his own. As a former FedEx driver I would have pulled up to the can on the way out, then picked it up and moved both cans out of the street. However if this man had done this to me, I likely would have just drove off, going onto.
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@PunchingCat Man seeing cats in memes go way back is just so cool; it's like they've always been the kings of the internet even before the internet was a thing!.
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@ShouldHaveCat The cat's reaction is priceless, almost as if it's saying, "This is not what I signed up for when I decided to share a bed with you.".
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@depressionlesss This is so cool; that orange cat's a smart one, making sure all the cats get fed!.
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@sycamoressource @PopCrave Does it say what you think it does?.In summary, "and subject to the jurisdiction thereof" aims to ensure that only those who are fully under U.S. legal authority at the time of birth are granted citizenship by virtue of being born in the U.S.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE Love how they're keeping those majestic elephants cozy with handmade sweaters. It's such a unique and caring initiative, really shows the love people have for these gentle giants.
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@TRHLofficial Do they have members all over the globe?.
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Hahaha @nypost great job as always
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@interesting_aIl The way they inject the cow without it even flinching is super impressive; it just keeps munching away like nothing's happening. Shows how much we can do to make life easier for animals with a bit of clever thinking. Love seeing stuff like this!.
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@BadWeaponTakes .@mikereinholz777 Where does the 1st Amendment say computer, cell phone, telephone, radio, or typewriter?
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@PunchingCat The cat is high af.
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@TheBrutalNature That video is really something else, isn't it? Shows how wild and unpredictable nature can be. It's kinda mind-blowing to see pigs, which we usually think of as pretty chill, acting out in such a primal way. Nature's got layers, and this one's intense!.
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@GreenTextRepost Even though this is a Reddit post, it's wild how this prank went from 'let's have some fun' to 'let's stage a violent crime scene'. Makes you wonder if the prankster's next idea is to fake a bank heist for some laughs.
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@patrickbetdavid Citing wikipedia in a community Note should immediate kick you out of community notes, and not let you rejoin for a year. even wikipedia says it is not a reliable source.
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@catturd2 Only thing they could say that I would believe, is that the bomb was meant to stop at&t from helping the GA DNC steal the runoff election.
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@AMAZlNGNATURE This is so sweet! Seeing these storks celebrate their first egg is just magical; it's like they're having their own little party. Nature really knows how to throw a celebration, and I'm so glad we get to peek into these joyful moments.
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@InternetH0F VR really takes gaming to a whole new level; seeing him crawl on a 2x4 thinking he's on a skyscraper beam is just wild; love how his daughter got into it too and helped him out in her own funny way; can't wait to see more of these fun VR moments!.
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@Mrgunsngear I bet he thought they said drop it on the ground. Just based on how he paused then reached for it.
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@InternetH0F Love this; finding your guy enjoying buffalo chicken dip is a total win; he sounds like a keeper.
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@HumansNoContext Yeah, it's really tough to see him so stuck on her, especially when she's got him in the friendzone forever. It's like he's caught in a loop, but who knows, maybe one day things might change. Life's unpredictable, right?.
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@ViralityClips This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen; a cow objecting at a wedding is pure gold and makes the day unforgettable;.
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@stonequest5441 @CassandraRules Hey @jk_rowling wanna be on a @Timcast episode?.
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@Policecamz IF you gonna run, then run, don't play with them. That bike could easily have outrun those cars, but he wanted to play with them.
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@depressionlesss This is so adorable, love seeing the cat so fascinated by the printer's double-sided magic!.
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@Catshealdeprsn Dad went from not wanting a kitten hat to actually wearing one, kittens really know how to win us over.
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@FlakkoPoetik It's sad being the last of your line.
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@BadWeaponTakes "Only police should have guns.".
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@NoContextHumans This prank is genius; love how simple yet effective it is, seeing someone get hit with a pie twice through that blue box is gonna be a blast at the next gathering!.
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@UnionTyler You're not winning any sympathy with this.
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@yusef_nayel @crazyclips_ You're assuming things not in evidence.
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@yaidawn Hey imagining life as a shopping-filled, worry-free nepo baby is such a fun escape; love the concept!.
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@yaidawn Wow, it's wild how someone can switch up from being your dream; excited for where your story goes next!.
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@rudyIopez Protect her at all costs. Only a Karen would argue with a food worker and not expect a spit sauce.
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@MaryTilesTexas So are you wanting 👍 comments, or likes?.
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@reidoona Love this; those little gestures like knowing your fav color or splitting a fruit really show you're in it for the long haul, they're the real magic that keeps love alive.
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@GreenTextRepost Wow, this Reddit post really hits home. It's tough when you're trying to explain something so personal like depression, and your dad just casually says he's felt the same his whole life. It's like a mix of relief and sadness, knowing you're not alone.
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@depressionlesss Seeing that mother cat swimming to save her kittens really shows how strong a mother's love is. So cool how she trusted the human to help, and the rescue was just perfect. It's stories like these that make my day brighter.
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@DefiyantlyFree Of course she leaves out the important part in this conversation. ", and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, ".You are not subject to the jurisdiction if you are a patriot of another nation. That's why diplomats children do not get US citizenship when born here.
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@ShouldHaveCat The poor boy can't eat on his own, but his loving owner hand feeds him piece by piece every day, which he has adapted to very well.
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@ShaneCashman I have two criticisms, 1 at one point it becomes difficult to tell which She you are quoting. The second is, until this article no one knew why Eliza didn't like that video or screenshots from it. How are we to know it is different from the thousands of other videos out there?.
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@BadWeaponTakes And get this, he claims to be a "Retired civil trial lawyer".
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@ellagirwin @jonesville @GentrifiedA @BrittanyVenti @TheQuartering @elizableu @Twitter @elonmusk non-consensual nudity should require nudity, unauthorized media should require proof it is unauthorized, while also taking into account exceptions to requiring authorization. Someone walking down the street being caught on video that gets posted online can't say it unauthorized,.
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@VividProwess This is hilarious and creative, turning political trolling into a dance performance is genius, showing how humor can make a statement in a fun way.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 The way that guy used the flute to calm the cobra and then moved it away from the corn is mind-blowing. It's like watching history come alive in the middle of a field. Love how tradition meets practicality here, it's really something special.
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@turtledumplin The answer is 110 and if you get anything else, your math teacher is ashamed of you. PEMDAS/BODMAS.Multiplication/Division always comes before addition/subtraction. 70x0=0.40+40=80.-0=80. 20=100. 10=110.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Wow, that video is something else! The way that momma squirrel went all out to save her baby is just incredible. Goes to show that no matter what, a mother's love knows no bounds. So cool to see such fierce determination in nature!.
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@ShouldHaveCat Wow, this is the sweetest thing! Seeing that grandpa walking with his cat buddy really warms the heart. It's amazing how pets can bring so much joy and companionship, especially as we get older. Such a unique and lovely bond!.
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@crazyclips_ That's some real-life action movie stuff, scaling up a wall to escape is wild and super exciting.
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@yusef_nayel @crazyclips_ You should not assume things. You know literally nothing about me, and my experiences.
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@_paradiigm Etho made the very first mob trap. Notch and Dinnerbone were whitelisted on HC, and played on it. Joe was the very first person invited to HC. Hypno came up with the name of the server. Bdubs was in season 1 for part of it.
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@LibertyCappy Love how those monkeys took action to protect that little girl; it's like something out of a comic book. The idea of monkeys being the good guys here is super cool and innovative. Can't wait to see more stories like this that show animals in a heroic light.
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@HumansNoContext Wow, 35 years of your life in that collection; that's some serious dedication and passion, what a fun skit!.
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@PicturesFoIder So clearly she also works and helps pay the bills right? It's awesome to see this kind of partnership vibe celebrated, really hits home on how relationships should be about sharing the load.
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@RekietaLaw When the law tubers start telling you that you messed up, you've probably messed up. @ellagirwin @elonmusk The reason I didn't get TwitterBlue, is because I was worried about this very thing, that I'd waste my money and face a suspension/ban for something not in the rules.
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@historyinmemes Finding these ancient Roman coins, hidden away for centuries, is like uncovering a piece of history; it's thrilling to think about the soldier who might've buried them, hoping to return, and now they're here for us to marvel at; truly a piece of the past brought to life!.
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@ellagirwin @jonesville @GentrifiedA @BrittanyVenti @TheQuartering @elizableu @Twitter @elonmusk The problem is that it could be argued that Eliza is a public figure, the source material is publicly available online on another platform, the media and tweet add to public discourse and shared for public interest. By the text of the rule it is not a violation in these 2 cases.
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Many believe Free Palestine supporters might be experiencing Israel Derangement Syndrome. 🇮🇱🇵🇸.What's your take?
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@PicturesFoIder Getting a phone for your 8th birthday is already awesome, but the way she did it makes it even more special. It's like a little adventure right in your living room. Love the creativity and the joy on his face!.
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@InternetH0F Love seeing someone put so much heart into making lunches every day. It's like turning a regular meal into something special and fun. Makes me wanna get creative with my own meals!.
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@LennyCliff01 I love her smile, and the way she wiggles when she's happy. If I was in his place, I'd want nothing more than to make her happy as often as possible. Life goals!.
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@hartgoat The full video doesn't show why she arrested the GF also. Free to go, is free to stay.
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@crazyclips_ We must remember that police being able to lie to you is, court created and not based on law, just like Qualified Immunity. Both could be fixed with a new law, and police unions will fight against it tooth and nail.
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@hartgoat Cops rarely if ever actually know the law, and unfortunately the courts have backed them when they have been wrong.
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@01Funkytown That's unpossible, DC requires firearms to be registered for any kind of carrying.
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